第6章 鸡蛋(2171字)

haoyigemoyutianyuanquan,wangzhekanzhedaheidezhanshitu,youzhongdigantangantan。

zheiyizuimijifenglideyachi,yishenmingxiandejianzirou,haizhenpeideshangzheimingzi。

“ding,gongxisuzhu,niqiyuedemowupinjieshangsheng,huodefanbutishengzhi15%。”

爽!

budantishenglepinjie,jiulianmowudefanbuyetishengle。

gexiangjichushuxingyetigaolebushao。

zuinandedeshi,haihuodelemoyuyouchongdeteyounengli:gaojieshengmingli。

zhiqianneizhimoyuyouchong,shenshangbeidachuanlejigedong,tuihechuxudouduanleyizhi,hainengzhaoyanghengchongzhizhuang。

yizhangdejiushizheichaojiqiangdegaojieshengmingli。

zhengrutadejieshiyiyang:busibuxiu。

youlezheigenitiannengli,zheiyaoshiheshilixiangdangdemowudaqilai,neituotuodihaosihaosiduifangma?

xiangtongpinjiehedengjixia,jueduiwudi,youmeiyou?

越想越嗨!

wangzhejidongdizhanqishenlai:zhiyaozheiyangyizhironghexiaqu,daheichizaohuichengweidingjiemowude。

neime,gaiqunazhaomowurongheni?

……

yizhendazashengchuanjinwopeng,daluanlewangzhedesiwei。

qichongchongdizouchuwopeng,zhenghaokanjianjigejiepizizaidazalinjuxiashujia。

buyuanchuhaiweileyiduirenzaizhizhidiandian。

这是怎么回事?

linjuxiashuyijia,weirenbenfenlaoshi,youleyuzhuren,zenmehuireshangzheixiewulaideni?

“wei,nimenganma?”wangzhezouleguoqu,lanxialezheijigejiepizi。

“yo,zheibushineigeshachashenlingtima?”weishoudeguangtounanrenchulewangzhe,“zenmezhe?jiuninzheizhishang,haixiangpaolaiguanxianshia?”

qitajigejiepiziyecouleguolai。

“shineigefangzhespinjiemowubuyao,feiyaoqiyuefpinjiemowudeshachama?”

“原来就是他啊。”

“yikanjiushigequexinyan。”

“jiuzheizhishang,haishiwannibaquba。”

wangzhehenyumen,zidajunbeibulaiguozhihou,tajiuchenglebierenyanzhongdeshacha。

yechenglebierenyilundejiaodian。

“kuaikan,lingshentitilaoxiajiachutoule。”

“zaojiuyourengaizhanchulaizhuchizhengyile。”

“taxingbuxinga?doushuotanaozibuhaoshi。”

“zaibuhaoshiyeshigeyumoshi,shoushijigejiepizi,haibushiqingeryiju。”

jigejiepizitingdaolezhouweideyilun,suijiyefanyingleguolai:duifangnapazaiquexinyan,shoushitamenchuochuoyouyu。

qitajiepibuganjixuzhaorewangzhele,weiyouguangtoubudanghuishi。

“pei,yigeqiyuefpinjiemowudeyumoshisuangepi,wolaodakebinilihaiduole。”

guangtouwaizhenaodaishuo,“shixiangdianjiganjingunkai,yaoshidanwulelaozimenyaoqian,wolaodaraobuleni。”

tingdaojiepiziyoulaoda,renqunyoushiyipianhuaran。

“aiya,lianshenlingtiyebupaa?”

“wojiushuoma,ganzheimewufawutian,beihoukendingyouren。”

“neiguangtoushuo,talaodabilingshentilihai,nandaotalaodayeshiyumoshi?”

“zheikezazheng?shenlingtibuhuisongleba?”

收账的?

wangzheyimeng,nandaoxiashujielegaolidai?

不可能啊。

xiashudeerzizaichengwaidenongyejidigongzuo,gongzihengao,meigeyuejihuilaideqian,zugouerlaoshiyong,meiliyouqujieqiana。

wangzhedaliangleyixiaduifang,meiduojihui,jinwuquwenxiashujutiqingkuang。

xialaozishujia,guowanpiaopensanluoyidi,zhuoyibeizadexibaxibalan。

所幸二老没有受伤。

“xiashu,nizenmereshangzheixierende?”

“ai!”xiashutanlekouqi、wunaidao,“wobuxiaoxinpengdiaoletamenyigejidan,tamenjiugenwoshizidazhangkou。

wobupei,tamenjiupaolainaoshi。”

wangyideyanjinglihanzhedequanshileishui,weiqudeshuobuchuhualai。

kanzhezheiyimu,wangzhexinsuanle:

zijichulaijiadao,jiushixiashubangmangbadaheidegouwogaichengwopengde。

zijiaiedeshihou,wangyizongshisonglaikekoudefancai。

zheimehaoderen,zenmejiuyaoshoujigejiepizideweiquni?

temede,ganpaolaiqifuwoxiashu?

wangzhehuole,chongchumenqu,zhaozheguangtoulianshangchoulelianggedazuiba,“jiuweilegepojidan,nitemebarenjiajizale?”

guangtoubuganhaishou,danyebufuqi,ningzhebozihoudao:“zadi,jidanyeshiqianmaide,tabupeiqian,wodangranyaoshoushitale。”

“yigepojidan,laozipeijini。”wangzhenachushikuaiqianshuaizaiguangtoulianshang。

“不够!”

“sha?yigejidanyikuaiqian,laozijinishikuai,haibugou?”

“wozheijidannengfuxiaoji。

xiaojizhangdahainengshengjidan,erqiemeitiandounengshengyige。

ranhoumeitianshengchulaidejidanhainengfuxiaoji,xiaojizaizhangda,younengshengjidan。

jishengdan、danshengji,jidannaqumaiqian,jiyenaqumaiqian……”

“taiguofenle,nayouzheiyangsuanzhangde。”

“zhaotazheiyangsuanxiaqu,nahaiyougetoua?”

“zheijianzhijiushiwudidongma。”

“apei,haiyaobuyaodianlianle?”

guangtouwushizhongrendetuoma,shenchuyigenshouzhizaiwangzhemianqianhuanglehuang:“peiyiwan,shaoyifendoubuxing。”

zhouweiderenmendoutingbuxiaqule,yifentianyingdao:“hujiaomanchan,zheiqianjuebunengjita,taiguofenle。”

“ganbuji?”guangtouwenyan,duizherenqundahoudao,“bujijiuda,yitianbujijiudayitian,dadaonimenpikairoulan,kansheihaiganshuobuji?”

“nibunengbarenwangsilibia。”yourentixingdao,“zhenbarenbisile,nishenmehaochudoumeiyou。”

“pei,bisitiaojianming,youzenmele?”guangtouzaihudirangrangrangrangzhe,“gaosunimen,sileyedejilaozipeiqian。

nimendejiaren、qinqihepengyou,yigedoubiexianghaoguo……”

“nijiubupazaotianqianma?”zhongrenbujinzhoumadao。

“zaotianqian?hahaha。”guangtoudeyidaxiao,“jiunimenzheijianming,huozaishishangyezhishiwuranhuanjing。

你们就些臭虫。

banimennongsi,jiushizaofurenlei,laotianganjiwohailaibujini……”

“啪”一声脆响。

wangzhededazuibazichouzaileguangtoulianshang。

xiangzheizhongwangbadan,jiubugaigentafeihua。

guangtouyileng,dengzhewangzhe:“nizaichouyigeshishi?”

“pa”youyigedazuibazi。

“youzhongzaichouyige……”

“pa”youshiyishengcuixiang。

“wolaodaraobuleni……”

“啪”

“你还没完了……”

“啪”

“我不怕你……”

“啪”

“你等着……”

“啪”

“hao,wozou……”guangtoukangbuzhule,niutoujiupao。

wangzhezhijiezhaohuanchudaheiduzhuletadequlu。

“你别过来……”

“啪、啪、啪……”

wangzherangdaheiduzhuguangtoujiepi,dazibutingdichoudechou。

觉得不过瘾。

“nimenjige。”wangzheyizhiqitajigejiepizi,“yaomebataanzhu,yaomegentayiyangaichou。”

qitajigejiepiziduishiyiyan,haobuyouyudibaguangtouanzailedishang。

wangzhezhijieqizaiguangtouyaoshang,dazuibazijixuchou:

“rangnijishengdan、rangnidanshengji,shengyigeyizuiba,jiuwenniyaoshengduoshao?”