第2章 打火机装神弄鬼,手机突然低电量警告

tongpenlidebolizhudingdangluanxiangshi,linweizhengzaitoumiaodianzibiao。biaopanshangtiaodongdehongziqingxideciyan:【shengyushouming:342tian】,zheibitasantianqiancongcitangtaochulaishiyoushaole21tian。

"xiyuliulizhu,shiliangyinziyihu——"chuntaodouzhesangziyaohe,xiaoyatoulianzhangdetonghong,shoulipengzhedesuliaoshaiziyijingwaichengsishiwudu。ganjidecunminweizaicaopengqianzhizhidiandian,yougedaidoulidelaohanturanshenshoubalazhuzi:"zheiliulizendeyinzhehuawen?"

linweixintouyitu,chongguoquanzhuneikebolizhu。zhimalidade"yiwu"erzikezaizhuzidibu,tayingshiyaozhehoucaoyaxiao:"zheishiguiziwenzi,xiedeshi'jixiangruyi'。"huayingangluo,renqunwaituranzhaxiangpoluosang:"pianzi!xianyadouchugaoshishuozheishiyaowu!"

erbomulingzhedeliugeguanchachuaifanhuotan,kezhe"shui"zidemupaizhongzhongzazaizhuoshang。dujinsuanpanzhuangsuiliangkuangbolizhu,zhuzigunguoqingshibanfachudecuixiangli,linweitingjianchuntaodaizhekuqiangdeeryu:"erguniang,zhubushuowomenyaobujiaosannianshangshui......"

"sifanyaowu,fayinwushiliang!"lingtouguanchadoukaigaizhehongyindewenshu,xiukouyinyueluchuerbomusaiguoqudeyinjiaozi。linweizuanzhezangyoudahuojideyijin,houyaodizhuhuoxianglizhengzaichongdiandeshouji——zheishitachailezuzhaimenhuanrongchengtongsi,youbaolelaosangshugendangxudianchizuodejianyichongdianqi。

"qieman!"taturancaizhugundaojiaobiandeliulizhu,"heshenniangniangzuoyetuomeng,shuojinriweishiyaojiangtianhuoshijing。"shuozhetaochuzipodahuoji,jinshuwaiqiaozaiyangguangxiahuachuyidaoliuguang,"naweichayexiangshishishenhuofenshendeziwei?"

guanchamendexueziqishuashuahouchebanbu,erbomuqueturanshenshoulaiqiang:"zheiyaoqiwojianguo!shanghui......"

"kaca"yishenghuoshicuixiang,linweidemuzhicaguogunlun。chenghonghuomiaotengqideshunjian,erbomuwanjiandejinzhuoturanfahongfatang,tangdetacanjiaozheshuaishou。qishishilinweitiqianmozaizhuozishangdelinfenyureranshao,danweiguanzhongrenzhikandaodahuojiyidianjiuzhedeshenji。

"haibuguibaiheshenniangniang!"chuntaohuranfuzhixinlingdigaohan,douzheshoujuqiliangzhepingdeshouji。shoujizhengzaibofanglinweilianyejianjide"shenyu"shipin,chuanzhecosfudetayongbianshengqishuozhe:"rushenshizhe,tianhuofen......"

turandanchudedidianliangjinggaojieduanleshenyu,shipinkazailinweifanbaiyandehuamianshang。guanchatouzimiqiyanwangqiancou:"zheitongjinglideyaoguaizenmechouchule?"

linweilenghanshunjianjintouliyi,tamengditaigaoshoujiduizhunritou。yangguangzaishexiangtouzheshechuqicaiguangyun,huangdeguanchamenfenfenwuyan:"wodeniang!yaoguangcimu!"

"xianzaishiwushisanke。"tayaoposhejianweichiqishi,dianzibiaodebaoshizhendongzaiwanjianfama,"zaiyouyizhuxiang,tianhuojiuyao......"

轰隆!

hantianleibandejuxiangturancongshaiguchangfangxiangzhakai,linweiyuguangpiejianzijizangzaidaocaoduilidechongdianbaozhengzaimaoyan。nongyanzhongchuanlaijiaohuwei,yuanbenlieridangkongdecangqiongturanjuqiwuyun——neishitarangchuntaoshaoshidaocaozhizaodeyanwudan。

"heshenxianlingla!"huotanhoushuanzhedelvziturankoutubaimo,zhengshilinweiweilepaotengpiandexiaoguo。renqunhongranguidaoyipian,erbomumanlianshabaidiwanghousuo,guanchadeshuipai"guangdang"diaojinyingouli。

linweizhandoudeshouxincaguodahuojigunlun,zheicihuomiaoquezenmedoudabuzhe。shoujipingmutiaochuciyandehongseshandiantubiao,10%dedianliangzaitatongkonglitiaodong。chuntaoqiaoqiaochetayijiao,xiaoyatoushouxinhanjinjindezitiaoshangxiezhe:diandongchedianchilouyele。

nongyanlizhakaidehuoxingzijiandaoguanchaxuemianshi,linweizhongyumodaolekuyaolizangzhedepaotengpian。santianqiancongcitanggongzhuoxiafanchudeweishengsucpianzaojiuchaole,cikebeidianchiyejindesisimaopao,huoxiangtiaotuxinzidedushe。

"heshenniangniangyaoxianzhenshenle!"tashuaishoubapaotengpianrengjinguanchadeshuinang,zilazuoxiangdebaimocongniupinangkoupenchuliangchigao。guizaizuiqiantoudehuolangturanzhizhetiankongjianjiao:"longxishui!kuaikanyunlishenlongzhuale!"

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"doubiedong!"guanchatouzituranjuqiyaopai,"xiantaiyeqinglebaiyunguandaozhang,shizhenshiyaojikefenxiao!"

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weiguanrenqunhongrantuisan,lianguanchadouliangundaipaduodaocaoduohou。linweizuanzheziziloudiandechongdianxian,turanpiejianlaodaowanjianhuangdongdezhinengshouhuan——neifenmingshitachuanyueqianzaibianlidianchoujiangsongdezengpin!

"daozhangkezhiheweikexue?"tamengdichekaiyijin,zaizhongrendaoxiqishengzhongluchubangzaixiongqiandeshouji,"cinaihebokuitianjing,nengzhaosanbailiushiriyangshou!"shuozhexunsujiesuopingmu,qianzhishexiangtouduizhunlaodaomanshilaonianbandelian。

shoujixiangceliqiantiantoupaideerbomuyehuizhangfangxianshengdezhaopianyishanerguo,laodaoturanxiangbeicaileweibademaotiaoqilai:"yao、yaoshu!"

"daozhangbufangsuansuanzijihaishengjiri。"linweihuadaomeiyanruanjian,balaodaodezhouwenpchengshupiwenli,"ninzheimianxiang,jinwanzishipashiyouxueguangzhizaia!"

shaiguchangturanguaqiguaifeng,shoujidianliangcong8%zhoujiangdao3%。didianliangtishiyinhunzhedianzibiaojingbaozhendetashouwanfama,laodaoqueturanpishouzhilaifuzhi:"tiandixuanzong,wanqibengen......"

linweichaoqidahuojidianranfuzhi,cuangaodehuomiaoqueyinranledaozhangdehuxu。zaijiaohuweimimandehunluanzhong,taturankanjianchuntaojuzhezhengzaizhibodeshoujizuanjinrenqun——pingmuyoushangjiaoguankanrenshuxianshi"502",manping"hahaha"dedanmupiaoguogudaidetiankong。

"laotiemenshuagehuojian!"tatiaojianfanshedihanchuzhibohuashu,shaiguchangshangkongturanzhakaidaohongguang。guanchamenbaotoushucuandeshenyingbeimeiyanlvjingzhaodeqingmianliaoya,youtiaodanmuzhenghaopiaozailaodaotouding:【fengjianmixinjubaole】

daozhangfanzhebaiyanyunjueshi,linweidedianzibiaoturandanchuxintishi:【jiancedaoshikongganrao,shoumingduihuanbilidiaozhengwei1:3】。tayanqianyihei,liangqiangfuzhuhuoxiangdeshunjian,tingjianchuntaodaizhekuqianghan:"erguniang,lvchegulufeijincitangle!"

citangfeiyanshangkazhedexiangjiaoluntaihaizaimaoyan,linweidingzhemandigundongdebolizhu,turanfaxiansankezhuzibiaomianzhanzheanhongdezhusha——zhengshitajinzaojichuntaohuaerweimayongdeyanliao。hunzai"yiwuchan"ziyanglidehonghen,zaiyangguangxiaxiangjilexiyuwenzidelianbi。

"doubiepeng!"erbomuturanpuguolaiqiangzhuzi,"zheixieyaozhuzhanlerenxuehuizhaowenshen!"

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guanchatouzidetongkongmengdishousuo。linweichenjijiangzhuzijuguotouding,zangzaixiuzhongdeshoujipingmuturanliangqi——santianqiantoupaidehuamianli,erbomuzhengwangzheiguanchahuailisaiyinding。suiranzhisheng2%dedianliang,danshipinlineiju"bazheiyatounongjindalao"qingxidecier。

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shoujituranheipingdeshunjian,guanchatouzipeidaokuanglangluodi。erbomudejianjiaokazaihoulongli,yinweilinweidexiejianzhengnianzhetatouzangdedujinsuanpanzhuzi——neikekezhe"linjizhangfang"dezhuzi,cikezaihuomiaoyingzhaoxiafanzheyouyoudeguang。

"benguanturanjiqihaiyoujidaoyaowu!"guanchatouzizhuanshenchuaifankanrenaodehuolang,"dousanle!sheiganfanyaowuzhijiebaoguan!"

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"erguniang,lvche......"xiaoyatouturanyezhu,zhizhecaopenghoutouzhiliposuidediandongchelungu。linweizuoyechaixiadechegulucikezhengxiechazaitiangengshang,futiaojianchanzhekucao,huoxiangbeileipiguodefengche。

yuanchuturanchuanlaimenleisheng,tamodaozangzaidaocaoduilidebanpingkele。yaohuanghoupenshedehesepaomojiaomieleerbomutoutoudianrandecaoduo,zizizuoxiangdetansuanyinliaozaihuangtulushanghuachuguiyidefuzhou。youyanjiandehuolangturanguixiagaohu:"heshenniangniangcishengshuile!"

linweikanzhedianzibiaowendingzai【shengyushouming:338tian】,houtoufanqitiexiuwei。santianshouminghuanlaidezheichangnaoju,zuizhonghuanlaichuntaohuaililiangdiaotongqian——qizhongyidiaohaishiyongnilongshengchuande。

dangerbomudezhoumachedixiaoshizaiguandaojintou,tahuranfaxianlaodaodeluopanzhengjingjingtangzaijiwopang。huangtongzhizhenlaolaozhizhecitangfangxiang,erbengaishicishideweizhi,qianzhelitunsedecaihongtang。

citangwuyanxiadecaihongtangkaishironghuashi,linweizhengyongdahuojishaolaodaodebaguapao。nilongbuliaoyuhuojuanqudejiaohuweili,chuntaohuranchezhetayixiujinghu:"erguniang,tongjinglideyaoguaizaishuohua!"

shoujibuzhiheshizidongzhongqi,jinshengde1%dianliangzhichengzhezhibojian。manping"hahaha"dedanmupiaozaishaiguchangshangkong,youtiaojinguangshanshandedanmuzhenghaoxuanzaierbomutouding:【lianjiebeiwaixingrenjiechile】。zhengtoumohuilaijiansuanpanzhuzidefurenhedeyipiguzuojinnikeng,fajishangbiededujinzanzichuopolehuailideyanzhihe。

"zheishiheshenniangniangdetianshu。"linweijiangshoujiduizhunguandaopangdeguhuaishu,meiyanlvjingbashupiwenlubianchengzhangyawuzhuadeguilian,"niangniangshuosheizaizuoe,jiubasheiguazaizheikeshushangfenggan!"

erbomudeyanzhihunzhelenghanzailianshanghuchengxuependakou,taduosuozhecongnilibachutui,quecaidaolinweishixianmaihaodepaotengpian。yushuifeitengdebaimocongxiuhuaxiedipenchulai,huoxiangcailefenghuolundeyecha。weiguandexiaohaituranzhizhetiankonghan:"niang!kuaikansaobaxing!"

suoyourentaitouwangtiandeshunjian,linweichuaifanlelouyedediandongchedianchi。lanzisedianhushunzhechaoshidedaocaoduicuanshangfangliang,bacitangbiane"linshizongci"sigeziliaodejiaohei。zangzaifangliangshangdebanbaoweishengjinbeihuoxingdianran,shaojiaodemianxuhunzheyefeng,zaizhongrentoudingxiaqiyichangguiyideheixue。

"wodezuzonga!"zulaomenputongguidaoyipian,erbomuchenjiliuxiangguandaodebeiyingbeixiyangladelaozhang。linweimodaoxiudailinianhuhudecaihongtang,turanxiangqizheishichuanyueqianshouyintaidiaoluodezengpin。tangzhishangdebaozhiqihaishengsantian,ertadedianzibiaoxianshi【shengyushouming:335tian】。

chuntaoturanzhuaitayijiao:"lvchezaimaoyan!"

gaizhuangchenghuochedelvchehouxiang,beinilongshengkunzhedechongdianbaozhengzaifatang。linweichongguoquchekaishengjiedeshunjian,xiangjiaoluntaituranzhakai——chegulucazhetaerpanfeiguo,jiangcitangmenqiandeshishizizachugehuokou。

"heshenniangniangxinu!"huolangmenbatongqiandiujinmaoyandeluntai,dingdingdangdangdeshengxiangli,linweimodaochezhoujiankazhedeshoujichongdianqi。suliaowaiqiaoyijingronghuabianxing,danusbjiekouhaisisiyaozhebanjiecaihongtang。

shaiguchangturanxianrusiji。

suoyourendingzhelinweishouzhongmaoyande"shengwu",dianzibiaojianruidejingbaoshengli,takanqingbiaopanneiceyongyingguangbixiedexiaozi:meijianyishizhiwudouzaichidiaonideshijian。

dangdiyigecunminkaishiketoushi,linweidexiukouturancuanqihuomiao。zipodahuojiyouloulezhengwan,cikezhongyuyinranleruqun。tashoumangjiaoluanpaidahuomiaodemoyang,zaixiyangxiajingxiangjileyuhuoqiwudefenghuang。

"gongsongheshenniangniangguiwei!"

zheneryulongdehuanhushengli,linweichuaifeizhehuodequnbai,zhuantoukanjianchuntaozhengzaizhibohuamianlibixin。xiaoyatouwushizitongdihanchu:"jiarenmendianliangxiaohongxin!"manpingdeaixintexiaozhong,zuihouyilvdianlianghuazuopingouduoguanggaodanmu:【jiukuaijiuqiangtongkuandahuoji】