第四章 我看你是更年期要到了!

luchendeshenzijiangying,zhengzaiyuandi。

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guangpingyizhangshuaiqiwenrundelian?

guangpingmoshangrenruyu,gongzishiwushuang?!

没错!

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zhibuguo……zijidixinbuwen,zheigenyishumeiyouguanxiba?!

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装凡人?

shimouzhongteshuxiulianfangfama?!

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得旁敲侧击一下!

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