shuangqiaozhiansuo，wenxunshi。
liangmingzhianyuanzhengzaiwenxunyigenianqingxueshengmoyangderen。
“姓名。”
“秦尘。”
“性别。”
“男。”
“年龄。”
“20。”
“为什么报假警?”
“wozhishibaojing，meiyoubaojiajing。woshuodedongxidoushizhende。”
“ng?”zhongnianzhianyuancongyipangnaguobaojingjiluben，didaomingweiqinchendexueshengmianqian，shouzhizaishangmianqiaodazhe，“nibaojingshuozijizhonglejintiandefucaiyidengjiangcaipiao，jiangzhu99zhu，jiangjin51420.3918wan!nihaipayourenduinitumoubugui，suoyibaojingxunqiujingfangbaohu?”
qinchenbiaoqinghaowubianhua，dandingdidiandiantou：“meicuo，woshizheimeshuode，youshenmewentima?”
有问题吗?
zhongnianzhianyuanchadianbeizheijuhuaganchenmole。
“kukukuku~”lingyimingnianqingdezhianyuanwenyan，meirenzhufachuyishengguaixiao，beizhongnianzhianyuandengleyiyanhoulianmangshoulianqizijidexiaorong。
zhongnianzhianyuanqiaodazhezhuozi：
“有什么问题??”
“wogangcaichaleyixia，fucaikaijiangdeshijianshiwanshang9dian15fen，danxianzaicaiwanshang9dian01fen!”
“xianzaijulijintianfucaikaijiangshijianhaiyou14fenzhong!”
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“nijuedezheimeiwentima?”
“wojinggaoni，baojiajingshiraoluanzhiandexingwei，shihuishoudaochufade!”
qinchenqueyijiushineifulengjingdanrandebiaoqing，zaizhianyuanerandemuguangzhongqingqingdiantou：
“wozhidao，danwodequemeiyoubaojiajing。”
“woshuode，doushizhende。”
“womailejinwandecaipiaohaoma，99zhu。”
“haomashi03-08-15-21-27-31-9”
“wohuizhongyidengjiang，zongjiangjin51420.3918wan……”
“woshizheiyangbaojingde。”
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“……”
“pupupu～kukukuku～”nianqingjingguanyazhibuzhubiaoqing，yongshouwuzhezuihenxiangxiaochusheng，danaiyushenxunwenxunzheigeyansudechanghe，zhinengyingshengshengdibiedeliansefahong。
womenjingchashishouguozhuanyexunliande!
不能笑!
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haobantiancaicongzheifantucaodoubuzhidaoconghetuqidehuazhonghuiguoshenlai。
tawuyuditanlekouqi，jingyidiwenzhe：
“你的职业。”
“……xuesheng。shundaoshuoyiju，fengjingguan，ruguonimenxiangtongguowodezhiyelaiquerenwodejingshenzhuangtaishifouzhengchang，dakebubiruciguaiwanmojiao。”qinchenyouxiandikaozaiyibeishang，congwaitaokoudailitaochuyizhangzhediedezhi，tanzaizhuoshang，“wogangzuolejingshenbingjianding，daanshi：jingshenzhuangtaihenzhengchang。”
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zhongnianzhianyuanpieleyanzhoubabadezhizhang，meitouweiweizhouqi。
sheijiahaorensuishibajingshenbingjiandingzhengshudaizaishenshang?
nianqingzhianyuanzhongyuzairenbuzhule，haowuxingxiangdipazaizhuozishangbaoxiao。
kukukuku~kukukuku~
你没问题。
youwentideshijinichujujingshenbingzhenduandejigou。
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buxingle，zhenbuxingle，renbuzhule，yaoxiaosile。
zhongnianzhianyuanfenghaoyunlenglepianke，wunaiyaotou。
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fenghaoyunfangsongdeshenqushunjianjinbeng，yanjingmileqilai：“nidiaochaguowo?”
nianqingzhianyuanyetingzhilexiaorong，huorantaitou。
diaochayigejingchadebeijing?zheigeqinchenxiangganshenme?
“biejinzhang，fengzhianyuan。”qinchenyijiuqingsongdikaozaiyibeishang，“womeiyoudiaochaguoni，wozhidaozheixie，doushiwocongxuanchuanbaodaozhongtinglaide。”
fenghaoyunmeiyousihaofangsong。
yuqinchenqingsongdeyitaixiangbi，tajingyouzhongzijicaishibeiwenxunzhedeganjue。
tawendao：“xuanchuanbaodao?wokemeijidewoshangguoshenmexinwen。”
“henkuaijiuhuishangle。”qinchenyiweishenzhangdishuodao，“dangkongbufusu、shenmoruqinkaishizhihou，fengzhianyuanzuoweidiyipijuexingtianfudecunzai，weilediyuguaiwuderuqin，weileshouhujinchengdeqianwanminzhong，dazhansantiansanyelijieerwang……nikeshizandaxiagongxunzhuozhudedayingxionga!xinwenshangtiantianjiangshunideshiji，xiangbuzhidaodounan。”
tingdaozheihua，nianqingzhianyuanhuranyouxiangxiaole。
fenghaoyunzhianyuanyeshishunjianyilianheixian：“|||=_=|||”
kongbufusu?shenmoruqin?juexingtianfu?fenzhansantianlijieerwang?
zheidoushenmeluanqibazaode……
hai!wanglezheiweishi‘yucezijijijiangzhong99zhuyidengjiang’de‘jingshenzhuangtaizhengchang’renshi。
naohailiyouxieqiqiguaiguaidexiangfa……henzhengchangba?
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qinchenjiantadebiaoqing，xiaoleqilai，zhishineixiaorongzhongchongchizhexiexuwunai：“nikan，xiangyaoshuofuyigerenquxiangxinyijianlipudeshi，zongshihenjiannande。”
“erruguoxiangyaorangyizhenggeguojiaquxiangxinyijiangenglipudeshi，neizhenjiushinanshangjianan，nannannana。”
“o?nixiangrangwomenxiangxinshenme?”fenghaoyuntiaoletiaomei，wendao。
qinchenmuguangqingchedikanzheta：
“xiangrangnimenxiangxin……”
“xiangxinmorijijiangjianglin。”
“xiangxin……woshizhengjiuyiqiedeshenming。”
“……”fenghaoyunganjueerduoshoudaolewuran，henbudejizijiyibazhang。
让你嘴欠多问!
tameiyouzaidahua，zhijieshoushihaojiluben，qishenlikaiwenxunshi。
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zaitaxinli，qinchenyijingbeihuaru“jingshenzhuangtaiyouxieyichang”deteshurenshixinglie，xunjieliangju，zaifangzoujiuwanshile。
……
huidaobangongshi，sangezhibanzhianyuanxuruodikaozaiyizishang，jianfenghaoyunjinlaibianwendao：“laofeng，jieshule?”
“ng。”fenghaoyundiandiantou，haoqikanxiangsanren：“shuoqilai，nimensangezatongshiladuzile?zade，quchileshenmebuweishengdedongxile?”
“hai!nayiqichini!wolianwanfandouhaimeichi!”yiweizhianyuanwuzheduzi，“jiuturanyishunjian，jiuganjuedadeyaolaile。haojiahuo，chadianmeirenzhulakudangle。”
qitaliangweiyeshenyoutonggandidiandiantou：“jiushihenturan!wanquanmeizhengzhao!zhinengmafanlaofengnidingyixia。”
冯浩云也很无语。
sanrenmeiyiqichibuganjingdedongxi，quetongshiladuzi……yaobushitazijimeishi，xinlaidezhianyuanxiaozouyemeishi，tadouhuaiyishibushizhiansuolibeirenxiadule。
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“xing。wogenxiaozoushuoshuo，rangtabarenfangle。”yiweizhibanzhianyuanfuzheqiang，xiangwenxunshizouqu。
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“ei，laohao，nibushiyemaicaipiaoma?zhongdajiangdegailvgaoma?”
beijiaozuolaohaodezhianyuantaiqitoulai，meihaoqidishuodao：“womaileshiniandecaipiao，zuigaozhongguo200……nishuozhongdajianggailvgaobugao?”
tayoujuqishouji，jiqitarenzhanshizheshoujishangzhengzaibofangdefucaicaipiaokaijiangzhibo：“200kuailianwozheimeduonianlaikanzhibodeliuliangfeidoubugou……shuoshihua，yejiumaizhewanwan、tugexinlianweibale，zhenzhiwangzhezhongjiang，neirendoudeesijibaici。”
fenghaoyunwuyudixiaochusheng。
fulicaipiaofulicaipiao，zhenyiweishijimaiderenfafulini?
tatongqingdipaipailaohaodejian，ranhoujiangwenxunjilutanzaizhuoshang，zhunbeishurudaoxitongnei——kanqitarenladaoxutuodemoyang，gujizheishiyeshizhiwangbushangtamende。
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“jintianshi2029nian9yue15ri……”
“shouxianwomenweininkaichudeshishuangseqiuyouxidehaoma……muqianshuangseqiudejiangchizijinyuewei21.38yiyuan……”
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“womenshouxianweininyaochudeshihongsehaoma……”
suiranfenghaoyunmeiyouguyiquting，dankaijiangzhibodeshengyinhaishibuduanzuanjinnaohai。
tayibiantingzhezhiboshengyin，yibianqiaojizhewenxunjilu，ganghaoqiaodaoleqinchenshuodeneichuanzhongjianghaoma。
“03-08-15-21-27-31-9”
takanzhezheichuanjiludeshuzi，erduoweiweishuqi，tingzhezhibodeshengyin。
“diyigehongseshuzichulaile，31hao。”
31……takanleyanqinchensuoshuodeshuzi，haizhenyou。
suirantabumaicaipiao，danyeshizhidaode，caipiaozhongjiangzhikanshuzigenyanse，genkaijiangdeshunxumeiyouguanxi。
qinchendecaipiaohaomazhong，dequeyou“31”zheigeshuzi。
zhibuguo，zhishiyigeshuzieryi，lianzhongjiangzuijibendeyaoqiudouhaimeidadao。
“diergehongseshuzichulaile，03hao。”
“disangehongseshuzi，21hao。”
“disigehongseshuzi，27hao。”
fenghaoyuntiaoletiaomei，zheishi……yijingzhongle4geshuzile?
4geshuzi，yinggaikeyiduijiangleba?
fenghaoyunshunshoudakaiwangyechaxunleyixia。
ng，4gehongseshuzikeyiduihuan10yuan，jiashang99zhudehua，neijiushi990yuan。
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“diwugehongseshuzi，08hao。”
开奖直播继续进行。
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中了!
中了!
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难道……
fenghaoyunnaohaizhongshunjianshanguoyigefengkuangdexiangfa，dunshijuedekouganshezao。
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“蓝色号码是——”
zheiyishunjian，fenghaoyunganjueshijiandouninggule，tazhizhididingzheshoujizhongneigeyuangungundeyaojiangji，kanzheyigelanbaixiangjiandexiaoqiuyouyoudigunluoxialai。
takanqinglexiaoqiushangdeshuzi。
“9”
fenghaoyuntankaijiluben，kanxiangqinchensuoshuodecaipiaohaomadezuihouyigeshuzi。
“9”
惊雷炸响。
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“ei，shifu，nimenzale?”
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“啊哈?”