“meishier,zhengqiaowoyihuierhaiyoushi,zanshihailibukai。”
hanziyinzheyizhanglian,lazheliuerkuaibudiyanzhelaishidefangxianglikai。
“dengdeng!”bailishuodao。
“gong~gongzi,zenmele?”
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liuerdeshenziyichen,chadiandiedaozaidishang,tashenxikouqi,zhanghonglelianbiezheyigujing,zheicaizhanwen。hanzidingzhelangpishangdexue,toupieleyanbailiganjingdeshouzhang,toupifama。
“yi,baidage,niliqimandadema。”
huaile,meiyandui,gaiyongtaide。
bailiaonaodikanleliueryiyan:“kenengshiyinweiwoxihuanchibocai,neidongxichilezhangliqi。”
“zhende,neizainakeyimaidao?”
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“a!wokebuhuiqiangbierendedongxi,kexile。”
“huashuo,ninadehuiquma?”bailiwendao。
liuerhongzheyizhanglian,taitou,huilegemeiwentideyanshen。
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“gongzi,womenxianzoule!”
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hanziliangqiangyixia,xiangyaorengdaobeishangdetangshoumoyu,danxiangdaojialidemeizi,youyupianke,lazheliuer,touyebuhuidikuaibuliqu,
bailizongjuede,neidongzuogengxiangshituo,genhoumianyoushenmeeguizhuizheyiyang。
难不成是因为我?
bukenengba,shitidoumaihaole,woyemeibiaoxianchushenmeyichangdedifanga!
bailiyaoyaotou,buzaixixiang。
fanzhengzijidatingdaocunzhuangjiuzaifujin,dengzijidengjishengshangqu,daizhexieliwuguoqudaoxiegengyouchengyibushi,zijihaiduolegeliyoukeyiheneilidecunminjiechu。
mingdaimoa,haishizaishanxi~nengbanghaishiyaobangyixiade。
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bijing,meiyouwuyuanwugudehaoma。
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dangranxianzai,zijihaishicaoxinzenmezouchuzheisanmudiba。
bailitanlekouqi,zhuantoumangzijideshiqingle。
tayijingnenggoumodaozuijindeyikeshu,mcdezhengchangkaijuliuchengyesuanshikeyigenjinle。
……
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liuerchaozhehanzihandao,hanzimeiyoushuohua,fanerjianzhelecunzikaishikuangben。
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“die,womenpaozheimekuaiganma,shiyinweibaigema?”
“那不是人!”
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“baidagezheimelihai,neitanengzhihaoniangdebingma?”
“……zheijianshibiegaosuniniang,shengdetaxiacaoxin。mingbaima?”
“哦~”
……
MC发展第一定律!
要致富先撸树。
“ha,kanwodezhenzhenguoshi!”
bailiyiquanquandizazaishushang,baisezhusibandeliewenmanyan,zhongyu,shucongzhongjianliekai,qizhongdeyikuaihuazuoleguangmangsuipian。
“我去,真壮观。”
kanzhexuanfuzaibankongzhongdedashu,yijiyigeqiekoushifenguanghuadedashuzhuang,bailichengmujieshe。
jiangweiyideshukandao,bailixianshihechengchulegongzuotai,jiezhehechengchulemuhao,jiangyuanbenweizhedetucengquanbuyongshouludiao,miandekanbuqingdidi。
langdeshiti,bailixianglexiang,yongshouqiaoleqizhongyizhi,hefangkuaiyiyang,shitiliekai,jiezheyoulangrouhepigefeijinbailidebeibao。
啊?
bushi,neimedadeyizhilang,nijiwoliangkuairou,liangpige。
zhongjianshangzhuanwochajiashiba!buqiaole,taikuizeile。
bailimudengkoudai,shouqishoulideroukuai,jiezheyongmuhaowashitou,zuochushihao。
zhiyushifu,bailiroutongdikanzheneijinshengdesigeyuanmu,shifenyouyu。
jiuneimedianjiadi,dabuleyongshouza,zuiduohaofeixiexushijian,zijixianzaiyoubuque,jiudianjiujiudianba。
bailizuihouhaishimeishedehecheng。
zongsuozhouzhi,muhaobuzhiyousangenaijiudu。
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jiezheyongtawachudeshitouhechengchuronglu,jiangyikuaiyuanmufangrushangmianyige。
接着是最后一步。
bailitaochumuhao,fangruleranshaoge,rongluziran,kaishishengchanqilemutan。
zhenzhengdezhaganmeiyifenshiyongjiazhi。
zaicifangruyigemuban,fangzhixihuo,bailidengdaizhemutanchulu。
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kanyikezhongyike,yaozoukechixufazhanzhanlve!
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mczuiqiangheikejizhiyi,niudunyabuzhudeguancaiban:
核能火把,到手!
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huoyanzaihuobashangtiaodong,dishangdecaoyemeiyouranshaoqilai。
kanyangzibuhuiranshao,zhishaozaiqiangneishizheiyangde。