第1章
“zheinvrenzhangde**chou，buguozheishenduandaoshitingyouren，gegexianchangchangxian，tingshuohaishigechuer，heihei......”
“吸溜！”
“dage，nikuaidian，yizhuxiang......banzhuxiangzhihoujiudaowole！”
“qunide，laozizhishaoyizhuxiang......”
“......”
nanrenmenxialiudehuachongchizaierjian，qiaoxinianbuyuedizhouqimeitou，shishenmerenzaishuohua？
henkuai，tajiuchajuedaoyouyishuangshouguolaibalatayishang，dunshijinglingdazuo，zailaibujiyoubanfenchiyi，moranzhengkaiyanjing。
mianqianyizhangzhangmanmazidefeizhulianjuezheyounidedazuichunzhujianfangda。
simuxiangdui，zhutounanlenglexia。
shuangshoubeifanbangzhe，qiaoxinianxunsugaotaitui，xigaidingshangnanrentuijian。
“aaa......”
suizhezhutounanyishengcanjiao，shouzaimenkoudeshouzijimangchuangjinlai。
“大哥！”
qiaoxinianshuangjiaoluodi，xingyanweimi，shenshangdangyangzheyiguliqi，chaozhenanrenzouqu。
shouzisuishouchaoqiyikuaibanzhuan，hushidandandidingzheqiaoxinian。
“xiao**，laozigennipinle......”
tajuqibanzhuanchaozheqiaoxiniandenaomenrengqu。
qiaoxiniantaijiaojiangbanzhuanchuailehuiqu，zhongzhongdijidazainanrendetaiyangxueshang，nanrenliangqiangliangbu，toushangyounongchoudexueliuxia。
tashenshouyimo，sidingzheshoushangdexuezi，fanlegebaiyan，zhizhichaohoudaoqu。
“jiuzhei......”
qiaoxinianqingzeyisheng，shoushanglinghuodizhengtuoshengzi，huodongyixiasuantongdeshouwan。
huangusizhou，zuihoumuguangjizhongzailianggezuilisaizhebutiaodexiaohaizishenshang，lianggehaizibeikunzhushuangshou，zuilihaisaizhebutiao。
sansuibandexiaonvwa，shiluludedayanjing，yizhabuzhadikanzheta......
qiaoxiniantanlekouqi，gangyaoguoqujiekailiangrenshenshangdeshengzi。
shunjian，naoziyiyun，qiaoxiniannaozhongjiuyongshanglaiyiduanbushuyutadejiyi。
yuanzhubuguoshiliu、qisui，yuanshidazhouchaogantangcunrenshi，bannianqian，beidieniangyidiaoqianmaijixingbaideliehu。
zheiliehushigeyousigehaizideguanfu，yuanzhubenjiubuxihuanzheiliehu，bangeyueqian，tayouchuleshi，zaishanshangshizongle。
zhiliuxiasigehaizihaiyouyigeshuaiduantuidelaoniang。
yuanzhubianchengtianduihaizimenfeidajima，duilaopopoyiqizhishi。
jinrijingranhaixiangchenquancunwangwaitaohuangdeshihou，balianggehaizimaijipaihuazi，huanleyinqianhuiniangjiapaolu。
buxiang，paihuazijianseqiyi，bayuanzhuyiqibangle，haixiangqingbota。
qiaoxiniandunshichuixiongdunzu。
xiangtatangtangershiyishijitiancaifayi，jingranyeyoujintian。
“wuwu......”
erpangchuanlaiyidaozhengzhadezhiwusheng。
qiaoxinianyitaiyan，jiukandaoshuangshoubeibangzhexiaonanhaipinmingzhengzha，yanshenxionghendikanzheta。
qiaoxinianzheicairenchuzheishilaosanbaiyanzhang，tashenpanghaizuozhelaosibaiyuan，xianzaijianlaosanzheimexionghendekanzheta。
tatiaoletiaomei，yebulihuilaosandeyanshenweixie，youxiandizouguoqujitamenjiekaishengzi。
dedaoziyoudexiaonanhai，chechuzuilidepobu，shijingtuileyibameiyourenhefangbeideqiaoxinian。
“huainvren，nizoukai！”
xiaonanhaihuzhuyipangdemeimei，lianggexiaohaiyitongshoumangjiaoluandipaqilai。
qiaoxinianzhouqimeimao，zheizhanqilaihezuozhechabuduogaoa。
两个小短腿！
qiaoxinianlinqibaiyuandehoubolingzi，pingzhejiyizhongdeluxianchaoyuanzhudejiazhongzouqu，bijingchulaizhadaozheiniaobulashideshangougouli，haishiyaoyougeanshenlimingdesuozai。
kanzhexiaomeibeilinqilai，baiyanzhangjile，lianmangdaotengzhexiaoduantuigenshang。
这个坏女人！
她又想干什么！
tayaobaxiaomeidaidaonaliqu！
baiyanzhangjinjinniezhexiaoquantou，yankuangtonghong，xinliananfashi。
哼！
dengwoyihouzhangdaleyidingyaojizheigehuainvrenhaokan！
meixiangdaohaimeichushan，dimianjiujulieyaohuangqilai。
sanrentongshilengzhu，buyuanchudelinzili，yizhijudadeyezhuhengchongzhizhuangdichaozheilipaolai。
“救命！”
baiyanzhangcanjiaozhe，qishoubajiaodiwangqiaoxinianshenshangpa。
neiyezhujianzhuang，mengdiconglinzilicuanchulai，chaoqiaoxinianzhuangqu。
dianguanghuoshizhijian，taxiayishidishenshou，yibashouqiangchuxianzaitashouzhong，gubudeduoxiangtazhijiekoudongbanji，duizhunyezhudenaodaijiushiyifa。
zhitingjian“ping”deyisheng，yezhuyingshengdaodi。
qiaoxiniansongleyikouqi，meixiangdaozijidekongjianyegenzheguolai，haimeidengtagaoxingzhiyu，fuzhongjiuchuanlaiyizhenjiegan。
tayongyinianbashouqiangshouhuikongjian，qiangrenzhejinkongjiankankandexiangfa，ditoukanxiangtuishangdeguajian。
baiyanzhanghunshensesefadou，liangyanwushendidingzhebuyuanchudaodideyezhu，huranjiuganshoudaoletoudingyiguzhuoredeshixian。
tajiangyingditaitoukanqu，huainvrenzhengyilianxianqidikanzheta，tayouditoukanlekanzijideshou。
dunshigangadixiaolexiao，shouyisong，yi**diezuodaodishang。
haimeidenghuainvrenshuohua，tajiupaipaishouehenhenshuodao：
“wocaibushiguyiyaobaonide，nibuyaowuhui，heng！”
xiaolianpiexiangyibian，shuohuayuqisuiranehenhende，ranertadexiaoerduoqueshihongtongtongde。
qiaoxinianyitiaomei，zuijiaoyigou，lianshangsuiranhaishineifubiaoqing。
qiaoxinianxinlihengxiaoyisheng，zheixiaohaihaizhenshibieniu！
tayebushuohua，qishenjianqiyezhudeshiti，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodiwanghuizouqu。
zheilinzhonggangxiaguoyu，nituhaishishilulude，zouqilulaizhanzhanhuhude。
baiyanzhanglazhemeimei，qihenghengdikanxiangzouzaiqianmiandehuainvren。
baiyuanyangzhexiaonaodai，ruanhuhudiwenzhezijigege。
“哥哥？”
baiyanzhangyaoyaoya，xinyiheng，jingranlazhezijimeimeigenzaihuainvren。”
qiaoxiniantingjianshenhoudedongjing，xinlihengleheng。
yebushuohua，linzheyezhumenbuhangshengdiwangshanxiazouqu。
kenengshixiangdaodenghuijiukeyichizhuroule，qiaoxinianjingranjuedehunshenchongmanleliqi。yikouqizoudaole“yuanzhu”hesigehaiziyijilaopopode“jia”——shanjiaoxiayizuopopolanlandemaocaowu。
qiaoxiniankanzhezheijiatusibi，simianloufengdemaocaowu。
bu，buyinggaijiaomaocaowu！
应该是茅草堆。
tazhangzhangditanlekouqi，feichangxiangniantadedahoue。
qishizuichutamenzhudeshikuanchangmingliangdewafang，danhaizidedieshizonglehou，yuanzhushuomeiqianyanghaizi，jiubadawafangjimaile，daizhesigehaiziheyigequetuiyanjingbuhaoshidelaoniangbandaozheipopolanlandemaocaowu。
zhiyuyinqian——，qiaoxinianlengxiaoyisheng，yuanzhuyeshigeshade......
quanbeitaneipianxinyandeniangjia，huayanqiaoyujipianzoule！
yuanzhuhaishahehedijuede，niangjiashiweitahao。
“haodaijigehaizihaijiaotayishengniangni，zhenbushigedongxi！”
“kuaibieshuole，haishiganjinzhaozhaoneilianggehaiziqunale？”
“hainengquna，kendingbeiqiaoshineiedudenvrenjifamaile。”
qiaoxinianhaimeituikaimen，jiutingjianlimianchuanlaiyizhenzhenjiaomasheng。