第1章
“linxuan？nitiqianchuyule？wozhengzhunbeiqujianyuzhaoniqianzilihunni，xianzaishengdepaoyitangle！”
“weishenme？wokeshitinizuolewunianlaoa！！！”
“neidoushiniziyuande，womashangjiuyaohezhengshaojiehun，huanyingnilaicanjiahunli。”
夏家。
xiaqingyingchuanzhehualizhangqun，**，wumeiyaorao，yanranyiweidoushinvshen！
tamianqianzhanzheyimingcuntounanzi，suiranyishanpojiu，quenanyanneitingbadeshenzi！
nanzicikeshuangmuchihong，manlianjinge！
wunianqian，xianglianduoniandenvyoujiujiazhuangren。
weilerangtadingbaoruyu，duifanglimahetalingzheng，bingqieyoulefuqizhishi，fashiyidingdengtachulai。
linxuanburenqizizuolao，jiujiangyiqiezuiminglandaozijishenshang。
rujintatiqianchuyu，benxiangjiduifangjingxi。
meixiangdao，yingjietadejuranshi——
离婚协议？
结婚请柬？
“zhengwumingjiushige**，nijuranyaojiajita？”
linxuanlenglengkanxiangxiaqingyingshenbian，yimingxizhuanggelv，shouwanshangdaizhelaolishidenanzi。
cirenyiqiansaoraoguoxiaqingying。
两人为此还打过架。
xiaqingyingjuranxuanzeleta？
何其讽刺！
“zhengshaozichanguoyi，niyoushenmezigedihuirenjia？”xiaqingyinglenghengyisheng。
“jiunizheidianxingdechoufuxinli，huogaiyibeizizhaobudaolaopo，woyiqianzhenshixialeyancaihuigennitanlianai！”xiaqingyingbiyidao。
“hehe，nidoushuowoshi**le，neijiuzaigaosuniyigehaoxiaoxi。”xizhuangnanziyibalouzhuxiaqingyingdexianyao，siyimosuozhe。
“qishiwunianqianzhuangrendebushiqingying，ershiwo！”
“nitiwozuolao，erwozaiwaimianwannilaopo，zhenshuang！”xizhuangnanziwubideyideshuodao。
什么？
林轩目眦欲裂！
tayizhiyiwei，zheiwunianlaofanshitixiaqingyingchide！
meixiangdaoqueshitizhengwumingdingbao？
xiaqingyingbudanjitadailvmaozi。
hairangtatiqingfuzuolao......
欺人太甚！
“tashuode......shushi？”linxuanyanzhongshanguotaotiannuhuo！
“tizhengshaozuolaoshinidefuqi！”xiaqingyinghaobuzaiyideshuodao。
“sheirangnineimechun，wosuibiandiaolejidiyanleijiuxinle，guaiwoge？”
tashuangshoubaoxiong，yuqichaofengzhiji。
“pa！”huagangshuowan，linxuandebazhangyijinghenhenshanzailetadelianshang。
houzhedunshiyanmaojinxing，tianxuandizhuan！
“ni......nizheigefeiwujurangandawo？！”
zheigefeiwuyiqianduitaxianglaiyantingjicong，jintianzheishizenmele。
“zhengshao，henhenjiaoxunta！”
xiaqingyinglianshang**lade，zuibazhangchengyigeoxing，qiangliedexiuchiganrangtadangjitiaoleqilai！
“zhaosi！”zhengwumingmuluxiongguang，duizhelinxuannaomenyiquanzachu！
dangzhemiandatanvren，zheibushizaidatadelian？
“啪！”
jieguotadequantouhaimeidao，jiuzhendebeidalianle。
erqiezheiyibazhangbizhiqiandegengkuai！
更狠！
zhengwumingcanjiaozhedaofeichuqu，kongqizhongxueyaluanfei......
众人目瞪口呆。
林轩这么厉害？
zheihaishiyinxiangzhongdeneigewonangfeima？
zuolejinianlao，xuewushule？
zhengwumingshixiajiadeguiren，tamenkebunengkanzheduifangaida。
“gandazhengshao，zhaosi！”
“yiqishang，feileta！”
xiajiadeyiqunnandingzhuadezhuajiuping，nadenadengzi，chongshangqujiuyaoqunoulinxuan。
“buxiangsidejinguanlai！”
linxuanshuangquanjinwo，etoushangqingjinbaoqi，yanshenzhongyedaizhehairendexiongguang！
zheiyishengdahe，dunshibazhongrenheweile。
zaitamenkanlai，linxuanzuolewunianlao，jiashangshoulezheimedade**，haizhenkenengshiqulizhisharen！
suoyourendoulengzaileneili，meiyigerenganchongshangqu。
changmianwubiganga......
“niganxingxiong？haimeibalaozuogou？”xiaqingyinglenghengyisheng，chuyandapolepingjing。
“zaijinjianyu，wobaozhengnineiqiongguilaomahuiesi！”
“womazenmele？”linxuanyijing，hunshendeqishiyesanle。
taziyousangfu，shilaomayishoubatalacheda，nandaotachuleshenmeshi？
“niqianlezi，huiqukankanbujiuzhidaole？”
xiaqingyingbiyidao：“zaigaosuniyijianshi，wunianqianhenishuijuedeyebushiwo，ershizhengshaorangrensuibianzaiyesejiubajiandeyigenvjiugui！”
“jiunizheifeiwu，kanzhedouexin，zenmeyouzigehewo**？”
林轩皱眉。
dangshitahezuile，ruguoduifangguyisheji，haizhenyouzheizhongkeneng。
不过也好。
zheimeexindenvren，shuiguocaishizhendedianwuziji。
不过他睡的谁是呢？
duifangzhishihezuilejiu，jiuxilihutubeitashuile，xiangbiyidinghennanguoba......
linxuannaqibi，shuashuashuajiuzailihunxieyishangqianlezi。
“jiunizheizhongshuixingyanghuadenvren，songjiwowodoubuyao！”
“xianzaibushinishuaiwo，ershiwoxiuni！”
“danneiershiwancailishiwofumuxinxinkukuzanxialaide，bixutuihai！”
linxuanbuzaihuzheixieqian，danbunengbianyilezheiduigounannv！
“yinweini，wodoubianchengerhunle，neidiancailisuanshenme？”xiaqingyingxiangshitingjianletiandadexiaohua。
“zaizhengshaodebangzhuxia，santianhou，xiajiajiuyaohehaomenliujiahezuole，womendangtianyehuizailiujiaqixiademingzhujiudianjubanhunli。”
“daoshihoushuangxilinmen，wojiangchediburushangliuquanzi，niwodechajuzhihuiyuelaiyueda。”
xiajiajingyingzheyijiaxiaogongsi，zhiqianchadiandaobile，zheijinianyikaozhezhengwuming，caizongsuanyouledianqise。
“niruguoshixiang，wohuirangniquchidianshengcaishengfan！”
“ruguozaihujiaomanchan，wozhixuyaozailiujiamianqianchuichuierpangfeng，qingqingsongsongjiunengzaicibanisongjinjianyu！”
tayuqiweixie，yanshenrutongkanlouyi。
“ganbutuicaili，wojiangzainimenhunlishang，jiechuannimenchouedezuilian，rangnimenshenbaiminglie！”
linxuanhunranbupa，liaoxiayijuhuazhunbeilikai，tazhunbeixianhuijiakankanlaoma。
“qie！hehusheini，ganlaiwojiubanituidaduan！”
zhengwumingcuileyikou，yandishanguoyimoyuandu，tahaishidiyicixiangjintianzheimelangbei。
chulexiajia，linxuanjingzhiwanghuizouqu。
dantagangzouchubuyuan，qianfangturanchuxianzhanglongsidechedui。
见首不见尾。
bingqieshiqingyisedehaoche，meiyiliangdoujiazhiqianwan！
“**！jiazhangbanlinken，jingaliugeba，zheishiqinglongdezuojia！”
renqunzhongturanxiangqijingjiaosheng！
“qinglong，neikeshilongmenerbashou！”
“longmennaishilongguozuidadebanghui，juyoufumieyiguodeshili！”
“longmenyibashou——zhizun，yijingxiaoshiduonian，qinglongjiushilongmenshijishangdezhangquanzhe，talaijiangzhouzuoshenme？”
renqunsaodongqilai，dantamenhenkuaibeiquli。
xianchangyebeifengsuo，xianzarendengyilvtuibi！
jiazhangbanlinkenxingshidaojulilinxuanshijimideweizhitingxia。
chemendakai，zouxiayiweitangzhuanglaozhe。
manliangouhe，titaiweiyan，hunshensanfazheyigushangweizhedeqishi，lingrenbuganzhishi！
tahuanhuanzoudaolinxuanmianqian。
取下帽子。
九十度鞠躬！
语气恭敬至极：
“laonuqinglong，gongyingzhizunchuyu！”