天庭，安天大会。
ganggangrulaizhenyasunwukongyuwuzhishanxia，yuditemingrenanpaiciyanhuiyishiduixifangfomendeganxie！
“yudi，zheixiyounaishitiandaodingxia，chuqueneipohouwai，haixuliangminghujingren。”
“shizunfangxin，xiyouyishiwoyidedaozukouyu，tiantingyifangquanlipeihe，hujingzhirenzaoyixuanding。”
“shan！buguo，ershengjiangxiafazhi，xuzailingxuanyirenquanchengcanyuzunaoxiyou，jieshitiandaojiesuanzihuiduosuangongde，buzhibixiayixiaruhe？”
yudichensipiankehouduirulaikaikou：
“buzhishizunkeyourenxuan？”
“xiyounaishixifangzhishi，zheizunaoxiyouzhirenhaixucongtiantingchu，cishihaiqingbixiadingduo。”
yudiwenyanmanyidedianlediantou，zheipingbaijitiantingsonggongdezhishi，yudizirangaoxing。
“zhuweixianshen，fangcaiwoyushizunshangyi，xucongwotiantingchuyiren，quanchengcanyuzunaoxiyouzhishi，zhuweikeyourenyuanyidancizhongren？”
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liangjiuzhihoujianwurenyingda，yudimiansechenlexiaqu。
zheishi，taibaijinxingzoudaoyudierbianxiaoshengshuolejiju。
yudiwenyan，muguangkanxiangjiaoluozhongzhengzaidakuaiduoyideqingniannanzi。
suizheyudidemuguangkanleguolai，zhongxianshenyequanbukanxiangjiaoluozhongdenanzi。
zheinanzishenxingtingba，jianmeixingmu，zhangfagaogaoshuqi，buguocishiyudiquezhoulezhoumei，zhiyintabiliangtaxian。
rulaikanjianzheinanzishiyexianshiyileng，suijimianluweixiaozhise。
erxifangzheibiandeyiweierduoshuzhangdefotuogengshizuijiaodaizheyeyu，yanzhongjinshichaofengzhise。
“lilingshidi，biechile，yudizhengkannini！”
zhengdakouyaoleyikuailonggandeliling，tingjianchuanyinzhishengyileng，youxiemangrandetaitouxiangyudiwangqu。
jianlilingwanglai，yudichongmanweiyandeshengyinxiangqi：
“liling，nikeyuanjiexiacirenwu？”
ganggangzhengzhuanxin‘gongzuo’deliling，cishiyanshenyouxiemangran，zheishinaozhongzaicixiangqiyidaoshengyin，lilingzheicaimingbaiqianyinhouguo。
【zheixifangzhenshihaosuanji，yidingdiangongdedoubufangguo，zheishiyaojiangliyizuidahuame？buguozijifanbuzheweizheidiangongdejuanruzheichangyinmoudangzhong。】
lilingrucixiangdao，zhengyukaikoujujue，zheishinaohaizhongzaicixiangqiyidaoshengyin：
“ding！fanxiyouxitongqidong，suzhuzhixuzuzhixiyoubiankehuodexiuwei、fabao，zuzhishijianyuejiuhuodedehaochujiuyueduo！”
lilingcishichadianjidongdereleiyingkuang。
tazifengshenqianxijiuchuanyueguolaile，kaozhejiyuanjiarujiejiaochengweitongtianxiaotu，yizhiqinqinkenkendexiulian，zhongyudadaojinxianjing。
naihezijirenweiyanqing，fengshendazhanhouqi，zaiwanxianzhenzhong，zaozhangerzeitouxi，zhongshangchuisi，jiaoxingliudeyiming，danshijingjiequedieluozhixuanxian，rujinyijingdieluozhixuanxianchuqi，yaobuleduojiugujihuidieluozhitianxianjing。
“xitong，nilaidekegouwande，xinshoudalibaokuaidianjiwokaiqi。”
“ding！xinshoudalibaokaiqi，gongxisuzhuhuodetiandaozhengyimei。”
“tiandaozheng？shenmegui？xitongnizheimeduoniancaikaiqi，jiujiwozheige？”
“ding！tiandaozheng，naishitiandaorenkezhirendexiangzheng，suzhukeyijihuotiandaozheng，xiangtiandaorenzhengshenfen，xiyoujieshuzhiqian，ruoyourenshanghaisuzhu，bianhuiyinlaitiandaozefa。”
“haodongxi，jihuotiandaozheng！”
lilingchenjinzaixitongzhongshi，yidaoyouyoufoyinxiangqi，jiezhebianshiyigeyuqiqingtiaodeshengyinchuanlai。
“zheibushililingme？zheimeduonianguoqule，bizihaimeizhangchulai？douguaiwodangchuxiashoutaizhonglexie！”
lilingwenyanmuguangsaoleyiyan，shensedanran，fangfozaikanyitiaoquanfeidegouyiban。
suijikanxiangyudi，weiweigongshen。
“chenyuanweibixiafenyou！”
yudiluchumanyideweixiao，suijikanxiangrulai。
rulaicishiyeshihanxiaodiantou，zhengyukaikou，zhitingshangkongleishengxiangdong，suijiyizhishuyansikaikongjian，chuxianzaishangkong。
suizhezheishuyandechuxian，zhongxianshenmobugandaojudadeyali。
raoshiyudi、rulai，cishiyeshibeiyadeyouxiechili。
shuyanhuanhuanzhuandong，zuizhongdinggezaililingshenshang，suijiyidaoguangshutouxia。
beiguangshuzhaoshedelilinghuanhuanpiaofuerqi，daiguangshusanqu，shuyanxiaoshi，zhongrenzheicaicongneitianweizhonghuanguolai。
“天道认可！”
yudiyouxiejingya，meixiangdaozheililingjingrannenghuodetiandaorenke？
cishililingdeshenfenyutangsengxiangdang，yigeweiqujingzhiren，yigeweizulanzhiren，liangzhedoubeitiandaorenke。
wulunshaolenayige，zheicixiyouyewufawancheng。
rulaicishimeitoujinzhou，poyouyizhongbanqishitouzazijijiaodeganjue。
benyishixiangjiangxiyougongdeliyizuidahua，meixiangdaonongchuyiweitiandingzuxiyouzhiren。
“heng！tiandaorenkeyouzenyang？buguoshifeixieshouduanbale，shengrenziyouqiman.....”
“欢喜佛住口！”
zheizhangerfotuohaiweishuowan，bianbeirulaideshengyindaduan。
zizhishiyan，huanxifobuzaiyanyu，tuihuilezijideweizhi，zhishikanxianglilingdemuguangzhong，yiranshibuxiehetiaoxin。
玉帝见状微笑开口：
“liling，antiandahuijieshuhou，nibianquanxinfuzexiyouzhishi，youhexuyaotiantingzihuiquanlixiangzhu。”
lilingdetiandaorenke，zheirangyudixinzhongbumianhuoluoqilai。
yudijianlilingjianmeixingmu，shenzitingba，weiyibuzudebianshineiaoxianxiaqudebiliang，chensihoudao：
“shaohouqulingyijiuqiannianpantao，jiangnideshangshixiufu！”
lilingwenyandaxi，zhengyuganxieyudi。
zheishihuanxifozaicikaikouzulandao：
“man！qibingyudi，wofomenqujingzhirenbixuroutifantai，ruolilingpingjiexianrenzhilijinxingzunaoweimianyoushitiandaopingheng，burujianglilingfeiquxiuwei，darufanjian，yifanrenzhiqucanyuxiyou。”
huanxifozheiyiyanlundunshiyinqiyipianhuaran。
“zhangerzei，burujiangniyefeiquxiuweibianrufanjian，suineiqujingzhirenyiqiruhe？”
“hahahaha！yunxiao，kexitiandingqujingrenbushiwo，ruowoyedetiandaorenke，feiquxiuweiziwubuke。”
zheishiyizhongniannanrenyeshangqianduiyudikaikou：
“bixia，chenrenweirucibutuo，neiqujingrenyoufaligaoqiangzhirenhuchi，ruolilingshidifeiquxiuwei，bianweifanren，ruhexiangzu？”
zhongniannanrenshuowanhou，youjielianzouchuershijigexianshen，weililingqiuqing。
yudiwenyandianlediantou，zheishirulaikaikoudao：
“yudi，huanxifoshuodebucuo，qujingzhirensuiweipinsengtudi，danqujingqianyiranjinglilunhui，huaweifanren，ruoshizheizulanzhirenshenjufalikongyoubutuo，wofomenyuanyiweililingzuochuxiangyingbuchang。”
yudiwenyanshenseyiranyouxieyouyu。
“bixia，chenyuanyihuaweifanren！”
lilingdehuarangzhongxianshenwubuzhenjing，suiranlilingrujinzhiyouxuanxianxiuwei，danzongbibianchengfanrenqianga！
“liling，nikexianghaole？”
yudikanxiangliling，neichongmanweiyandeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
lilingdiandiantou，jiezhedao：
“buguowoyaofomendesanguangshenshuihezaohualianzi！”
lilingzhisuoyizheimezuoyeshiyousuokaoliang，zheijushentishousuntaiguoyanzhong，jibianyudiciyujiuqianniandepantaoyeyijingwulixiufu。
jiusuanzijifeijintiancaidibaojiangshentixiufu，houtianrenzudegenjiaoshangxianyeyouxian。
lilingxiangjiecizhongsushenqu！