楚云国京城丞相府
“**，niyouchuanghuole。”
“erqiezheicichuangdehuo，daxiaodouyou！”
“你想先听哪个？”
“小的。”
“zuori，nizaijiulouhezuijiu，jiangzhangleitamenneiyizhuodouxianfanle。”
俞枝枝点点头。
guoranshixiaohuo，wentibuda。
“nubihaimeishuowanni！tamenneiyizhuocaiyaodoushijipinshanzhenhaiwei，jiazhihaojibailiang，erqietamenhaiweilaidejipinchangyikou，jiubeinixianzhuole。”
“zhangleiyaoqiu**peichangtamendesunshi。”
yuzhizhiyilianjinge：“shenme？yizhuocaijiazhijibailiangyinzi！”
这还不算大祸吗？
cishi，yuzhizhizhiganjuezijidenaodaiwengwengzuoxiang，tengtongnanren。
“niweishenmebulanzhuwoni？”tarouzhetaiyangxue，yilianaonaodiwenyahuanxiaotao。
xiaotaoweiqubabadihuiying：“woyexianglanzhuniya，keshigenbenjiulanbuzhua！”
xiangqishangci**hezuihoudechangjing，xiaotaoxinyouyuji。
dangshi，**juranzaifurenmianqiangongchulaoyequguangqingloudeshiqing。jieguo，laoyedelianbeifurendadezhongchenglezhutou。
houlaicaifaxian，zheizhishiyichangwuhui。er**yinweizuijiukouwu，beijinzulezhengzhengbangeyue。
yuzhizhizhouqimeitou：“neichuangdedahuoshishenme？”
“nizaizhongmukuikuizhixiabaozhuleliuhuangzi。”
tingdaozheigexiaoxi，yuzhizhixinlibujinyichen，dansuijiyoushiranle。bijing，tayongyouxiandairendesiweifangshi，xiangbiqiganggangsunshidejibailiangyinzilaishuo，zaiyishimihuzhuangtaixiabaoleyixialiuhuangzisihusuanbushangshenmedahuo。
raner，xiaotaojiexialaidehuarangyuzhizhideliansebiandeningzhongqilai。
“erqie，nihaimatashichoubaguai，huogaimeirenyao！”
“ai！zheicizanmensuanshichedidezuilezheiweilengkuwuqingdeliuhuangzi。”xiaotaoyouxinchongchongdishuodao。
yuzhizhiyilianmangran，yihuodiwendao：“cihuahejiang？”
xiaotaojiantasangzishaya，bianduanqizhuoshangdechazhan，qingqingchuilejikouqihou，dijileyuzhizhi。
yuzhizhijieguochabei，yangtouyiyinerjin。
fangxiabeizihou，xiaotaocaihuiying：“**，nizhendebujidelema？liuhuangziziwunianqianchuzhengshangzhanchang，beidijundedadaohuashangleyoulian，daozhihuirong。”
“jushuo，talianshangneidaobahenhekulexiaohai。”
yuzhizhitinghou，bujingantan：“zheimeyanzhong？”
xiaotaodianlediantou，youbuchongdao：“zineiyihou，liuhuangzimeicichumendoudaizhemianju，jidujihuibierentijitadeliandan。”
yuzhizhitingdaozheili，renbuzhupaileyixianaodai，xinlianzidigu：“wanle！wanle！”
yuanzhuzheiyetaiguofenle，jiusuanhezuile，yebuyinggaimarenchoubaguaia！
这酒品也太差了吧！
tawunaiditanlekouqi，xinxiangzheixiakezhenshireshang**fanle。
“woxiangjingjing！”yuzhizhiyouqiwulidishuodao。
“hao。”xiaotaoyingleyisheng，zhuanshenlikailefangjian。
yuzhizhitangzaichuangshang，wangzhechuanglian，xinzhongyouxiefanzao。tazaicisaoleyiyanguseguxiangdefangjian，molemoshenshanggaizhedecansibei，caimanmankaishijieshouzijihunchuanguolaideshishi。
造孽啊！
zaixiandaitayejiaoyuzhizhi，zheicihetongshijucanshi，wanyouxishudehencan，beipohexiadaliangbaijiuhouyinjiujingzhongduliangyanyibi，zaizhengyanjiulaidaoleyigejiakongchaodai——chuyunguo，bingfushenyuyutatongmingtongxingdeyuanzhushenshang。
gengqiaodeshi，liangrendouyinweijiujingzhongduergadiao！
gangjieshouwanyuanzhudedabufenjiyihou，yuzhizhijiurenbuzhubaolejijuzanghua。
“tnnd……”
yuanlai，zheigeyuanzhuzhangzhezijishichengxiangfudinvdeshenfen，congxiaobeijiarenchongniguodu，yangchenglejiaomanrenxing、xiaozhangbahudexingge，pingrilidaochureshishengfei。
erqie，tahaiduiqinqishuhuayiqiaobutong，ruobushiyougegaoguideshenfen，zaojiubeiqitaguijiagongzihe**mentuoqile。
tangzhefalenglebangeshichen。
zheishi，xiaotaojicongcongdizourufangjian，miansejinzhang，“**，laoyehefurenzhaoniquyitangzhengting。”
yuzhizhiyihuodao：“fashengshenmeshilema？”
xiaotaolianmangyaotou，“wobuzhidao。”
yuzhizhiyemeiduowen，qishengenzhexiaotaoyitongqianwangzhengting。yilushang，yuzhizhifaxianxiaotaoyouxiexinbuzaiyande，zoulushixianxieshuaidao。
“xiaotao，nishibushiyoushimanzhewo？”yuzhizhiqingshengwendao。
xiaotaohuangzhangdiyaoleyaotou，“meiyou。”
tameiganshuoshihua，ganggangzaizhengtingshikanjianleyiweihe**yibandadenvzi。
erqielaoyetamenduitajihao。
ercishi，zhengtingneiyipianxilerongrong。chengxiangfurenjinjinwozheqinshengguinvdeshou，yankuangweiweishirun，jidongdishuodao：“xiang！jianzhihelaoyezhangdeyimoyiyang！”
chengxiangzaiyipangweixiaozhefuhedao：“guinvxiangdiehenzhengchangma，buguozheiguinvdeqizhidaoshigengxiangfurenni。”
dagongziyuzhaolinhesangongziyuwenlinduishiyiyan，douxiaozheyaoleyaotou。
yuzhizhizoujinzhengtingshi，biankandaolezheiwenxindeyimu。
chengxiangkanzheyuzhizhiyilianpingjingdizhanzhe，ganjuetaheyiwangyouxiexubuyiyangle，danhuixiangqizuorizhishi，dunshihuomaosanzhang。
tadabuzoudaotamianqian，nushengchizedao：“zanmenchengxiangfudelianmiandoukuaibeinidiujinle，zheicihaizhaoreshangliuhuangzi，ni……nizheigeninv！”
chengxiangfurenzhanzaiyipang，lengyankanzheyuzhizhi，fuhedao：“laoyeshuodedui！zhizhi，womenduinitaishiwangle，zuorilaoyehewoyijingjiguonijihuile。”
“ruonianfendaizaichengxiangfuhaohaoxueguiju，buchuqureshishengfei，womenkeyibanidangzuoganguinvlaiyang，rihouchujiahuijinibeishangfenghoujiazhuang，rujinkanlai，nihaishigougaibulechishi。”
yuzhizhitingdaozheixiehua，weiweizhouqimeitou，turannaohailishanxianchuyixiehuamian。
yuanlai，yuanzhuzuotianjiuyijingzhidaozijibushichengxiangdeqinshengnver，suoyicaihuiqujiulouhedemingdingdazui。
怪不得！
anzhaoyiqian，tamenkendinghuidiyishijianguanxintadeshentizhuangkuang，xunwentashifounanshou，erbushixiangxianzaizheiyang，hechita，huanshanglelingyifuzuilian。
yuanzhuzhisuoyiyangchengrucijiaozongbahudexingge，nandaobushiyinweitamenzhangqiyilaidezongrongma？
zongshiyuanzhuyoucuo，tamenyetuobuleshen。
xianzaifaxianyuanzhubingfeiqinsheng，biankaishizeguaitale。
yuzhizhimeilihuitamen，ershizoudaoneiweinvzishenpang，kanzheta：“nenggennidanduliaojijuma？”