洛阳市，凌晨两点。
baigouqibaocunhaoganggaiwandetuzhi，fajishejishihouguandiaodiannaozhangtanlekouqi，zhongyugaiwanle。
yo，cailiangdian，hainengzaishuiwuxiaoshi，jintianhenbucuoma。
rouzhefayundetou，baigouqibishangyanhuanzheshen。
shoujiyouxiangle，laidianren“xulaoshi”！
buzhidaoshibushijinzhang，naoziganjuegengyunle。
“wei，xulaoshi，shiwodetuhaiyaogaima？”
“gouqi，baoqianya！nideneitaotubuyaole，gukexianghuanzhongsheji，mafannizhongxinchuyitaotu，mingtianshangbanjiuyao！”
“shenme！shangbanjiuyao！？”baigouqimengdizhanqilai，haixiangbianboqueyanqianyizhenfahei，shentiyetibushangjing，xulaoshijianghuadeshengyinyebiandepiaomiaoqilai，“peng”deyishengtazaizaidishangbianmeileyishi。
……
zhouweiyouhenxiaodeshuohuasheng，baigouqitouhaitengzhe，yiweizijizaiyiyuan，yishihaimimihuhude。
tadongdongshou，shentichenzhong，meichenggong。
“yatouxinglemei？ke……ke……”
“还没呢。”
yizhirouruanwenredeshoufushangtadeetou，jiangyixiesuifabodaoyipang，henwennuan。
shuohuadexiangshiyiduizhongnianfuqi，kesoudeshizhangfu，huidatadeshiqizi。
“nikuaitangxia！bieqilai，daoshihouyatouxinglaikanjiannixiachuang，youyaoji。”
“ke……ke……wozheibushidanxinyatouma！？”nanrenqingxuyouxiejidong，jijikesoulejisheng：“yaobushiweilewozheibing，yatoubuhuinongchengzheiyangzi！”
nanrenbutingdikesou，qizizaiyipangroushenganwei，xuruodaohaibunengzhengkaiyanjingdebaigouqidanaoyipiankongbai。
这是怎么回事？
我现在不在医院？
shuohuaderenshishei，gaodewoshitamennverside？
tapinmingsikaozhe，naoziquemengdiyiteng，dapianmoshengdejiyiyongru……
“tadie！yatouzenmeturandouqilaile！？”
zaizhongnianfuqijinghuangshicuoshi，baigouqizhongyucongnaoziliduochudezheifenjiyi，jieheduonianwangluoxiaoshuoyuedujingyan，xiangmingbaiyigeshishi——ta，chuanyuele。
shentiyuanzhuyejiaobaigouqi，shigenongjianv。
yinweijiatusibi，fuqinyoushentihuanbing，zhinengweifuqinshangshancaiyao，qianliangtianhuadaokedaotou。
yebuzhishiheyuangu，zijichuanyuedaotadeshenshang。
冤孽啊！
bierenchuanyuechengwanghoujiagongzhudaxiaojie，zijizenmechuanyuedaoyigenongjianvshenshang？
“biebaoyuanneimeduo，haodaiwohuoxialaile，fangxinba，wozhanjunideshenti，yidinghuidainidieniangguoshanghaorizi！”baigouqixinliyouxieneijiu。
“didi”，yidaodianliushengzainaohaizhongxiangqi，naohailichuxianleyigediannaozhuomian。
shangmiandedongxihenyanshu，taneitaoxuyaogaidetuzhihaizaishangmian，kanzhedourangrenxinlei。
chuciyiwai，baigouqiyiwaifaxianzheitaidiannaohainengshangwang，keyichayuegezhongziliao，kangezhongdianying，jianzhishizheipinjishijielidejingshenleyuan。
haoshenqia，naoziliduoleyitaidiannao！
tamanmanzhengkaiyanjing，jiubeiyanqiansangeyilianguanqieshenqingderenjihedaole，xinliyemomingshengchuwennuan。
qianshi，taduzizaichengshilidapin，meitianjiandaodelianpangjiashanyouxuwei，nayouzheizhongqingzhenyiqie。
tongguoyuanzhudejiyi，tajiannandekaikou：“dieniang，didi，za……zale？”
“yatouxingle！xianzaitoutengbutenga？”
kanzhezheixieguanxindemuguang，baigouqixinliyisuan，qiangjichuxiaohuida：“butengle。”
白老汉欲言又止。
zhidaofuqinxinlihenkuijiu，taguyiqingsongdeshuo：“die，wozhenmeishi，nibieduoxiang。”
“nimeishijiuhao，meishijiuhao！”bailaohanfushangnvercangbaidelian，yaxiaxintoukuiyi，youpinmingkeleqilai。
“huanzhequanshenpijuanfali、shengyindichen、touyunxinji、mianseweihuang、shiyubuzhen，shitixuzhizheng，meiyoudedaohenhaodexiuyang，shentiyucha，yihuanbing，xuhaohaodiaoli，diaoliyaofangruxia……”
zaibailaohanshoupengshangshunjian，naohaizhongdediannaofuxianchuzheixiezi。
zheidiannaokeyia，baigouqijingxizhiyu，zixijixialeshangmiandefangzi，zhunbeixiuxihaojiuqujitadieyangshenzi。
“jie，zameirangwofangxinni？woyedanxinni！”didibaixingkanjiejieyizhihefumushuohua，zijuebeihulvele，jimangbojiejieguanzhu。
baigouqidemuguangluozaibaixingshenshang，mozhetanaodairoushengshuo：“jiexianzaimeishile，xiexieni。”
baixingxinlichayizhe，jiezahuishi？
shuohuazaturanzheime……xiangtazaizhenshangdushudegege，kekeqiqide，gaodetabuhaoyisi。
“ye……yemeiyou，woqujinidaowanshui！”baixingshuowanbianfeikuaidepaole。
“gouqizheiwashibushizhenkehuainaozile，shuohuaxiangwenhuaren。”
baigouqierjian，tingjianbaimuzheijuhua，xindourantiqilai。
yanxiasuiranyoulezheilidejiyi，shuohuazuoshiyaojinliangfuheshentiyuanzhuderenshe。
免得穿帮了！
“niang，nikuaidaiwodiehuiquxiuxiba，niqiao，wozhenmeishenmeshile，bieshazhanzaizheile。”
daifumuzouhou，tatanlekouqi，kaishipansuanqilai。
taxianchudeshijieni，leisiyufengjianshehui，wangquanzhishang，duinvziyezhuduoshufu，zaixiandaishehuinengqingyizuodaodeshi，zaizheilishishiqilainanyushangqingtian。
hekuangtajiahenqiong，tadieyaochiyao，tadiyaozhangshenti，tageyaodushu。
weishenmetamenjiazheimeqionghaihuiyoudushuren？？？
suanle，rendoushiyoumengxiangde，shuobudingnatianjiushixianleni？
paokaizheigewenti，tayaozenmebanni？
suirantayoutaidiannao，nandaohaiyaojixuzuozijidelaobenxingjibierenshejifangzi？
女扮男装拼事业？
zaizheigefengjianshehuitongzhixiayongxiandaitounaowanyipiaodade，ranhoubeijianjukantou，quanjuzhong？
renshenganpaidemingmingbaibaide。
到底是为什么！
shangbeiziku，zheibeiziqiong！
fafengwanbidebaigouqileidepadaozaichuangshang，aiyou，gangxingjiuzheimedadongzuo，touteng。
baodatuiba，hebineimejianqiangyongganni，zheiligenxiandaibuyiyang，baodatuiduizheilidenvzilaishuozaizhengchangbuguo，ruxiangsuisuma！
turantouyebutengle，yaoyebusuanle，hunshenshangxiadouqingshuangle。
zaichuangshangmeizizibayihouxingfurizixianglegebian，tatuimenchuqushiyingqingkuang。
taniangzuozaiwaitoujiyifudabuding，kandaxiaoshitadide。
tingdaotuimensheng，liutaohuitoukanxiangbaigouqi：“yatouzenmebuduotangtang？”
“jialihaiyouhuomeiganwanni，tangbuzhu。”
baigouqixiangzhezheigejiadeqingkuangsuikoushuolegejiekou。
“e，neiniqubazanjiawaitoudetianfanfan，rangdaozihaohaozhang，daoshihouduomaixieqianjinigedushuqu。”
“……”
wobuhui，wobuxing，wozuobudao。
“a！”baigouqimengdewuzhutou：“niang，wotouhaoxiangyoukaishitengle，wozaiquhuanhuan。”
kanzhexingdongxunsuduojinfanglidebaigouqi，taniangdanxintajiaguniangshibushizhenshuaishale。
fangnei，baigouqizaidiannaolifengkuangchazhao“ruhebaodatui”“rangdatuiaishangwodebaizhongfangfa”“datuiyinggaizenmebao”，zheizhongshiqingyaozaozuodasuan，xiadiganhuoderizitakangbuzhuei。