第一章穿越也是技术活

chaoyangchusheng,jinguangwandao。

benyinggaimeilierxianghedeqingchen,queshiyipianjinzhangcaoza。

cike,dazhouguohuangchengdedajiexiaoxiang,doushizhaoxunhuangshangdejinweijun。

“yiguozhijunyuxishizong,shengsiweibu,shihedengdedashi!”

“duiya,tangruohuangshangruyoubuce,xudelinglichujun,kehuangshangyijingershierle,quechichiweihun,xixiagengbukenengyouzisijiwei!”

“hai!neijiuyaogaichaohuandaile,shangtianbaoyouhuangshanganranwuyanga。”

huangchengzhong,guanyuhuangshangyucishizongdexiaoxichuandefeifeiyangyang,chengweibaixingmendangxiayijianyouxindashi。

bijinggaichaohuandai,zuibojideshitamenzheixiewugubaixing。

lixiabeizhebeilou,shouzhongbaozhejibenkekaoshuji,zouzaijieshang,renzhendetingzhebaixingmenyilunzhe。

ciketaqinzheshaonianqidelianpangshang,liangwanqingxiudemeixixiningzhe,yishuangdanfengyanzhonghanzhedanyouzhise,bochunyikaiyihexiaoshengdunangzhe。

“huangshangruoshiyoushanshi,neisangeyuehoudekeju,hainengfouzhengchangjinxing?”

bijingfengjianshehuilideguosang,huiquxiaoxuduoshiqing。

dazhoumeisannianfangcaiyicikekao,cuoguolezheici,tabianyaodengshangsannianzhijiu。

tachuanyueguolaizheiyinianduo,ririnulidushu,weidejiushizheiyijunengtuopin,guoshanghaoshenghuo。

erhou,lixiaxinqingfuzadezuoshanglaowangtoudeniuche,yiludianbohuilecundongtoukaoshandetaneijianmaocaowu。

taishounachuyaochidakaimensuo,yituimen“zhiya”yisheng,menbanfachupobaidexiangsheng。

jinwujiangxinmaidejibenshufanghao,bianbeizhebeiloushangshancaiyaoqule。

lixiachuanyueguolaiyinianduo,kaozhecaicaoyaomai,hejiaoxicunlidehaizimenshiziweishengji。

jinchentabaqiandouyonglaimaikekaodefuxiziliao,deduocaixiecaoyaomaiqian。

zouleyiduanluchenghou,lixiazaiyipianlvyouyoudebanlangenqianzhuzu,nachubeilouzhongdexiaochanzi,fuxiashenkaishicaiqilebanlangen。

henkuaitajiucaimanleyibeiloudebanlangen,kelixiaquebingmeiyougaoxing。

“yibeiloudebanlangenzhigoumaiwugewowotou。”

lixiatanleyikouqi,youanweizijidao:“neiyebieduziqiangshangbaibei。”

zhongtianshangdetaiyangxianggedahuoqiusideguazhe,neiyaomuqiangliedebaiguang,zhaozaishenshanggenhuokaoleban,huolaladeteng。

lixiashouqixiaochanzi,yongshouzaimeiyanshangdaqi“liangpeng”,wangzhetiankong。

“都晌午了。”

tacongdoulitaochuyigewowotou,youjiangguazaibeiloushangdeshuidaiquxialai。

jiuzheimechiyikouganbabazhidiaozhadewowotou,heyikoushuidejieshuletadewucan。

suihoubeishangbeilou,zhunbeizaizhaozhao,nengbunengcaidaoyixiezhiqiandecaoyao。

zouleyiduanlu,lixiayuguangpiaojianyabishangdeyimolv,yanmoubuyouyiliang,dingjingkanqu,xingfendao:“shishennongcao!”

shennongcaokeyijiebaidu,shiyaoshishangdeqiangshouhuo,kanbiyikejishinianrencandejiaqian。

“发了发了!”

lixiaxinxiruokuang,yishuangyanjingliangdegenlianggexiaodengpaoside。

shengpabeipangrenqiangzoule,lixiarengxiabeilou,yikedoubudanwudexiangzheyabishangpaqu。

shennongcaozhangzaiyabishangjulidimianwuliumidedifang,bingbugao。

suilixiahenkuaibianpaleshangqu,jiangshennongcaocaixia,baobeisidewozaishouzhong。

zhengyaozhunbeixiaqushi,jiaojianshangcaizhedeneikuaisuishihuranhualuo,lixiayijiaocaikong,shiquzhongxin,zhenggerenbiandiaolexiaqu。

wuliumidegaodu,shuaixiaqubuzhiyuyoushengmingweixian,dantengshibirande。

lixiayizhangxiaolianzhouchenglebaozi。

bupabupa,shuaiyishuaigengjieshi。

“pang”deyisheng,lixiashuailexialai。

咦?

不疼!

shenxiajuranruanruande,haiyouwendu。

zuizhongyaodetahaitingdaoleyishengchitongdemenheng。

lixiayanjingjingdegunyuan,yijingyishidaoleshenme。

mangqishen,dingzhebeipochengletaroudiandenianqingnanren。

nanrenmianbulunkuowanmeidewuketiaoti,bizheyanjingyidongbudongdetangzaidishang。

lixiajinzhangdeshunjianmichuyishenlenghanlai。

buzhitashihunle,haishibeizijiji…zasile。

lixiazhanzhanweiweideshenchushouqu,tannanrendebixi。

wenrundeqixipensazailixiadeshouzhishang。

lixiadangjisongleyikouqi,tidaosangziyandexinyefanglexiaqu。

可是……

lixiayoujiuqilemeitou,fanqichoulai。

zheirenshibeizijijizayunguoqude,yebuzhiyoumeiyouzachuneishanglai。

taruojiuzheimezoule,shibushiyuneixiezhuanglerentaoyidesijimeishenmequbiele。

tajiushibeiyilianghuochechuanghongdeng,jizhuangfeilegepi,chuanyuedaozheilide。

suilixiajiangshouzhongdeshennongcaoxiaoxinyiyideshouleqilai。

cheqinanrendegebo,jiangnanrenbeizaileshenhou。

“he!he!zheirenhaoxiangtieren,youzhongyouying。”

lixiashouxuedanbodexiaoshentidoubeiyawanle。

yilujianxin,lixiabufaliangliangqiangqiangdejiangrenbeihuilezijidexiaomaocaowu,fangtangzaileyongqingzhuandadejianyichuangtashang。

taleidedakoudakoudechuanxizhe,lianshanghanruyuxia,taiqixiuzicashizhehanshui。

shenbianchuanlaixiangdong,lixiahuishenkanqu。

jiujiannanrenjianmeipinqi,shenseranshangtongku,jinjiezheyikouxianxuecongkouzhongpenchu。

jinghedelixia“ao”deyisheng,duodaolezhuozihou。

chuangtashangmeileshengyin,xianrannanrenyouhunleguoqu。

lixiacongzhuozihouchulai,zoujinnanren,shenchushouqutannanrendebixi。

“aiya!huxibishangciruolexuduo。”