第5章 自己给自己当祖宗!

zheishishangdeshi,zhenzhenjiajia,xinzezhen,buxinzejia。

buguanlaoxujiadezufendaodishibushimailexianren,fanzhenglingshuicundecunminshixinlede。

xulaoyezihuidaojiali,jianlezaikangshangzuozhezhenxianhuoerdexulaotaitai,jiubacunlichuandehuajitajiangleyibian。

“xifuer,nishuo,zheixierendouzaxiangdelie?”

“zanjianeizufen,jiushiliangtudui!”

“屁话!”

ganggenxulaotaitaibaichemeiliangjudexulaoyeziyoubeiduile,“neishiliangtuduima?limianbushimaizhezanlaoxujiazuzongdejijianyifuma?”

“那是衣冠冢!”

xulaotaitaiyouxieqinaodiwangzhexulaoyezi,“ganjinde,mianxiangjiguixia,jizuzongmenketourengecuo,yaoburan,zuzongmenzhaolai,youniduzitengdeshihou!”

“xifuer,neisha,wowangjigennishuole,neijijianyifu,dou,doushiwoxiaoshihouchuande!”

kanxulaotaitairenzhendeyangzi,xulaoyezilianmangxiaoshenghuiying。

“啥咧?!”

tingdaoxulaoyezidexiaoshengdigu,xulaotaitaichadianermeidongletaiqi。

zijiadezufenli,maizhezijiazheigelaodongxideyifu,neimeiniandeshangfenjibai,baidebujiushizheigelaodongxizijima?

zijijizijililegeyiguanzhong,haimeinianzijidoujizijiqushangfen……

“nigesilaotouzi,nishizuodeshenmeyaoa!”

xulaotaitaizhendeshibeiqidaoganteng。

talaozaojiuzhidaozijiazheigelaodongxishigebuzhediaode,dantashizhendemeixiangdaotazheimebaiwujinji。

“xifuer,qishiba,limian,haiyounidejijianyifulaizhe……”

“我鸡毛掸子呢?”

dengtingdaoxulaoyezizheifanhua,xulaotaitaizhongyuchediwufarenle。

“xifuer,nibieshengqia!”

“你听我讲啊!”

xulaoyezilianmangenzhuxulaotaitai,“bieshengqi,bieshengqi,nizheihaihuaizheshenzini!”

ershiduoniandelaofulaoqi,xulaoyezisuiranbuzhediao,danduiyuzijiaxifuerhaishinengchidesiside。

“wodiedangchuneibushibeiganchujiamenlema?”

“houlaitalaorenjiaxiangbukaijiuqutoulejun,jieguojiuzaimeigeyinxinhuilai!”

“woniang,yejiushinipopo,yeshigemeifude,laozaojiumeile!”

“houlaiwoquleni,jiaxiangyounaolejihuang,zanmenzhidebeijinglixiangdaolezheilingshuicun,zheiyizhujiushikuaiershinianle!”

“laideshihou,wojiuxunsizhe,jiranwolaoxujiadezuzongbubaoyouwo,neiwohaigongzhetazuoshenme?”

“suoxing,zijijizijidangzuzong,zanmenzijihainengbubaoyouzijime?”

“niqiaoqiao,zanmenlaidaolingshuicundezheixienian,zheiriziguode,shibushiyuelaiyuehonghuo?”

xulaoyezichongzhexulaotaitaiyangleyangtou,“rujin,zanmendouzheibanianjile,hainenglaoshukaihua。nijiushuoshuoba,zheishibushizanmenzijibaoyouzijideba!”

“歪理!”

xulaotaitaihengleyisheng,bingbushifenrentongxulaoyezidelilun,danzheiyishijiantahaizhendezhaobuchufanbodeliyou。

yinweilaoxujiazailingshuicunderiziyueguoyuehao,haizhendeshizaixulaoyezidazhangqigudixiulezufenzhihou。

nandao,zijijizijidangzuzong,zhendeguanyong?

徐老太太有些迷糊。

erxulaoyeziqiaojianxulaotaitaibuxiangzhiqianyiyangtiao,zongsuanshisonglekouqi,andao,xinghaozijishigejilingguia!

缺无暇说

buganchaqile!danhaishiqiushouzang,qiutuijian,qiuwuxingpingjia!jikanshudedalaomenjugongzhixiele!