第1章 穿书女配做农家女

shenyoumanmandezhengkaiyan,chengdeyixiazuoqilai,faxianzijizhengtangzaiyipiancaodishang。

ruyansuojian,yipianlantian,piaofuzheyiduobaiyun!

“汪汪汪!”

“汪汪汪!”

erbianchuanlaizhenzhengoujiaosheng,shenyouzhuantoukanqu。

jiujianpangbianyouliangzhigouzimianduimianzhanzhe,huxiangwangwangwangdekuangfeizhe,danjiushimeiyounagexianchongshangquyaoduifangyikou。

shenyoutoutengdekanleliangzhigouziyiyan,shouhuishixiandaliangzhouwei。

tafaxian,zheishiyichushanyaxia。

shenyoumanmandezhanleqilai,ganjuehunshenyoudianteng,xiangyaowangqianzou,quejianneizhitongshenbaisedegouzifeidegenglihaile。

erneizhiheisedegouzinuoleyixiapiguduizhunziji,zaicishijingdechongzhebaigoufeidegengxiong。

zheichangmian,jiuxianglianggesiwenshushengzaichaojia,madezaixiong,houdezaidasheng,jiushibingchizhenengdongzuijuebudongshoudeyuanze。

shenyouwunaideyaoyaotou,zhuanshendasuanwanglingyigefangxiangzouqu,tadexiangaoqingchuzijizainali,bushihedayouguanchexiangzhuangzhijiechongruhuohailema?

zenmexinglaidedifang,shiyipianlvcaodi?

“白狼,回来!”

zheishi,yidaoqinglangdenanrenshengyincongshenyouhoufangchuanlai。

有人?

shenyouchengdehuishenqukan,dunshijiudaile。

zhijianlairenyishenyuebaijinpao,yaoxibaiseyudai,toufadouzaitoudingshuzhe,yiyizhiyuzanguding。

男--仙人?

还是古代人?

shenyouyishijiankanzhileyan,wangjileshuohua。

zaineirenhanwanbailanghou,neizhichongzheheigoufeidebaigouzhuanshenpaoxiangleneigenanrenshenbian,guaiguaidedunzailetadejiaobian。

heigouyikanweixianjiechu,yekuaisudehuilaishenyoujiaobiandunxia。

沈悠诧异。

ditoukanleheigouyiyan,zheishizijidegou?

“guniang,duibuzhu,shizaixiadeliequanwulile!”

neirenchongzheshenyouyibaoquan,toushaoweidileyixiashuodao。

什么意思?

拍电视呢?

haishiwanguzhuangbanroleplayni?

“这里是哪里?”

“你是谁?”

shenyoujuedingxianwenqingchutashishei。

“zheilishisirenmachang,zaixiaguze。”

“wohaixiangwenyixia,guniangyoushinawei,weihechuxianzailewozheimachangli?”

沈悠:......

顾泽?

我的小心肝?

我的最爱男二?

zheirendemingzizenmehezijisantianqiankanwandeneibenshulidefanpaidalaonanermingziyiyangni?

“guniang,genwolaiba,wosongguniangchuqu,zheishisirenmachang,guniangbushiheliuzaizheili。”

neirenkanshenyouyifuyouqiongyoudaideyangzi,xianglaishizheifujincunzilidecunmin。

tahuitoukanleyixiapangbianshanshangdeshantou,mofei,tashicongshangmiandiaoxialaide?

zheiyangxiangzhe,takanxiangshenyou。

guoran,jiantagangmaichuliangbu,jiulianseyibiandunxiaqu,zuozaidishangbaozhetuichakan,zheishishuaishangleba!

“guniang,nizenmele?”guzemeibanfa,zhinengxiangzheshenyouzouleliangbu。

zhishi,shenyoushenbiandunzhededaheigoukantayaoguolai,chengdeyixiazhanqilaiyoukaishifeiqilai。

shenyoukanzheguze,zheigenanrenmianrongjunmei,yishuangyanjingjinjindedingzherenshi,zijiganjuejiuxiangtadingjindeliewu。

guanjian,zheigerenshoulihainazheyigenmabian。

machang,mabian,bailang,guze......

shenyouturanjianxiangbeileipileyixiayangdengdayan,buhuizheimeherenba?

nandao,zijishilaidaolesantianqiankanwandeneibenshudeshijieli?

neiwojiaoxiazheizhigoubuhuishiheilangba?

shenyouxiangdaoci,ditoukanzhezhengwangwangjiaodeheigou,dishenghuanleyisheng:“heilang?”

zhengshijingkuangfeidedaheigoushunjianguaile,huidaotashenbianpaxia!

噢,麻麻!

wobuhuizhendechuandaoshulileba?

shenyoubuganzhixindetaitoukanxiangguze,nandao,tazhendeshizijidexiaoxingan,zuiqiangnanpeiguze?

guzebudongshengsededaliangzheigeturanchuxianzaizijimachanglidenvzi,jiujiantadeshuangmoucongkaishidemimang,daoyihuo,daozhenjing,zaidaobuganzhixin,zuihouwangzheziji,jingranzhuanweilejingxi!

她的表情还挺丰富!

“xianzaishishenmechaodai?”shenyouhaiyaoquedingyixia。

“yanguo,fengdiershisannian!”guzechunjiaoqingqi,shuodao。

shenyoutingwan,baiyanyifanturandaodi,hunsileguoqu。

linhunmiqian,tanaozilipiaoguoyijuhua:mama,wozhendechuanshule!

“lairen,bazheigeguniangsongchumachang!”guzebingmeiyoukaojinshenyou,ershizhaolailezijideanwei,ranganweibashenyousongchuqu。

dengshenyouzaicixinglaishi,tashizaiyinongjiadetukangshangtangzhele。

heijiudechuanlinfangding,baizhongtouzheheidetuqiang。

daliangwan,shenyouditan,tabuzaiguzedemachang,ershiyijinghuilailejiali。

zaikanyiyanzijishenshangdeyifu,cumadapeizhecubuzuochengdeyifu,haizangxixide。

zijideshouwanziyebiandehaoxi,pifuyehencucao,zheibushizijideshenti。

wangzhefangding,shenyoudigu:

“wojiuzhidaogenpaohuinvpeidemingziyiyang,youxiebumiao,kewohaishibeinanerxiyinle,kanwanleneibenshu。”

“jieguo,buzhiwodexiaoxingannanerdajiejushibeibele,wobujiushimalezuozhejijuma,jingranhaibawoyesonglaile。laotianye,wochuanshule,buzhichuanshule,wohaichengleneigepaohuinvpei!”

zhiyayisheng,menbeituikai,yourenzoulejinlai。

shenyouniuguotoukanxiangmenkou,jinlaideshishenyoudenainianghuoshi。

“ao,wodexiaojie,nikexingle,nihesilaonule!”huoshiyikanshenyouxingle,aoleyisangzi,jiuchongguolaikangyanbian,kuqianglimalaile。

shenyoumomodekanzhezheiweinainiang,shuzhong,nainiangshinvpeishenyouqinniangdepeijiayatou,shenyouchushenghoubujiu,qinniangqushi,tabianzuolenainiangqinzitizhuzifuyanghaizi。

sheizhi,zuihou,haishiyinweixinghuo,huoshitongyinhuoshi,beixinshangrendezhengshifurenyibujiliweijiekoucongfuliganlechulai。

talikaihou,shenyouguodehenbeican,zhongyuzaiwuliusuihou,yebeixinfurenyidaxiaojiesiniannainiangdaobingzhong,songdaoxiangxiayangbingweiyourengjilehuoshifuyang。

congci,zheizhupuerrenxiangyiweiming。

xiangdaoyuanshendemingyun,shenyouyizhenwuli,yuanshuli,zheigeshenyou,meihuoguoyibaizhang,zaijiushijiuzhangshi,yinxianhainvzhu,bazijizuosile。

erqie,haishisizaileguzedeshouxia。

kanshushitameijuedesha,nvpeishizhendezuosi,yesideqisuo。

guzesuishishishoushaleta,yesuanshititianxingdao。

dancishi,zijichenglezheigeedunvpei,jiuhenbumiaole!

guzeshizijidexiaoxingan,zijizenmenengsizaitadeshoulini,yaosi,yesizaitadeshenxia!

啊呸,我在想什么?

shenyoumanmanzuoleqilai,qingshengdao:“nainiang,nibiekule,womeishi,wojiushiyoudianele!”

“hao,meishijiuhao,womenmashangjiukeyichifanle,niquxixi,huanshenyifu。neimachangderenshuonicongshanyashangdiaodaolemachang,xinghaomeishi,xinghaomeishia!”

shuozhe,tahaishuangshouheshi,amituofoleyiju。

zhanzaiyuanzili,shenyoudaliangleyixiatamenliangrujinzhuzhedexiaoyuanzi,buda,danshishoushidezhengzhengqiqi,yuanziliyezhongzheyixieshucai,kanqiezigangjiechulaidexiaoqiezi,xianzai,yinggaishixiaji。

liangrenjiuzuozaiyuanzilidexiaozhuozishangchilefan。

yinweiqiong,yemeiyourou,huoshiyijingjinliangdebazheidunfanzuodekanshangquyouhuayangyouyingyangle。

yikejidanzhengdebanwanjidangeng,shifangzaishenyoumianqiande。

jikehongzaoaodexiaomihongzaozhou,hongzaoyedoushizaishenyoudewanli。

haiyouyigezhuhongshu,yeshifangzaishenyoumianqiande。

ernainiangmianqian,jiuyiwanxiaomizhou。

shenyoukanzhenainiangzheiyang,xinligankai,baxizhougentaduihuanleyixia,“wobuaichihongzao!”

jiezhebajidangengzijidadadechileliangkou,bashengxiadeyibantuijinainiang,“yirenyiban,niyaoshibingle,womenmeiqiankanbing。”

hongshuyebaikai,yirenyiban,“zheigechilerunchangtongbian,womenliangdoubuyongchangganlabuxiababa!”

shenyoufenwan,ditouchileqilai。

nainiangqueshunjianyanhongle,zijiaxiaojie,haishizheimedongshi,zhuziquanxiayouzhi,yegaigaoxingdeba!

fanhou,shenyouzaiyuanzilihuodongleyixia,duinainiangshuodao:“nainiang,wodexiaolouzihechutouhaizaishanshang,wodequnahuilai,miandebeirentoulequ。”

“hao,neixiaojienixiaoxinxie,daizhegouzi,kandaoyoulangjiuganjinshangshu。”nainiangzhufuzhe。

“ng,zhidaole,nainiangfangxinba,guaiguaikanhaowomendejia,zaijiadengwoa!”shenyoushunshounaleyigengunzi,zhaohuleyishengyuanzilipazhededaheigou,zoulechuqu。

jiranzhidaozijizainali,xianzaishishenmeshijian,jibianmeiyouyuanzhudejiyi,tayezhidaoyiqiantafashengguoshenme,jiexialaihaiyaoyoushenmeshifasheng。