chuanyuenvjiangwoshiyidetaiziweihunfupiandefeitabuqu，bujinyaorangtaiziweitajudiaoyuwodehunyue。
haizaiwomianqianyaowuyangweiditiaoxin：“worangtaiziyulujunzhan，ketaizifeishibutingni，chufeiniziqingxiatangzuogeqifu，fouzetaizishibuhuigennihuiquxichenghuangweide。”
我笑了。
rutasuoyuantuidiaolezheimenhunyue。
kedengtaizihuifujiyishitaquefengle。
kuzhehanzheqiuwohuifuhunyue，haiyaowobangtalikaitaizi。
……
wodisancilaidaohanyaoshi，shiyidexiehuaiyinhaishibukengenwozou。
tashoulihaitizheyecailanzi，duiwobuxiedao：
“linertichangrenrenpingdeng，haijieshiwenrenmoke，zuochulebushaohaowenzhang，meimingyuanyangzhiquanjingchengshangxia，erniyigefengjianchaodaideguigenvzi，zuobulewodengjihoudezuobangyoubei，suoyiwoyaolineryuwoyitongrugong，jietinizuowodetaizifei。”
womengle，zheishihunshenchuanjindaiyindehulinercongyaodonglizoulechulai，wojimangwentaweiheyanerwuxin。
shangciwodanduhetajiaotan，dayingbuzaizhuijiutaweishenmejiazhuangkanbujianneixieputiangaididexuntaizihuangbang，shenzhiqipianxiehuaiyinshuotashizijideweihunfu，daitaduozaihanyaodongliguofufushenghuodezhenxiang。
hulineryetongyishouxiababailiangdeshoushihuangjinjiuzhudongrenjianzhengfa，zaiyebuchuxianzaixiehuaiyindeyanqian。
kedaolejintianjiexiehuaiyinhuihuanggong，tabujinmeizou，hailongzhongdabanxiangyaosuiwomenjingongqiangwodetaizifeizhiwei。
hulinertinglewodezhiwenhoubuxu，fandaozhigaoqiang：
“qie！yigetaizifeiwohaibuxihanni，woyaozuojiuzuoweilaiwubizunguidehuanghou，nizheizhongzhihuizaihouzhainiansuanchicu，gongdouzhengchongdenvrenbielaizhanbian！”
啧。
她有口臭。
wozainvbixiaohuandechanfuxialiletayuanxie，shishiranquxialebinbiandeliujinchuanhuaxizhudiancuibuyao，yongzhifushitanzhejianchunengfoucipozheigexiaojiantizidebojing。
lengxiaowendao：“jiupingniyigesizhifada、tounaojiandan，zhihuiyinshinongfudechuanyuenvhaixiangzuotaizifei？qibuhuatianxiazhidaji！”
xiehuaiyinjianghulinerloujinhuaili，yilianziao：
“benlaiwoshixiangranglinerzuoliangdide，keshilinershuotashenglaijiaoao，juebuweiqie，niyebienaququbabailianghuangjinwuruliner，wokeshitaizidianxia，zheidianyinzixianglaiwufeijiushidafadafaxiaren，erqiewobujideheniyouguohunyue，jishihuifulejiyiyejuebukenenghenichengqin，nihaishisilexiangpanshangwozheizhugaozhidexinba！”
kanlaizheishidaorujinshifengle。
goudoukaikoubujiangrenhuale。
wodaodiyaozenmehetajieshi，tayiqianbuguojiushiwodeyitiaogou？
xiehuaiyinraoguowo，wenroudijianghulinerfuzheyaoshangwodemache，ranhoujiuzhuantoubukeyishidiminglingwo：“machelizuobuxiale，nizijigenzaihoumianzouhuihuanggongba。”
hulinerbeifudaodaomacheqian，quetufaqixiangdao：“taizidianxia，nishuogongzhuqingshangche。”
xiehuaiyinxiaodeyilianchongni，ranhouxianqidipielewoyiyan。
“shuodehao！bentaizihuigongjiucefengniweiweiyideyixinggongzhu，bachuliuyetidegongzhufenghao。”
hulinercishiyouxinxidizhehuidaowogenqianlaiyaowuyangwei。
wolianleshense，angshouchaoxiaohuanshilegeyanshen，tadiandiantou。
woshenbiandebinvkedoushihenlashoulide！
“liuyeti，wobenyirangtaizidianxiayulujunzhan，keyijiangnijiangweiliangdi，kedianxiafeishibutingni，jiuxiangchongwoyiren，suoyiya，chufeiniziqingxiatangzuogeqifu，fouzetaizishibuhuigennihuiquxichenghuangweide……aaa！”
jingchengnvjuanli，haimeiyousheiganzheimetongwoshuohua！
zheisansheng”a”shiwoshenbiandexiaohuanturanshangquhenhenzhangkunletasangedazuibazi。