脑子寄存处……
xinshouzuozhe，xiedekenengbusuantaihao，wupen(๑ó﹏ò๑)
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大秦王朝，京城
麒麟殿。
“bixia，yongwangdianxiajintianyemeilaizaochao。”
“bixia，chenyaodanheyongwang！shenweihuangzizhengtianyoushouhaoxian，chenghetitong！”
“陛下……”
longyishang，shenzheheiselongpaoshifenweiyandedaqinhuangdiqinwuquerouzhemeixin，shifentouteng。
duiyutazheigelaowu，tazhenshigandaomeizhe。
“fuhuang，wodaqinyifazhiguo，wudizhengtianyoushouhaoxian，qianxierizijushuohaidiao…diaoxidajiangjundeqianjin！”
“cidengxingwei，dexingjieshi！erchenjianyiyanchengwudi！”
yiweishenzhemangpaodeqingnianzhanlechulaizhizeqinluo。
qinwuwenyan，jiangmuguangkanxiangzhanzaizuiqianfangdajiangjunxunwendao：
“dajiangjun，taizisuoyanshifoushushi？”
dajiangjunlinzhantiangangadirouleroubizi，bingmeiyoushuohua。
buguoxinliqueshimoniandao：“tamenerrenziyouhunyuezaishen，zenmenengsuandiaoxi？”
“dingduosuandeshangshijiaoliuganqing，ng，meicuo！jiushijiaoliuganqing！”
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“啊秋！”
“sheia，yidazaodejiuxiangqingbenwangchifan？”
京城，雍王府。
一座豪华的庭院内。
zuoluozheyifangjudadechitang，chitangpangyouzheyizuoliangting。
liangtingnei，yiweishenzhejinyi，yingjunxiaosa，qizhibufandeshaonianzhengyonglanditangzaizizhidelaoyeyishang。
yizhiyuganchuiyuhumian，shaonianshaizheqingchendeyangguang，xiangshouzheshenbianxiaoshinvdetouweihe**，haobuqieyi。
shaonianshenxileyikouqi，shenlegelanyaohou，jixutangzhexiangshouxiaoshinvde**fuwu。
“xiaoyuer，bangworouroujian。”
“好的，殿下。”
shaonianmingjiaoqinluo，daqinwangchaodewuhuangzi。
tahaiyouyigeshenfen，chuanyuezhe。
dangranletakebushihunchuan，ershihenzhengchangdetaichuan。
tachuanyuedaozheigeshijieyijingzhengzhengshibanianle。
suizhetaduizheigeshijiedezhujianlejie，tafaxianzheigeshijieyutasuorenzhidewanquanbuyiyang！
zheigeshijieruorouqiangshi，wangchao，zongmenlinli，gengyoufeitiandundideqiangzhe！
naishishuyuqiangzhedeshijie！
suoxing，tachuanyuedeshenfenhaibucuo。
daqinwangchaoweiyuxuanshengdalunanyudeyikuaimanhuangzhidishang，erdaqinyoushifangyuanwudawangchaozhizhongshilizuiqiangdadecunzai。
suoyishenweidaqinwangchaodehuangzi，tayesuanshihanzhejintangchichushengde。
erqietaziyouwudaotianfuchuzhong，nianjiqingqingjiuyijingshixiantianjiuzhongjingle。
gengshipingjiezhezijiqianshidejiyi，
三岁便能吟诗；
五岁便能七步成诗；
shisuiyuzhuweijiangjunjinxingjunzhenboyi；
shenshoudaqinzhuweijiangjundexiai，yeyincishendeqinhuangqinwudexihuan。
naishiwenmingyuzhuguodetiancaihuangzi！
gengshibeilieguochengqiweidaqinqiliner！
zheiyedaozhiqinhuangduitadegezhongxingweishifenkuansong，zhiyaoqinluomeiyouzuochushenmechugezhishi，qinhuangjibendoubuhuizhuijiuta。
dantongshi，zheizhongqubiededuidaiyezaodaoleqitahuangzidejidu。
qizhongjiubaokuoxianzaizhengzaidanhetadetaizidianxia，qintian！
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大秦，麒麟殿上。
“够了！”
qinwuyigeyanshenzhenshezhuletaiziqintian。
duiyuqintiandanhezijidididezuofataneixingandaohenbushuang。
tazheibeizizuibuxiangkanjiandejiushixiongdifanmu。
mianduiqinwudeweiya，taizizhinengyaoyatuilexiaqu，tongshixinzhongduiqinluodeyuanhenyoujiashenlejifen。
mingmingtacaishidaqinchujun！
kezicongqinluochushengyihou，buguanshifuhuanghaishiwenwubaiguandouzhujianpianxiangyuqinluo！
ruguobushitazheigetaizibingwudacuo，tadetaizizhiweizaobeifeile！
zhidaoqinwuzaiweihuqinluo，wenwubaiguanyelimazhuanyilehuati。
kanzheqintianneigebuzhengqideyangzichengxiangyuqianqiuwunaidiyaoleyaotou。
suijitabianbuzaikanxiangqintian，zhuanshentachuduilie，duizheqinwugongshendao：
“bixia，yongzhoulaibao，nanhuanglvcisanfanruqinwodaqinbianjing，duiwodaqinbianjingziminshaoshalveduo，wuebuzuo，kenqingbixiafabinggongdananhuang，weizhenwodaqinxiongfeng！”
yuqianqiucihuayichu，qunchenzhishangyipianhuaran！
yiweidachenjishizhanlechulaifanbodao：
“bixiawanwanbukedezuinanhuanga！xianrujin，wodaqinbeiyoubeimangwangchaohushidandan，xiyoudaliangwangchaoyuwodaqinweishichou。”
“zheigeshihou，womenzaidezuinanhuang，wodaqinjianghuifubeishoudia！zheidebuchangshia！”
“chenrenwei，womendaqinyinggaiyuqitanhe。”
“nanhuangyetichulailetiaojian，nanhuangwangzhuyankanshanglelingyougongzhu，zhiyaowodaqindayingyunanhuanglianyin，tamenjiuhuiliketuibing。”
tingdaozheihua，dajiangjunlinzhantianzhanlechulai，zhizhequanhededachendama：
“你放屁！”
“jiagongzhu，huanhepingzheizhongshiqingyejiunizheigehunzhangnengxiangchulai！”
shuoba，tazhuanshenduizheqinwugongshendao：
“bixia，shuchenzhiyan，tanhecijubutuo。”
“womenshiruozhiyudi，direnbujinbuhuishoushou，fanerhuibianbenjiali！”
“weiyoujiangqidafu，caishishangshangce！”
“erqie，wodaqinbingqiangmazhuang，nandaohaixuyaoxishenggongzhucainenghuanlaihepingma？！”
“zheiyanghuanlaidehepingduiwodaqinlaishuojianzhijiushichiru！”
huayugangluo，yigefeitoudaerdeshenyingzoulechulai，zhengshilibushangshuwangli。
“wodaqinsiweishangjiangjunyiweizaibeijiangdiyubeimangwangchao，yiweizaidongmiandiyuhaizuyishou，haiyouyiweiyezaixibubianjingyufangdaliangwangchaodexiji，dajiangjunniyouyaozhenshoujingcheng。”
“qingwendajiangjun，ruguoyaodananhuang，womenyinggaipaisheiquni？”
shuoba，youyouyigedachenzhanchulaibangqiangdao：
“jiushi，xianrujin，wodaqinzhanshichijin，nalihaiyourenqudaibingdananhuang。”
kanleyiyanzheixiegebangqiangdedachen，linzhantiannuhuozhongshao，buguotahenkuaiyenianleqi。
suiranzheixieqiuhepaidehuashifenqiren，danyedequeshishishi……
suirandaqinwangchaoshifangyuanjidawangchaozhizhongshilizuiqiangdadecunzai，danneiyeshiyiduiyideqingkuangxia。
daqinwangchaosimianweidi，zongshizaiqiangdayeshishuangquannandisishou。
tawufalijing，qiyujiweishangjiangjunbunengdong！
xianrujinnengdongyongdewujiangdoushiyixiejiunangfandai，jiusuanquyeshiqusongsi。
jiuzaizheishi，shenweiqiwangdeerhuangziqinyunzuijiaoweiweishangyang，shangqianyibuduizheqinwugongshendao：
“fuhuang，wudiwudaotianfuchuzhong，shiliyuanchaotonglingren，erqieziyoushudubingfa。”
“yuzhuweijiangjunjunzhenboyisihaobuluoxiafeng，yierchensuojian，burujiurangwudiqianwangba。”
“ganghaowudidefengdijiushiyongzhou，rangwudiqianwangzhenyananhuang，mingzhengyanshun！”
cihuayichu，qunchenjiejing。
zheibushibianxiangdexiangyaobiqinluojiufanma？
huangzijiufan，kejiuyuanlilezhengzhizhongxin，jibenjiuyuhuangweiwuyuanle。
suiranqinluobeifengweileyongwang，keshibixiayizhimeiyourangqinluojiufan。
其原因众人皆知！
qiwangdianxiazheigeshihoushanglaichazuizheibushirebixiafanuma？
taiziqintiantingdaozheihua，limajiqinyuntouquleyigezanshangdeyanshen。
“haole！cishidaizhenxianghaolezaishuo，tuichao！”
shuoba，qinwumeitoujinzhou，bailebaishou，zhijieqishenlikaileqilindian。
zhiliuxiaqunchenyujiweihuangzimianmianxiangqu。
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