“nizhidao，henduoyoukenengdeshi，doushicongmeikenengkaishide。”
“...嗯”
“yuanben，woyiweiwoderenshenghuizaijuewangzhongshiqu，danshijiandeqimiaojiuzaiyu，tazonghuijiniyixianshengji。”
“...ng，suoyini？”
“suoyilaoda，woqiandegaolidai，nengbunengzaikuanxianjitian？”
“...哈”
xiaoyanlengleleng，chixiaochusheng，
“nichezheimeduoyoudemeide，jiushixianglaizhanga....”
lemengzuozaichuangshang，chuanzheyitiaobaisediaodaishuiqun。
diantou，“wonalishuoyaolaizhangle....”
bushifendainvren，piaoliangdebuxianghua。shuohuawenyanruanyude，bingbuhuirangrenjuedefan。
daqingzao，xiaoyandaizhejigexiaodi，zhunshidengmenshouzhai。
lemengqisehuifulehenduo，dandingdeheta，hucheleyidatong。
xiaoyanbeidoulele，xiaodetingbuxialai。
takanleyiyanshoujipingmu，shangmianshinvrenjiekuandeshihou、shangchuandeshenfenzhengxinxi。
姓名：乐梦
年龄：22
“nizheixingtingshaojian，zenmeniande？”
“laoda，shiyinledele，nijiaowomengmengjiuxingle。”
qiaoxiaoyanrande，keyilajinhu。
xiaoyanbuweisuodong，chaoshenhoudexiaodibailebaishou，shiyitamenchuqudeng。
dengrendouchuqule，talaguoyipangshuzhuangdengzuoxia。
guyijiangyizhijiao、caizailemengdechuangbian。
挑眉，
“meinv，niqianpingtailianbendaili120wan，kuanxianjitianshimeiwentide，dan...”
nanrensixiaofeixiaodesaoletayiyan，caijixuwangxiashuo，
“anzhaozheixingdeguiju，depaiguozhao，nilejieba？”
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ruguomeiqutademengli，lemengkenenghaihuipa。
但现在....
yanqianzheiweihuangmaohunhunlaoda，keshihuizaimengli、jitabaozhashangkoudehaoren....
凶巴巴的纸老虎。
lemengzuochuyifukelianxixi、xuanranyuqidemoyang。
taishou，xianxidezhijian、luozaizijideshuiqunjiandai，jiangneitiaobaisexisidaituoluoerxia。
shuiqunsihuakuansong，shaoleyibianjianbangdezhicheng，shunjianzhaxiechuyijiaochunguang。
美人含羞带怯，
“laoda，nengbupaizhaome....”
“zuotianrenjiadoubeinikanguangle...renjiazhijinikanhaobuhao？”
xiaoyanshentiwanghouyang，shouzhouchengzhe，kaozaishuzhuangtaishang。
raoyouxingzhidekanzhechuangshangdefengjing，yidianyemeiyouyaoyikaishixian、huibideyisi。
“啧，美人计啊~”
gaodadenanrenyilianxieqi，wangqiancouguoqu。
qiujingyoulidedashou，qingsongshenshouniezhulemengdexiaba。
muzhiheshizhi，zaitaxinendepifushangnianlenian，
戏谑开口，
“meinv，wojiushiyixiaohunhun，niyenenggouyindexiaqu...”
“niyaozaoyouzheizhongjuewuhexingdongli，pingnizheizhanglian、zheishencai，zenmekenenghaibuqiqian？”
meirenjibeixiaohunhunjujueleni。
lemengyebuganga，jiangzijidejiandaizhongxinchuanhao，
据理力争，
“laoda，jiehouyusheng....woyeshiganggangcaiyouzheiyangdejuewuni...”
“niyekuarenjiazhangdepiaoliang、shencaihaole...jigejihuima...”
xiaoyanshouhuishou，zuohuiqu。
shixiansaoleyiyan、lemengchanzheshabudezuoshouwan，chenmo，buzhidaozaixiangshenme。
lemengtoutoupieletayiyan，
又心软了吧？
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“lemengshiba，santian，”
xiaoyanhenfanzaodezhanqilai，chaolemengxiongbabadeciyaxiexiao，
“zhinengjinisantianshijian，touqikuanzhishaoshiwan，wodaoshihoulaina。”
wenyan，chuangshangdemeirenxiaole，
“laoda，nirenzhenhao~”
yishuangpiaoliangdetiaohuayan、zhigougoudejiaozhexiaoyan。
zuoshoudeshouzhi，gouzhutabozishangdeyinlianzi，jiangtawangchuangshangche。
xiaoyanzhoumei，yanshenlenglexiaqu。
xiayimiao，datuichuanlaiqingweidechupeng。
xiaoyanditou，nvrenyoushouyijingcongtadekudouli、niechuleyanhe。
lemengchouchuyizhiyan，songdaonanrenzuibian，bangtadianran。
撒娇的开口，
“laoda，neininengxianjiewoyiqiankuaiqianme？”
xiaoyan：“......”
tanalilaidedanzi，zheimefei？
shangmenshouzhang，poyouqi、konghe、dongshou....jifeigoutiao、guikulanghaoshichangtai。
touyicibeiqianzhairenjieqiande。
erqiebudebushuo，lemengzheiqiaoxiaoyanrandetaidu，peishangtazheizhangjuemeipiaoliangdelian，duinanrenlaishuoshizhimingde。
jintianyejiushita，yaoshihuanyigelaishouzhai，doudebazijixianjinqu。
...
jiannanrenchenmo，lemengnaguochuangtoujushangdeshouji，diankaiweixin。
guyiyongzuoshoudiguoqu，luchushouwanshanghouhoudeshabu，
“laoda，nisaowohaishiwosaoni？”
xiaoyandeshixian，guoranzaineijiquanshabusaoguo。
suanle，tazhangdebucuo，beijingkanqilaiyebujiandan，haiqianyinggaibunan。
“...你扫我。”
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xiawu，lemengyuelexingongzuodemianshi。
yunmuligong，sshizhimingdehaohuahuisuo。
xuejinkuzhongdeminglichang，fuhaowankudetiantang。
lemengyaoquzheilishangban，daobushishenme‘huochuqule、xiahaiqiucai’，jinjinshiyinweichourenzaineili。
bingqie，yigexiaoshiqian，tawuyijianshuadaoshejiaoruanjianshang，
原身前男友的动态，
【luodischeng！jinwanyunmuligong，laizhaowowan，quanchangzhanggongzimaidan！】
zhanggongzi，zhangyang，gangchengfuerdai。
zhuileyuanshensannian，tiandeshifenzhuanye，zhongyubanvshentiandaoshou，xianggongzhuyiyanggongzhe。
bannianqian，yuanshenbeijialiganlechulai，zhangyangtingdaoxiaoxi，dangwanjiugentatilefenshou。
liangrensuiranduanlelianxi，danshejiaoruanjianshangdehaoyoumeishan。
yuanshenjiushikandaozhangyangdinghundedongtai，caichedimeilehuoxiaqudeliqi，gewanzisha....
来S市了？
yunmuligonga...qiaolemebushi。
lemengdakaihuazhuangjing，bulegekouhong。
xiangshiziyanziyu，youxiangshizaihesheishuohua，
“kanba，shangdishizhanzaizanmenzheibiande...”
脑中瞬间有了主意。
tadiankaiweixin，jiganggangjiashangdehaoyou—huangmaolaoda，faquxiaoxi，
【laoda，xianrentiaoyouxingquma？】