——liangxiaoxiaoshichangzaixiang，yaoshizheigediqiubaozhale，zijishibushijiukeyibuyonggongzuole？
——
“jiashulaiqiangezi，bafeiyongjiaonayixia，meishidehualaorenjiakeyichuyuanle。”
liangxiaoxiaobeiyidaoshengyinchaoxing，tazhengkaiyan，yingruyanliandeshitianhuaban，shenxiyikouqi，bizilichuanlaicibidexiaodushuiweidao。
qiangcijidebaichidengguangrangliangxiaoxiaoyouxieshanleyan，tabujinweiweimiqiyan，xiaoxindikanzhezhouweideyiqie。
这是在哪里？
liangxiaoxiaoyinyuejide，zijizhengzaigongsiaoyejiabanganxiangmu。
kezijixianzaiquetangzaileyiyuandejizhenbingchuangshang。
zhouweishilaihuizoudongdeyishenghushi，zijibingchuangpangzhanzheyigeqingzhuangniannanren。
“ma，nidengwoyihuier，nizaizheitangzhebieluandong，woquqiangezi，yihuierjiukeyidainichuyuanle。”
zhijianneinanrengenzijishuolejuhua，biancongmangxiangjiaofeichuzoule。
妈？
开什么玩笑？
zijizheishijiabanzonghezheng，jiabanjiachulehuanjuehuanting？
takeshimutaidanshengou，zhengerbajingdehuanghuadaguinv，nalilaideyigesanshiduosuidedagedangzijideerzi？
jizhenshidezhouweiyipianhunluan。
yiyuanchaozadeshengyinrangliangxiaoxiaozheigeshekongyouxiebushi，talianmangcongbingchuangshangzuoqilaixiangyaolikai。
keyizuoqilai，naodaituranyoushiyizhenxuanyun。
fangfoshibeiponizaishenhaizhizhong，chuanbushangqidezhixigan。
liangxiaoxiaoshuangshouwuzhuxiongkou，dakoudakouchuanzhecuqi。
buyuanchuchuanlaiyidaojiqiedeshengyin：“ma！nizenmezhanqilaile！？ganjintangxia……nixianzaigangqingxing，yishengzhufuguole，yaojingyang……”
nanrenyijingjiaowanleqian，yihuilaijiufaxianjueqiangdelaomaxiangyaozijizhanqilai，talianmangchongshangqian：“ninmandian，wofuzhenin。”
liangxiaoxiaoxixidaliangmianqiandenanren。
haojiahuo……zheinanrenkanzhebizijidaduole，juranhaizaizheiliguanzijijiaoma？
“zheiweidage……wohaoxiangburenshiniba？ninnengbunengbuyaosuibianrenmaa？”
zheixia，lundaonanrencuoele。
“yi……yisheng……nikuaikankan，womata……tazheishizenmele？”
“weiweiwei！nibieluanjiaole！wokebininianqingduole！”
liangxiaoxiaoturanyishidao，mianqiandeqingkuang，henkenengshixinxingzhapianshouduan，shenzhishirenfanzi。
很快，医生赶到了。
nanrenjiaojidibagangcailianggerendeduihuashuoleyibian。
liangxiaoxiaoyebuganshiruo，zheipianziweimianyandetaizhenqieleba？fangfoshengbingderenzhenshitaqinma。
“nibieyanle！zheiweiyisheng，woshizheshuidaxuebiyedexuesheng，gangcaizaijiabangongzuoturantouyunyundaole……wogenbenjiuburenshizheigezhongniannanren，qingninbuyaoxiangxintadehua。”
liangxiaoxiaoduozaiyishengshenhou，shengpananrenzhijiebazijilazoumaidaoshangougouli。
xianzaiderenfanzicengchubuqiong，tayoushinvsheng，ziranshigewaijingti。
tajiandanshuomingleqingkuang，bingqiefeichangmingquedibiaoshi，zijigenzheiyanqiandenanrensubuxiangshi，zijihaiyaozhuajinhuiqugongzuo。
dangtashuowanzheiyiqie，faxianyishengdemiansegengjianingzhongle。jingranzhijiezhuantougennanrenshuo，xuyaozuoyigegengjiaxiangxidejiancha。
“wei！woshuoguole，woburenshineigenanren，nimenzenmejiubuxiangxinwodehuani，wojinniancaiershiwusui，caigangganggongzuo，wonalilaidebiwonianlinghaiyaodadehaizi？”
yishengzhijiefenfuhushibaliangxiaoxiaodaidaobangongshili，zhunbeizuonaobuct。
梁笑笑不干了。
“让开！”
tashichumanlituikaimianqiandehushi，zhunbeizhijietaopao。
sheizhigangpaoleliangbu，jingranzhijieshuaidaozaidi。
“laonainai，ninmandianzou！”
liangxiaoxiaodixiatou，kandaolezijishenshangdeyifu——
yijianzhongguizhongjudezhonglaonianzuiaichuandechunmianchenshan，erqiehaishidahongsede。
bingqietadejiaoshang，haipeishangleyishuangqingbianshushidelaobeijingbuxie。
梁笑笑愣住了。
tafenmingjide，zijizhiqianchuandeshiqiansequnzi，peishangxiannvfengdegaogenxie，shaoweitugekouhong，zhenggerendouyouyizhongxianqipiaopiaodeganjue。
可是现在——
tabunengjieshoudikanzheshenshangdeyifu，youbuganxiangxindidizhetoukanzhezijideneishuangshou——
buzaishibaixi、chongmanjiaoyuandanbaideshuangshou。
querdaizhideshisongchidepifu，xiangshilaoshudeshupi，mimimamadegouhe，nieqilailianzhepidaizherou，kanzhegewaikongbu……