一栋别墅的卧室内。
yigesanfazhelengdanqixidenanrenbeiguangerzuo，xuzheyitouzongseduanfa，yishuangjianmeixiaqueshiyiduixizhangdetaohuayan，mianduishoulidebaogao，daizheyisiwanwei，youyouyizhongsheshiyijiudejianruihefengmang。
nanrenshoulidebaogaodandezuihouyijuheranxiezhe：
jingzonghepanding，luonanxingyusongshiyudepipeiduwei99%！
ruguosongshiyuzaizheili，kandaobaogaodanshangdeneirong，tayidinghuiyongzijiduizheigeshijieweishubuduodelejiejinghuyisheng，
“老公？”
shile，luonanxingdiankaishouhuanlizijidegerenxinxi，jieqizhuangtaizaishijifenzhongqianjiubianchengle“yijieqi”。
“dididi...dididi...”yipangdedianhua**turanxiangqi，luonanxingjieqihou，yidaolvexianjicudeshengyinconglingyiduanchuanlai：
“laoda，niyaoshishenle？”
骆南星：“...”
“houran，zaifanjianwoguadianhuale...”
“biebiebielaoda，wocuole。tingshuolaodapipeidaoleyige99%dezhixingzhe？”dianhuayitoudehouranyilianyifuxiao，tianzhidaotadezhizheigexiaoxiyouduokaixin。
tamenzhongyangjidizuilihaishangjintuandetuanzhang，luonanxingxiansheng，chengweilebentuandiyigejieqideren。
kexikehe，kexikehe！
buguoxiayimiao，tatingdaoluonanxingdehuifuhou，ganjuezijixiangshicongtiantangdiaodaolediyu。
yifuxiaoyimiaobiankugualian。
“ng，jieguocaichuandaowozheili，zhangguanjiajiujinishuole。buguozheiyangyehao，yeshengdewozaijinimenshuole。”
“duile，gangjieqiwokendingyaohetadaizaiyiqi，suoyiwodasuanxiuxiyizhen。”luonanxingkanzheshouli99%pipeidudebaogaodan，zuijiaoqinzhexiao。
侯燃：“？？？”
nimenbushigaoxingma，woyegaoxinga，buyongganhuolesheibugaoxing。
tadaoshihenqidaizijidejieqishenghuoni，muqianqizhuzhiyouzijiyigejieqizhe，zheibumeiziziguoerrenshijiele。
houranshiqudifuhezhe：“yinggaideyinggaide，laodazheijinianxinkule，yegaihaohaoxiuxiyixiale。buguolaoda，xiuxiyizhenshiduojiua。”
“buzhidao，kanxinqing。”luonanxingsuiyidihuidadao。
zhongyukeyibuganhuole，tayijingxianghaole，mingtianshoushihaoxinglilimaqusongshiyujia。
zijisuiranbuxianggegeluochen，zuoweijidizongzhihui，yinian365tianyou364douzaimang。
dantamenshangjintuanhaodaiyeshipaideshanghaode，buzhidaoyouduoshaorenpaizheduizhimingdaoxingdirangtamenjierenwu。
zuoweilaodatayehenleidehaoma。
ganghaotajieqile，jiexialaideshijiuaisheisheiba，neimeduoxiaodifangzhebuyong，zhunbeirangtayigerengandaosima…
taxianzaikeshiyouqizhuderenle，deweiqizhuduozhexiang，taluonanxingxianzailikemashangyaoxiujia！
等不了一秒！
......
……
songshiyushibeiqiaomenshengchaoxingde，zijixianzaizhudefangzi，shibabaweilefangbiantashangxueteyizaixuexiaofujinmaideyitaoliangjushi。
henbuxing，tabameinenghuodetamadeqinglai。
lianggerenzaoyifenju，zhiyouzaimeiyueanfushi，tamenliangcaihuijuyikuaier。
hesongshiyuxiangchushijiangengduodezeshitababa。
zuowanbeizheqiankuanbeitongyujuedesongshiyu，benyiweizijihuikuxixidishuibuzhe，jieguobudaoshifenzhongjiushuidebushengrenshi...
zheigeshuimianzhiliang，tashifuqide！
chuanzheshuiyi，touyemeishu，lianyemeixideyuanshengtaibansongshiyu，yikaimenjiubeimenkoudeshuaigemeiyanbaoji。
“***！”
yixiangdaozijixianzaidezhuangtai，songshiyujimangdasuanguanmen“wangyangbulao”yixia，sheizhishuaigededongzuobitagengkuai，ganzaitaguanmenqianlazhexinglixiangkuaisujijinlemen。
songshiyu：......wannige…
这算什么？
入室抢劫的爱情？
suiranmeiyanyijingrangsongshiyudelizhisangshile99%，dantahaiyouyisilizhishangcun。
kanzhemianqianxiangshizaizijijiayiyangdenanren，shuangshoubaobei，yihuodiwendao，“halou？qingwennishi？”
tazirenweizijiduizheimeyigemomingqimiaojinzijijiademoshengrendeyuqisuanheaile，xiwangtashixiangdiannengzijichuqu。
bijingtayigexiaoruoji，chuleshizhendabuguoa…fengbikongjianyebuhaotaopao……
救救救救救…
luonanxingkaozaishafashang，yingbangbangdecaizhigedeta**teng，denghuiyidingyaorangqizhujirourou。
“womenjieqilea，nibuzhidaoma。”luonanxingyouxiezhenjing，zheimezhongyaodeshizijikeshizuotiangangyidezhijiulimakaishizhunbei。
paoxialejingyingduoniandeshangjintuan，bieshuyebuzhule，shenzhiwanshangdoumeishuihao，jiubabadiguolaijianta。
jieguotaduizijidediyijuhuajuranshi：
“你是谁？”
luonanxingjuedezijiyikewanzhengdexin，
啪叽——
碎成两半…
拼不好的那种！
songshiyukanzhemianqiandeshuaigelianshangdeshenqingcongxinxidaoweiqu（？），taxianzaidexinqingbizuotianbeidaxiaozixiaoqikengleyibihaimomingqimiao。
zenmejiuturanweiqushangle。
tayoumeizuoshenmemeiliangxindeshia！！！
biegaodetaxianggechuanshangkuzijiuburenrendezhanvyiyanghaoma！
tazhishimeizhuyishouhuandexinxieryi…sixiaoqi，yebutixingyixia，haidangxitongni…
小七：……
budebushuo，rendoushishuangbiaode。suiranzuishangjiangzhemudanfanshenbagechang，dancongxiaodejingliyushoudaodejiaoyu，rangsongshiyuduijieqizheijianshiqinghaishiyouxieqishangbaxia。
zhiqiandaonianlingderenbeicuihunhaodaihaiyougexiangqinni，zijizheishimiandoumeijianjiuyoulaogongle，haiyilailaisange。
sange......tayigexiaonvhaiyehuileide...(✿◡‿◡)
ruguoshuozhiqiansongshiyuduijieqizheijianshibaochidanyoudehua，xianzaitadeyoulvbansuizheluonanxingdedaolaiquandouyanxiaoyunsanle。
songshiyu：laotianye，congjinwanghouwojiushininqinsunnv！
zheiyanzhi，zheishengao，zheishencai，zezeze
tadoubuganxiangtangzaizheiyangdenanrendehuaili，huiyouduoxingfu~
yingyingde，henxingfu~luoluode，henanxin~
xinghaosongshiyujiashiliangjushi，buranhaizhenmeidifangjiluonanxingzhu，tajiuzhinengzaikuhahadilazhexinglixiangyuanlufanhui...
bangluonanxingjianglingyijianwoshishoushihaohou，yijingdaozhongwule。
weilejibicixiangyudediyitianliuxiayigemeihaodeyinxiang，lianggechufangxiaobaiyizhijueding：
去外面吃！
kulesheiyebunengkuleduzi，duzihenxinkude！