第1章

天雷滚滚…………

zenmebupisita…………

作精…………

“a...........”

两眼一黑…………

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“xiangwan,nikantiangaoyunkuo,yitianweibei,yidiweichuang,buruwomenjiu…………”

suxiangwanjuedexiongkouliangsousoude,erbianchuanlaimoshengnanzideshengyin。

“sou”dizhengkaiyanjing,jiukanjianmianqianyizhangheiququ、semimidedaliancouguolai,

“想死!”

“peng”deyisheng,dazainanzidelianshang。

“shenmedongxi,yeganqifugunainaiwo…………buxiang……huole,ni…………”

bansuierlai,juliedetoutengxilai,naodaiyaozhakai........

suxiangwanbaozhetou,kanzhemianqiandenanzi,zhijiantachuanzheqishiniandaidehuachenyi,xiandehualihushaode,nandaowozhendechuanyuele?

suxiangwanyihuodidengdayanjing,qihuhudizhizhemianqiandenanzi,

“dengdeng………niganggangjiaowoxiangwan?nishibushijiaochengang?”

kanzhetayihuodeyangzi,xiaoxinwendao“xiangwan,nizenmele?woshichenganga!niburenshiwole,shibushifashaole?rangwomomo?”

budengtadeshoushenguolai,taishoushuaizaiyipang

“bushiba!wozheishichuanshule,chuanchenglemingziyimoyiyangdeyihunnvrenshenshang,haishituanzhangliunianbuhuijiapaoqidepaohuiyuanpei?

xianzaizhengshidiuxiahaizi,genqingrensibendesibenxianchang?

Oh,mygod.

我的天呀!

这也太狗血了吧?

xiaoshuolidejuqing,zenmeyingyandaozijishenshang?yigewushenlundedaxuesheng,jingranyujianzheimeliqideshiqing...............

幸好!

xinghao!yiqiehailaideji………

takuaisuraoguochengangdeshenpang,zoulejibu,yizhidashouanzhulejianbang

“xiangwan,nizenmele?mozhengle?shuohaolewomenyiqilikaizheili,quguowomenxiangwangdemeihaoshenghuo,zenmenihouhuile?”

qiaozhetaguolaideshou,xianqidituikai

“chengang,rangkai!woyaohuijia!”

chengangyiting,daozuideyazizenmenengfeile?zuijiaoshanguoshaozongjishideyinyi,zhuanerhanqingmaimaidekanzheta,wozhededashoufangsonglelidu

“xiangwan,womenliangqingxiangyue,shuohaoyiqiyaoyuanlizheili,jianzaomengzhongdewutuobang,nizheishilinzhentaotuo?womenganjinzouba,zaibuzoujiulaibujile。”

suxiangwandingzhetachixiao,xinlizhouma“sizhanan!”

taxunsuzhengliyishan,kouhaokouzi,lishengdao:“fangshou,zaibufangshouwojiubukeqile!”

qiaozhetabusongshou,duizhechengangfubudexiasanluhenhenditileyijiao,ganjintaopao!

paolejibu,xiangzhedishangdebubao,ganjinzhehuilai,kuazaijianbangshang,yiliuyanchaozheshanxiapaoqu。

houbianchuanlaichengangtongkudeaihaosheng

“xiangwan,xiangwan,nibiezoua!womenshizhenxinxiangaide,nihuilai...............nihuilai...........”

chengangwuzheduzi,tangzaidishang,zuiliqingshengzhoumazhe

“xiangwan,nijingrangantiwo,huoniwaile,kanwobuzhengsini,nijiwodengzhe!buxing,bunengrangtapaole,nipaoleqianqunalinonga?neikeshiqiana!”

yiguliucongdishangpaqilai,chouzheshanpoxia,nalihaiyousuxiangwandeshenying,tatuifeidizuozaidishang,ehenhendishuodao

“suxiangwan,nitaobuchuwodeshouzhangxin!jintianwanshangwojiuquzhaoni,nitaobuchuwodeshouzhangxin,wojiubuxinnihainengfeilebucheng?”

suxiangwanjiakuaijiaobu,paoleyiduanlucheng,taleideqichuanyuyu,caizhuanshenqiaozheshenhouchengangmeiyouzhuishang,daoyikuaishitou,chayidianshuaidao,tayi**zuozaishitoushang。

此时,正是立夏。

wanfengchuilai,touguobobodeyishan,ganjueyisiliangshuang。

yuanyuanwangqu,yangchangxiaodaodejintoushixixishushudewafang,haiyouyijianjiandetuyaodong,xianzaizhengshizuofandeshihou,jiajiahuhudeyanconglimaozhebaiyan!

zheishi,tadenaohailishanxianchuyuanzhudeyisheng,yuanzhushiluyuntingdepaohuideqianqi!

liunianqian,luyuntingzouqinqiluguo,zaihezhongjiulesuxier。

sujiadazhejiumingenrendeminghao,weiluyuntinghongganyifu,jiezhuzaisujiazhuyiwaner。

zhengyinzheigewanshang,sujiarenxiangbasuxiernongdaoluyuntingdechuangshang,taturanfanhui,buxiangjiajiyigedangbingshouguadenanren。

sujiafumujiluyuntinghesuxiangwanxiayao,tamenshuizaiyikuaier。

qingchenjiuqishixiongxiongdechongjinlai,rangluyuntingfuze,pobudeyiqulesuxiangwan。

yinsujiadewuxian,luyuntingyanesuxiangwan,chengqindediertianqulebudui,zaiyemeiyouhuilai。

suxiangwanliunianmeiyoujiandaotahuilai,daizheerzijiannandishenghuo,manmandibeichenglixiaxiangdezhiqing,beichengangxiedeqiongsuanshisuodadong,zaimeimeisuxierdetiaosuoxia,tingxinwanggangdeyutasiben,zhaquzuihouyisijiazhi,houlaimaijinshenshan,zuihouluoleyigecansidexiachang!

“zhenshichun!yeba!jiranchuanyuedaonishenshang,bierenqiannide,wodouhuibangniyiyitaohuilai!”

suxiangwanchaozheshanjiaoxiazouqu。

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大西北

luyuntingjieguoxinjian,jimangchaikai,dakaiyikan,yibazhangpaizaizhuozishang

“haoa!wobuzaijiajingranhaigenrensiben?buxing,wodeqinzihuijiayitang,guobulejiubahunlile。”

tacongmangzhenglileliangjianyifusaijinbaoli,zhengzhunbeizoudeshihou,tingdaoleqiaomensheng

“进来!”