zouchuqingong，liudezhenglileyixiashenshangdeyizhuang，zaihuitoukanlekanqingongdemoyang。
jideqianshichuanyuezhihou，takaozheneidiancongliangqiannianhoudailaidecuqianlishichangshihekexiaodezhengzhijianjie，xianggewutoucangyingyiban，daochuluanzhuang。
dangchu，tadequanbuxinsidoufangzaineigexianzaihaizaiqiangbaolideliuzhi，duiqiwubikongju。
kexi，tawangleyidian，lishishiyoushenglizheshuxiede。
yeshizhidaohenduonianzhihou，tacaixingwudaozheiyidian，kexineishihouyijingwanle。
haozairujinzhongxinlaiguozhihou，taduiyuzheigeshidaiyijingbuzaimosheng，tashenzhibizheyanjingjiunengbeichudangchaowenwubaiguandejiguanbeijingjizhihouhuoyuezaizhengtanshangdeneixiejutoudefajishi。
touguolishidemiwu，henduoshiqing，liudeyiranleranyuxiong。
pirushuo，zhidaomuqianweizhi，tadebianyilaodiedoumeixiangguolichuzheijianshiqing。
shenzhishizhihoucelitadezhangxiongliurongweitaizi，yebuguoshiquanyizhiji。
听起来很好笑。
danzuoweiyigeguolairen，dangliudefupanzhenggeguochengshi，zheiqueshiweiyidejieshi。
zaiqianshidezuihoudejinian，liudemeimeixiangjicishi，douhuiewantanxi，ruotazaozhiruci，dangchujiubuhuifanxia……
shihouzhugeliang，dangranbuguoshizuipaoeryi。
danshi，dangzhonghuodaozheichuanyuezhichudeshihou。
刘德就成了先知！
“wozheigebianyilaodiea……”liudezaixinlitanxiyisheng。
yongyizushujukeyihenwanmeidezaixiandangjintianziliuqideweirenyuxingge。
dangjintianziliuqizaitashiliusuideshihoushengxialetadediyigeerziliurong。
tousannian，liudedebianyilaomasujiweitashengxialesangeerzi，liurong、liudezijiyuliuyan。
ranhoushichengji，zaisannianneishengxialelianggeerzi，liuyugenliufei。
zhongjianchengjideshinvtangjiweiliudedebianyilaobashengxialeyigeerziliufa。
ranhoujiushijiafurenzaisannianlifenbieshengxialiupengzuyuliusheng。
zheiqizhongchulechengjichenzhejiafurenhuaiyun，zaiciweiliuqishengxiayigeerziliuduanwai，qitafeipinkeliwushou。
zhihoubanian，tianzizaiweiyouzisichusheng，zhidaowangzhichuxian，weitianzishengxialeliuzhi。
jiangzhidaomuqianweizhisuoyouhuangzidechushengnianyueyushengmulieyigebiaochulai，henqingxidejiunengkandao，dangjintianziliuqi，bushiyigehuaxindaluobu，ershiyigehenzhuanyidehuangdi，zhibuguotadezhuanyizhinengweichisandaosinian，zaiciqijian，tajibenzhichongyiren，danshizhiyaochaoguoqixian，tajiuhuixunsudezhuanyimubiao。
erdangliudebianyilaodiedejinglifangdaochaozhengshangshi，jiuchuxianlelingwaiyigeqingkuang。
chaocuoxianzaigouweifenggoudeshiba，jihutashangzoudezouzhemeiyoububeipizhunde。
danshi，wuchuqiguoluanqi，chaocuoqueshijihubeipianzheladaolejietouyaozhan。
zaizhihou，zhouyafuyinweizhangongjianzaidixin，yiduanshijiannei，jihujiushijunchenxiangdededianfan。
danshi，dangzhouyafuzaichujunwentishanggenqijiaojingzhihou，zhouyafuxunsucongyunduandieluodaolegudi，zuihoujingranbeitoujintingweidayu！
congchaocuodaozhouyafu，liudedezheigebianyilaodiewanwanquanquandeweibeilehanshizhangjiuyilai‘jiangxiangburu’dechuantong。
suoweidejiangxiangburu，shidangchujiayixiangxianditichulai，bingchengweichenglideyigebuchengwendechuantong。
jigonghoujiangxiangzheiyijidedachen，zhiyaobushichufanmoufandengdanibudaodezuixing，neimejiuyaojiduifangyigetimiandejieju。
tongchangshisuoweidebuliuxueersi。
xiangdangnianheheyoumingdecheqijiangjunbozhaojiushidiyigexiangshoudaozheigedaiyudedachen。
keshichaocuoyuzhouyafu，yigeyushidafu，yigedanrenguotaiweidechengxiang，lianggedouyiduyuliuqiguanxijiweiqinmi，quedoumeiyouxiangshoudaozheigedaiyu。
kanqingchuzheixie，jiuhenqingchu，dangjintianziliuqijiujingshishenmeyangdeyigerenle。
dangniduitayouyongshihuozhetaxihuannideshihou，yuquyuqiu，meiyoubudayingde。
dandangniduitameiyouliyongjiazhihuozhetayijingyanfannishi，congmingdiandezijigundanba。
suoyi，zhongshengzhihou，liudedemudefeichangmingque，neijiushijinkenengderangliuqikandaotadejiazhisuozai。
danshi，xiangdangtaizi，jinjinbiaoxianchuxiancainengyujiazhiyuanyuanbugoude。
yigehaohansangebang，haideyouyigebijiaoqianglideshilibangzhuta，fouzejiusuanzuoshangtaiziweizi，yongbulejitianjiudebeirenganxiaqu。
erqianshidejingligaosuliude，tademuzu，chuncuishichengshibuzubaishiyouyu。
liurongbeifei，yibandezerenguisuji，yibandezerenguineibangbushengxinjiujiumen。
xiangyaobuzhongdaoliurongdefuzhe，weiyidebanfajiushitiaochusushiwaiqizheigejukeng。
erweiyinengbangliudetiaochusushijukengderen，liudezaiqianshixianglaixiangqu，zuihoufaxianjingranzhiyoubohuanghou。
bohuanghoumeiyouzisi，zheishizhimingshang。
erliudezijiyouyidabangkengdiedewaiqi，zheitongyangshizhimingshang。
ruonengguojidaoboshimingxia，neime，liangfangdenantidouyingrenerjie。
youweizhongyaodeshi，boshiwaiqizaizhanganjingyingershijinian，quehenshaoyouchouwenchuanchu。
dangran，cishijibude，erqie，bunengyouliudetichu，derangbohuanghouquqiutianzi，ranhoutazaishunshuituizhou。
zhiyubohuanghouhuangweizhiweibuwenzheijianshiqingzailiudekanlaibuzhiyiti。
xiangzhezheixieshiqing，liudemanmandejiuchuanguolezhanglang，laidaolelingtangwaice。
tahuanguyixiasizhou，ranhoumaozheyao，huidaotazuichuguidedifang，guiguijujudeguixialai。
“huangxiong，nifangcaiqunale？”liudegangyiguixia，shenhouyigeyinroudeshengyinjiuqiaoqiaodewendao。
liudebuyonghuitou，jiuzhidao，neishitadebahuangdiliuduan。
shiyigexiongdili，yezhiyoutayouzheizhongqiangdiao。
“meishenme，jiushiqutanwangleyixiamuhou……”liudemeiyouhuitou，qiaoshengdao：“huangdibiefenxin，yongxinzuozijidebenfenshiqingjiushile！”
duiyuliuduan，liudedejiyiyijinghenmohule。
qianshichuanyuezhichu，liangrenguanxidaohaibucuo。
zhishizhihougezifengwangyihouxiangjiandejihuirijianxishao，suoyi，jianjiandemeilewanglai，zhishitingshuozheiweididiganlexuduochugedeshiqing。
danshi，liudequeconglaimeiyouyaneguozheigedidi，gengmeiyouxiangqitaxiongdiyiban，jianletajiuduo。
shizaishi，liudezhidao，zheigedidiqishishigekelianren。
liuduanchushengzhihoujiubeifaxianshentiyoucanque。
zhunquedeshuo，yinggaishitaduoleyigeqiguan。
zheizaiershiyishiji，keyitongguobianxingshoushujiejue，danzaizheigongyuanqiandeshijie，queshiwujie。
suoyi，shirenchangshuo，kelianzhirenbiyoukehenzhichu。
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