di1zhanglaoqianposhiziji？
“tingshuolema，zhujiaojiaozheigeponiangshibeijidanyeside。”
“zheirizikezhenmei，renjiachiyecaikenshupi，tachijidan。”
“huogai，sheirangtatouchirenjiajidan！”
“婆母！”
“nianga！nizenmejiuqula，jidannidanfanfenyikoujierziyebuzhiyuzheiyanga！”
…
zhujiaojiaoganjueerbianyouyiwanzhiwenziwengwengwengzuoxiang。
tangzhedetajuliekesou，houlongyeyijiuyoushenmedongxikazhubiedehennanshou。
tafangeshenmengchuixiongkou，suizhejuliekesou，zongsuanbaxiongkoududemenmendedongxituchulai，gunluozaidishangzhengshiyikewanzhengdejidan。
zhujiaojiaomengle，zheishitatude？tunleyizhengkelianqiaodoumeibodejidan？echouweixilai，zhujiaojiaocumei，kanzhezijiganbiedeshou，zheishizenmehuishi？
“啊，诈尸啦！”
jingjiaoshenglahuitadesixu。
taiyanjiujianyiqunrenjinghuangshicuowangwaipao，ranhouduodaomutoumenhoutoutoukanzheta。
yanshenduishi，neixierenliansedabian。
“a，laoqianpokanguolaile，kuaipao！”
budaosanmiao，menkouanjingdezhiliuyouneimumenhaizaikuangdangkuangdanghuangdang。
zhujiaojiaoyanjiaochouchu，xinzhongbuhaodeniantoushanguo。
tamenzuizhongdelaoqianposhiziji？
tacuzhemei，molemobushufudebozi，cikezhixiangheshui。
“水！”
tingdaotadefenfu，yigeshenxingqiaocuidefurendiediezhuangzhuangpaochuqu，zhuangdaomenshang，yishengbuhangxiaoshizaishixian。
dishanghaizaikudeyibabitiyibaleidenanhaipotiweixiao，shangqianbaozhuzhujiaojiaodedatui。
“niang，ninmeishishizaishitaihaole！”
tadebennengfanyingjiushijiangzijidetuicongzheigemoshengnanhaideshouzhongbakai。
一道记忆涌入脑海。
朱娇娇，她穿了！
yuanshenyejiaozhujiaojiao，shishiyacunzhongyiyuan，shengyousiziernv，zhangzisunpingquqishenxing，cizisunanquqijiangpaner，shengyouhutou，fangyalianggehaizi，sanzisunfu，xiaoerzisunle，zhangnvsunzhenzhu，**sunliu。
zhangfushinianqiancunzhongfanishiliujiurenersi。
henhao，buyongsihounanren，yebuyonghebierentongchuanggongzhen，yuanshengongpohaizaishi，haihaofenlejia。
shuodaoyuanshen，zhangfusihouxingqingdabian，zuodeshiqingyuelaiyuelipu。
yuanbenqinkuaidetadaishachisha，yebuxiadiganhuo，cunzhongdabufendejidoubeitatougebian，huaiyundemugou，tataorenjiaduzi，shengshengbaxiaogoutaochulaichirou，shihaochilanzuo，toujimogouzheilianggechengyudejuxianghua。
baozhezijidatuikudeyibabitiyibalei，shouchenghoudenanhaizhengshiyuanshendexiaoerzikongle。
“niang，ninzhongyuxingle，dagejininqinggelangzhongqingdaoxianzaihaimeihuilai，kendingzhaodifangtoulan，dengdagehuilaininyidingyaojitayansekankan。”
zhujiaojiaoshenxiyikouqidaliangzheigegonghuonanhai。
shouxiaodeshencaitoudadeheren，yanjingyedadechuqi，yingyangbuliangdetoufakuhuangluanzaozaodingzaitoushang，lianhaoduotianmeixi，heidekanbuchuyuanpifuyanse，shenshangdeyifubudingluobuding，baojiangdekanbuchuyuanlaiyangzi，zhenggerenjianzuihousaide，peishangtashuodehuagengshichendetayifuxiaorendezhi。
zhujiaojiaobuyuedecumei，haizijiushibaizhi，haohaodeyigeshisuihaiziyangchengzheiyang，nayouzheiyangshuozijiadagede。
quanjiayuanshenduizheigexiaoerzihaisuanpianai，xianqianshuojidanbufenjitadeyeshizheigexiaoerzi，duizheigezisidehaizibuxiyouzengjiasanfen。
yuanshendeqingxuhaizaizuosui，yishijiantaduizheihaizideganqingshifenfuza。
“pomu，bushide，dangjiade，tashiquzhenshangqinglangzhong…”
pengzhewanjinmendelaodaxifushenxingyijinmenjiutingdaoxiaoshuzidihuizijiazhangfu，xiaoshengtizijiananrenbianjie。
tagoulouzheshenzi，lianbiedetonghongbugantaitouyupopoduishi，shenziyuanbenwanzhedebeiyadegengdi。
“zheigejiayounishuohuadefenma？nijiubietidagejieshi。a！a！niang，qingdian，teng！”
huaweishuowan，kongleganjueerduobeiningdeshengteng，tengdetayanleidoukuaibiaochulaile，zijizenmejiuaidale，pingriaidadebudoushidage？
“chaosile，gunchuqu！”
zhujiaojiaofanzaodequzhuzheigexiaoerzi。
souxunyuanshenjiyizhisuoyizheiyang，shiyuanshenbadangnianzhangfudesiguijiuyudaerzishenshang，zheibukandaerzibushunyanliandaizheduierxifubushunyan，zheixieniandongzhedama，xiaohaiziziranyouyangxueyang。
kongleweiqubabadewuzhuerduo，chumen，gangzoudaomenkou，zhujiaojiaoxiangqiyijianshiyoujiaozhuta。
“向你大嫂道歉！”
wenyan，konglewuzhuerduodeshouyidun，huiguotoulaizhuanshenbukezhixinzhizheziji。
“niang，nifengla，rangwojigongjidaoqian？”
yitingzheiheicheng，zhujiaojiaoliandoulvle。
shenxingyeshiwucuodezhibaishou，liangengshizhangdetonghong。
“不，不用！”
tidaogongjidechenghu，zhujiaojiaogengshiwuyu。
yinweidaerxifujinmenzheimexienianhaimeishenghaizisuoyizhengrilibeiyuanshenmachengbuxiadandemuji，houlaigengshirangrangzhegancuijiaogongjidele，jialiqitarenliandaizheyejiujiaotagongji。
sheijiahaorenchenghuzijiaerxifujiaogongji，yuanshenguoranshigejipin。
zhujiaojiaorouroumeixin：“yihoubuxuluanjiao，tashinidasao。”
“娘，你…”
mingmingshinizijirangjiaode。
“嗯？”
zhujiaojiaoyanjingyideng，xiaoerzilimasongle，niangpiqibuhao，wanyishangshoudazijizenmeban。
taxinbuganqingbuyuanjiaoleshengdasao。
shenxinglikerujinggongzhiniaogoulouzhezhanzaiyuandi，juzheshuibuzhisuocuo。
niangjintianzheishizenmele？mofeishixiangchuxindezhemorenfazi？
yuexiang，shenxinghenbudetoumaidaodilizhaogedongzuanqilai。
taneixinjiaozhuo，dangjiadezenmehaibuhuilai，meicihepopozaiyigefangjian，talianhuxidoushicuo。
zhujiaojiaojieguoshui，pieletayiyan，mingxiannengkandaozheigeerxifushenzidouledou。
yuanshenzheigejipin，qiaobarenzhemode，duishidoukongju。
tayuanbenqimayouyimiqidegezi，cikeyizhigoulouzheshenzixianggelaotaitai，qiaozherangrenhenbushufu。
“suanle，nizhanzhishenziba，woqiaozhehenbushufu。”
shenxingdehoubeizijiwandejiubushufu，wenyanqiaoyiyanpopo，jianpopomianwubiaoqing，yishijianbumingsuoyi。
hewanshui，houlongshufuxuduo。
“快点，站直了！”
“哦，哦！”
shenxingmangtingzhibei，danshidichuizhenaodai，xianggeyahuansidezhanzaiyuandi，dengdaipopofenfushizhongbuganyupopoduishi。
zhujiaojiaotankouqi，renjiagezishitianshengde，yuanshengezibizheigeerxifuaijiushuoerxifufushizheta，yanliqiaobuqitazheigepopo，shuohuahaiyaotaiqibozi，shenxingziciyihoudougoulouzhebei，shengpazijizhandebipopogao。
tadeyanjingmiaoxiangdishangpopotuchulaideneigejidan，ananyankoushui。
zhujiaojiaosaoyiyanzheihunandewuzi，yangguangzhaobujinlai，biqiangchongchizhemeiweiqiweihaiyouqitabumingweidao，dishangdoushidaocao，gangcaibeizijituchulaideneigejidanhaishanzhebumingyeti。
tabeizijiexindaole，xiangdaozijizaizheigejiadeshenfen。
”qubaneigejidandiudiaoba？suanle，caganjingzaishuo。”
zijichuanyuedezheigechaodairujinzhengchuhuangnian，liangshijinguizheni，shuiyejinggui，shuibuyonglaiheyonglaixijidan，zheiyaotiandaleipide，dengdaihuicaganjing，tazaixunsidiudiaohaishijixuhanleichidiao。
shenxingyingleyisheng，yemeiyonggongjutushoujianqijidanchulefangjian。
konglerourouzijideerduoyoucouguolai，yanshengensuidasaoshouzhongdedan，taohaodao：“niang，neijidannengbunengfenwodian，wokendianjidanqiaoyecheng？”
yigemaitaidedaxiaohuozichongzijisajiao，zhujiaojiaojipigedadouqilaile。
“haohaoshuohua！daoshihouzaishuo。”
konglebudongniangshishayisi，tagujiniangshitongyile。
zhujiaojiaoshibuxianghezijizheigeerzidaizaiyiqi，fangjianlishizaishitaichou，taimen，redeyishenhan，tayaochuquhuxiyikouxinxiankongqi。
laidaoyuanzili，jiaoluoyouyizhihaizaimiyanfudandeji。
tamaibuzouguoqu！jijiandaotahushanzhechibangfachugegegecanjiao，dandougubushangfu。
jiaoluolicashijidandeshenxingyihuocumei：popozheishiyouyaoganshenme?