第3章

wozhuanguoshen,kanzhetizhedabaoxiaobao,douyaokuchulaidexiejiangzhi,jimangpaoguoqu。

「meishei!meishei!jiushigebixidetongxue。」

xiejiangzhidizhetoubuchusheng,taibuzoujinwodesushe,tuotiedejiangsuoyoudedongxidoufangzaiwodezhuoshang。

ranhoutazhudongnaqimobu,kaishibangwodasaoweisheng。

kanzhetadezheifushentai,wozenmekenengbuzhidaotachicule,zhejidejieshi:「zhende,tamenlianggewodou——」

「a!qianqian,nishenmeshihouyouzheimeyigegege,zenmeyebuhewomenshuoa。」

haimeidengwoshuowan,xiaohuajiuzhijiezouleguolai。

buzhidaoshibushiwoyanhuale,tazheiyaodouyaoniuduanle。

「buhaoyisia,woyeshidiyicizhidaoqianqianyounizheimeshuaidegegede,woshishentiantian,shiqianqiandesheyou。」

「chucijianmian,fangbianliugelianxifangshima?」

tadeshenzibutingdikaojinzhexiejiangzhi。

wodeyanjingbushoukongzhidetingzaixiaohuadeyaoshang,haojiahuo,zheiyaodaodishizenmeniude?

haoxiangmeiyikuairoudouyouzijidexiangfa,jiehezaiyiqi,youjiqideyouyunlv。

左,顶胯。

右,扭腰。

「laopo,niweishenmeyizhikanta?tahaokanma?」

haimeidengwoxinshangwan,erbianjiuxiangqiyidaojiqiaiyuandeshengyin。

wohuangluandeshouhuimuguang:「meiyoumeiyou,buhaokan!」

xiejiangzhizhijiezhanzaiwodemianqian,yimibabadeshengao,jiangshenhoudeshentiantiandanglegeyanyanshishi。

「nishuo,tahaokan,haishiwohaokan?」

wohaobuchiyi:「nihaokan!」

xiejiangzhifanfuqiuzheng:「zhendema?」

shenzhi,tadeyanquanhaihongle:「jiehunzhiqian,nishuowoshizheigeshijieshangzuihaokanderen,nizhiaiwoyige,jiehunhou,nijiukaishikanbiedexiaojiejiele。」

「nishibushixianqiwole?」

我:「!!!!」

「zenmekeneng!zaiwodexinzhong,nijiushizuihaokande!」

xiejiangzhigongshen:「neiniqinqinwo。」

suiransushelihaishishentiantianzai,danshiweilehongzijialaogong,woyezhinengshelezheizhanglaolian。

dianqijiaolai,feikuaizaitadelianshangqinleyixia:「haole,qinguole。」

xiejiangzhiyaochun,xilexibizi:「nishangciquqinwodeshihou,zuzuqinlesanfenzhong,nibuaiwole。」

我:「!」

wodunshiyibajiangtayazaiwodedengzishang:「nitaigaole,wojingzhuishoubule,zheiyangqin。」

ranhou,wozuozaitadexishang,baozhetadebozi,zuzuqinlewufenzhong。

kanzheyilianyanzudexiejiangzhi,roulerouzijichadianzhongledechun,shenqingmanman:「aini,laogong。」

xiejiangzhibaozhewo,fanfucengceng:「aini,laopo。」

「ni,nimen!luqianqian!nimingmingzaihanjiaqianhaihewoshuonixihuanchenjide!zheimekuaijiujiehunle?jiadeba!」

womeixiangdao,zheimejiule,shentiantianhaizai。

wozhuanshen,zhengyaochusheng,yidaoshengyinzhijiecongwoduimianchuanguolai。

「nihao,zheishiwomendejiehunzheng,zheishiwomendehunshazhao,zheishiwodeshoujibeizhu。」

wozhenjingdekanzhexiejiangzhitaochulaidedongxi。

liangbenhongsejiehunzheng,yitahunshazhao,haiyoushoujibeizhu:qinqinlaopo。

ranhou,xiejiangzhiyilianrenzhen:「jiejie,buyongxianmu,neigechenjisuiranyijingyounvpengyoule,danshiyebushibukeyiduoniyige。」