第1章
“jiangutou，jingranganzhuangsi，yiweizheiyanglaoniangjiunanimeibanfala？dabao，batakunlejililaoyesongguoquxiangyong，miandewulejishi，redetalaorenjiabugaoxing。”
“nimenfangkaiwosaosao！”
“a！siyatou，jingranhaiganyaowo，niang！zanmenbatayiqilaqumaile，bushiyourenzaishoucairenma，zanmenbatasongguoqu！”
“wuwuwuwu......nimenfangkaiwo，nimenzheixiehuairen，wogegehuilaibuhuifangguonimende......wu——”
......
sanrenshengyinduanduanxuxuchuanjinerduoli。
好吵......
mengyuanchuyizhengkaiyan，jiukandaoyigemianxiangkebodelaopozizhengwuzhegeliuqisuixiaoyatoudezui，xionghendiyaobaduifangkunqilai。
lingyigeshencaiaixiaomianrongweisuodenanrenzeshinazheshengzichaotazouleguolai，lianshangdaizheyincecedexiao。
惊！
zheixierenjingrandouhaichuanzheguzhuang！
这是什么情况！
xiayike，putiangaididejiyiruchaoshuiyonglai，mengyuanchuyigejiling，ruzaoleiji，jingdewaijiaolinen。
******！
tajingranchuanyuele！haichuandaoleweizhichaodaidayuechaoqinghewanyigeyutatongmingtongxingdexiaocungushenshang！
yuanzhuzhangfushangjinggankaoqinianweigui，shengsibuming，weilejierziquxifujichengxianghuo，popohuashiliangyinzimaitajinmen，jieguomeiduojiupopohegonggongjiuyinlaoleiguodushengbingxiangjiqushi，hailiuxiagexiaoguzirangtafuyangzhaogu。
yuanzhuriziguodejiannan，niangjiarenbubangbashou，haishichangqudaqiufeng，daozhiyuanzhuhexiaoguzichangnianchibubaochuanbunuan，guodebicunlidegoudouburu。
shuoqilaiyeshigoumeide，benlairizijiubuhaoguo，bainiannanyudedahonglaohaibeitamenjiyushangle。
zhenggezhoufudoubeiyan，shouzaicunzhuangduodajibaige，wushuren，liulishisuo，meiyouliangshimeiyoufangzi，budebutashangtaohuangxunqinzhilu。
genzaiqinghewanduiwulidecaizhulilaoyekanshangleyuanzhudemeimao，bianqiledaixin，genyuanzhuqinniangyiheji，jiuyaobayuanzhunongjitazuogeqie。
qishiduosuibanjieshenzirutuderenle，yebupaleisizaichuangshang。
yuanzhubuyuanyi，genjialirenqilezhengzhi，beitaniangshishoutuidaozhuangshitoushangdangchangqushi。
yankanzhehunzhangdidimengdabaonazheshengziyaolaibatadabaodaizou，mengyuanchuchuisibingzhongjingzuoqi。
yeguanbushanghaizaitutumaoxuedeetoule，zhuaqipangbiandeshitoujiuwangmengdabaonaodaishangza。
“a！”mengdabaocubujifang，wuzhenaodaihoutui，dakuqilai，“niang！tadawo！”
erzijiushitaniangdeming，，wangshiyanjingyideng：“siyatou，fanletianleni，jingrangandanididi，kanlaoniangbuchousini！”
tashoulineigexiaoguniangchenjizhuazhutadeshou，yikouhenhenyaoxiaqu，zhijiejianxue。
“a！”wangshijingjiao，xiayishisongleshou。
xiaogunianglikepaoleguolai，kudeleiyanwangwang，shouxiaodeshenzizhibuzhufazhan，“saosao，wuwuwu......”
mengyuanchuerhuabushuo，lazhexiaoguniangjiupao。
tacishiganjuehenzaogao，weilikongkongedefashao，sangzigandemaoyan，touyunyanhuatuichoujin，ganggangfankangneiyixiazi，yijingyongjinliqi。
cishibupao，takendingnongbuguoneilianggeren。
xiangtaqianshicaiganggangjichengbaiyijiaye，zuoyongquanqiusanbaiduozuogaoduanjiulou，yishouchuyichushenruhua，beifengweidangdaishishen，mingfuqishijicaihuameimaoyuyishendebaifumei，rujinquechenglegemeiruocandexiaocungu。
真是气煞她也！
daoshoudeyinziyaofei，wangshimuziliangdangranbuyuanyi，fenggousideqiongzhuibushe。
zhouweiyoubushaodetaohuangnanmin，duizheiyiqiequeyijingjianguaibuguai，meiyourenzhanchulaibangtamen。
bijingzaizheizhongshihou，wuziduanque，bushaodifangshenzhiyijingchuxianlerenchirendexianxiang，meiyourenhuiyouneigexianxin，guanbierenjiadeposhi。
mengyuanchukuaipaobudongle，xinyiheng，lingzhexiaoguziwangdalushangpao，zhijiepuguoqulanzhuleyiliangluguodemache。
“jiuminga！qinniangyaozhuayijingchujiadenverqumaishenla，haiyaobajialidehaizimaiquzuocairenla！zheishidaodedeniuqu，renxingdelunsang！haiqingluguodeyexingxinghaoshi，jiuwoerrenyimingba，wotiedingtiantianshaoxiangbaifoqidaoyenibaofubaoshuaibaotaohua！”
tayikouqinianwandoubudaichuanqide，jingdelachedemaerdouhoutuiliangbu。
tianqingsedemachelianzi，beiyizhixiuzhangruyudeshouqingqingtiaokai，luchuyizhangjingzhiqingjuandelian。
mengyuanchuyileng，buzhengqideyanleicongzuililiuxia。
救命！这男的好帅！
haibudengtajinyibuyushuaigedashan，wangshimuzijiuzhuishanglaile。
“siyatou，nihushuobadaoshenme，mingmingshinizijitantulicaizhudeqian，shoulerenjiacailiyoubukenjiaguoqu，haiganwuxiannilaoniang，huoniwaileni！”
wangshizhuishanglaizhuazhemengyuanchu“papa”jiushiliangbazhang。
zheicimengyuanchuguyimeiduo，zhuangrouruokelian：“wokemeijiandaoyigetongzier，shinimenbawomaile......”
xiaoguzizhouqianqianyeshishiwawadakuqilai。
wangshigengqile，rangmengdabaoshangqian，ehenhenfenfudao:“batamenbangqilai，zuiduzhu，miandezaiwaimianjiaoshegen！”
macheshangdezhougengxunmuguangyining，jiganchedesuicongshigeyanse。
“zhushou！xiuyaofangsi！”
likeyourenlailanzhuwangshimuzi。
neirenshengaotuizhang，zhangdexiongshenesha，haidailebadadao。
wangshiqiruanpaying，likeluchugechanmeidexiao，tianzheliandao:“dalaoyeraoming，xiuyaotingzheisiyatouhuyanluanyu，zaishuole，zheiyeshiwojiajiashi，nimenbuhaoguanba......”
zhougengxunminleminchun，shengyindanleng，“tingnimenjiaotan，zheiweifurenyinggaiyijingshichujiazhinv，chujiacongfu，dayuechaoyouguiding，nvzierjiayouji，niangjiarenbudeganshe。kuangqie，tamenganggangshuode，yaobahaizimaiquzuocairen......youshiheyi？”
tamuguangxili，dailefengmang，kandewangshixintoumengtiao，xiayishihoutui。
mengyuanchulikedao:“dalaoye，cairenjiushirenrouzuodecai，shiyaobarenkaitangpoduzhuledangchushengyiyangchide！”
shuoqizheige，tadoujuedebuhanerli。
zhougengxuntongkongyisuo，xinzhongdazhen，“jinghaiyouzheizhongshi？”
“shizaikee！”tawoquan，lenglengkanxiangwangshimuzi，“cishiyouweirenlun，jianzhihairantingwen，niannimenzhishiputongbaixing，shangweizhuchengdacuo，wobuyuzhuijiu，fouzeniusongguanfu。zhinimenhuoluangangjilunchangzhizui！”
wangshimuziheshale，canbaizheyizhanglian，duoduosuosuoliule，linzouzhiqianhairenbuzhuduizhemengyuanchuehenhenxiaoshengweixie。
“mengyuanchu，nijilaoniangdengzhe！dengnihuiqinghewanmeirenhuzhele，kannizenmeban！”
mengyuanchuhengleheng，tacaibupani。
songlekouqi，lazhexiaoguzishangqian，xiangmoxiangyangjizhougengxunxinglegewoquanli。
quejianduifangshenseyouyi，zhengqiguaididingzheta，sihuhaiyouxiezhenjing。
“nijiushiqinghewandemengyuanchu？”
azhei，nandaohaishishuren？