第1章
teng，hunshendeteng......
zaoniee，cusibuyinggaiyixiayigepilema，zuiduoyejiushijingluana，tazatengdegengutoufuweiyiyang，henbudefenfenzhongdengtuifanyanjianyanwang。
renzixuanxingguolaideshihou，yidiweixi，yitianweibei，linyeweilian，tazhalehaojiyan，caihuanghudizuoqilai，mangrandikanzhesizhou。
tianlalu，tazheishisidaolenaer？
naiheqiaoni，mengponi，haiyouneishenmemengpotang，wangchuanheni？
lveweidonglexiashenzi，shirendetongchushunjianchuanquledanao，aoaoao，tengtengteng！
denglebanshang，renzixuanzhongyunengmianqiangzhanqilainuotui，ranergangkuayibu，“peng”diyisheng，tade**yudimianlailegeqinmijiechu。
“aaa，budaizheimeqifuren，ebu，shiqifusiren，nengbunengrangwoqutoutai！！”
renzixuanmolebalian，canxixidiwangzhecangtian。
dalao，deraorenchuqieraorena，tadoujizhengdecusile，nengbunengrangtasideanshengxiea。
tazhengxiangzaibeifendihoujishengfaxiezijidebuman，turan，naozhongyizhenzhenwengming，raodetatoutongyulie。
guolehuier，renzixuancaijianjianhuanleguolai。
zhishishenqingyouxiedaizhi，shuangyankongdongwushen，xiaozuiweizhang，xiangshimozhengle。
她撞了什么运！？
qiqicancanqiqi，youjingyouxi，haoxiangyitouqiangdierzenmeban！
taxideshi，taxianzaideshigehuoren。
erjingni，zeshitachuanyuele！chuanyuechengyigeyouqiongyoucandeweihunmuqin！
微笑。
genjuzheijushentidejiyi，yuanzhushiluohouxiaoshancundenvzi，zaicunliwuyiwukao，yinweiweihunxianyun，erqiehaizifubuxiang，yuanzhuzhinengyibianshouzhecunlirendechaofengmanmayibianduzilachehaizi，zuihouweijihaizichixiexinxiandeyecai，yigerenpaoqushanli，shizugunxiaqushuaisile。
zheirizi，zenyigecanzilede！
erta，gengcan，tayaoquanpanjieshouyuanzhudebeicanmingyun......
wuwuwu，yanwangyekeyijigejihuirangtahuiluzhongzaoma？
shiyizhici，renzixuanzuiduonengfajijulaosao，qitade，tahaishilaolaoshishishunconggaisidemingyunanpaiba？
sheirangtaganbuguolaotianye，tanshou。
daizaizheizhongshenshanlaolinbushihuishi，renzixuanxunzhejiyiwangcunlidefangxiangyiqueyiguaidizouzhe，xinlibutingzhoumalaotianye，neiguyuanqicaixiaosanxuduo。
renzixuanzouleyigeshichen，leideqichuanyuyu，zhongyuqiaojianlerenyan，yanqiandunshiyiliang。
亲娘哎！
“niangqin！niangqin！zhouzhouzaizheier！”yidaoqingcuidetongshengcongqianfangchuanlai。
renzixuanjingdexianxieyoushuaiyi**，buyouzhengdaleneishuangtaohuayan，kanjianyigeshoushoudexiaonanhaixingfendizaicunweihuishou。
喜得便宜儿子一枚。
haiweizoudaogenqian，nanhaiyijinghuankuaidichongdaorenzixuanmianqian，xiaoshouguzhuxiyao，lianshangyangyizhedadadexiaorong，“niangqin，zhouzhoudengnihaojiule。”
等等。
tahaoxiangtingleguliedeshengyin…
aiyowei，tadelaoyaoa！
renzhupenxuedechongdong，renzixuantaishoumolemoneikeyuanyuandenaodai，fangroulebiaoqing，“guai，xiansongkaihaoma？”zaibusongkaitajiuyaohengshicuntoule！
jiyilishuo，yuanzhushihetayiyangdexingming，xiaonanhaiyinfubuxiangdeyuangu，suiderenxing，huanrenmingzhou。
renmingzhoudayueshiyingyangbuliang，mingmingqibasuile，kanqilaiqueyaobitonglingrenxiaoxie，shougulinxunde。
suiranrenzixuandiyicijianta，kekanzhexiaoxiaoderenmingzhou，xinlitoubujinfanqisuanlai。
tazairenmingzhouzheigenianji，zuishiainaorendeshihou，xiangyaoshenmejiuyaoshenme，meitiannazhelinghuaqianmailatiaomaibingjiling，rizibuzhidaoguodeyouduoxiaoyaozizai。
renzixuanqianqiguaiqiaodexiaonanhai，manmanzoujincunli，“zhouzhouebueya，zanmenxianzaijiuhuiqu，niangqinjinizuohaochide，tianbaonidexiaodudu！”
renmingzhoudeduziguluguludixiangzhe，taxiusedichuitou，buhaoyisidao：“zhouzhouzhiyouyidiandianela。”
tacongzaoshangyizhidengdaoxianzai，qijianelejiuquhebianheshui，jialiliangshibuduole，tayaoshengdianchi！
ruannuonuoditongyinshashiruanlerenzixuandexin，meiyanjianyiwenrouqilai。
“ze，youqunaergouleyehanzihuilai，duzilichuaizhezhongmeia？”jianlideshengyinchongmanleeyi。
renzixuanlianseshunshilenglexialai，taiyanxunshengwangqu，zhijianyijiayuanzimenkouzhanzaizhegeshencaifeipangdefuren，souxunlexiajiyi,zheishicunliyoumingdepolaren，pangrendoujiaotalishenzi。
yuanzhuzaicunliyishichujingjiannan，renzixuanbuyuhengshengzhijie，zhixianghaohaodeherenmingzhouguorizi，zhuangzuomeitingjiandeyangzijixuxiangqian。
taxiangxishiningren，keqitarenquebuyidingle。
lishenzijianrenbushuohua，qiyandunshiyouzhanglejifen，“haishuobudele，zheishibangshanglenajiafulidelaoye，weibadouqiaoshangtianbulirenle！daizheyezhongdenizi，yebuzhidaonagezoulebeiyunyaoe。”
wenyan，renzixuanzhulejiao，muguangfanlengdikanzhefanzhebaiyandefuren，yiziyidundao：“nishuosheiyezhong？”
lishenzipielepiezui，“re，nizishengdebujiushiyezhong？”
renzixuanwojinlequantou，lengxiaoyisheng，“neiguafushengdewanyierjiaoshenme？niezhongma？shenzinihaishiguanhaonineizhangzui，yebupasunleyinde。”
tabuxihuanmarencheshangjiaren，danlishenzijiadelianggehaizijingchangchenyuanzhubuzai，qifurenmingzhou，youyicishenzhijiangrenmingzhoutidaoheli，chadianjiujinisile。
zheiyangzidexionghaizi，tameibiyaoliuqing！
“xiaonizijiwobizui！beirengaolehaibuzhidaonanrenshishei！”lishenziqianxienianzhangfumeile，tashengpingzuihenrentiguafuzheigecile。
zangerduodeshengyinshunjianxiyinlesizhoudelinju，gegedakaifangmenkanxi，yilunfenfende，qizhongbufaeyu。
“zheibushizixuanneiyatouma？zenmepaolaizheierle？buzhixiude。”
“shia，yaoshiwoshita，wodousaodebuganchumenle，zezeze，buyaolianleshenmedouganzuo。”
“ei，shuobudingjiuxianglishenzineiyangshuode，chuqugoudarenkebei，buchumenzenmeganhuoerni？”
“......”
yijujuqingmiedihuarutongchaoshuibanxiangrenzixuanerrenbenyongerlai，renzixuanditoukanzheyijingliansefanbaiderenmingzhou，xintouyitong，douguaitachengyishiyiqi，genlishenzinaoqilai，yinlailezhongrenweiguan。
renmingzhouchajuedaoneidaodanyoudeyanshen，liezuiyixiao，“niangqinbupa！zhouzhoubaohuni！”shuozhe，xiaoreneryibaohudezitaishouzairenzixuanmianqian，gentouxiaolangside，dengzheneixiebuhuaihaoyideren。
danbodeshenziyichangtingzhijianding。