第3章 中二是病,得治

“nibuyongjieshile,shishidoubaizaiwomianqian,nihaiyaowozenmexiangxinni?”

guyanchefuzhutadejiantou:“susu,nitingwoshuoa,bushizheiyangde。”

“wobuting,wobuting!”

“shiqingbushinixiangxiangdeneiyang,nitingwogennijieshi……”

muxiyakanzaiyanli,hanyan。

zheitiehanhan,yaojieshijiugankuaijieshia,shuozheimeduofeihuazuoshenme?

蠢比男主!

“guyanche,nibieshuole!”baisusuyibatuikaita,kuzhedao,“jiranwomensangezhizhong,zhudingyaoyouyigedisanzhe,neijiurangwolaichengshouzheifentongkuba。”

“苏苏……”

“che,zhunimenxingfu,woyongyuanaini!”shuowanzheijuhua,baisusujiumozheyanlei,likaileyuandi。

“susu,susu,dengdengwo,nitingwogennijieshia!”guyanchemashangzhuileshangqu。

erneixiechiguadehuachi,yezhuisuizhetamendechewangzierqule。

叮——

【xitongtishi:nvzhuduinanzhuhaogandu-10,nannvzhumuqianganqingzhi:70,suzhuhuodejifen300】

**!

ganqingzhizheimekuaijiujianglema?

tabenlaihaiyiwei,zheiliangrendeganqingzhiyijingdaole80,kuaiyaomangele,yinggaihennanchaisancaidui。

没想到,如此脆弱!

genbenjiushisuliaoaiqing,shuopojiupoa。

zheiyangyilai,tadaoshigengyouxinxinle。

叮——

【xitongtishi,faxianwofangnanpei,suzhuzuohaozhunbei,suzhuqingzuohaozhunbei!!!】

我方男配?

顾琛?

xueyuanwai,linyindao,yiliangheisedelaosilaisitingkaozaibianshang。

sijidakaichemen,yuqigongjing:“zongcai。”

xiuzhangweiandeshenxingcongcheshangxialai,shenzheyixijiancaiwanmeidegaodingxizhuang。

yanqiandenanren,jianmeixingmu、bochunqiaobi,wuguanjingzhijuelun,wanrutianzuozhiwu,lengmodemianrongbolanbujing,zhoushendoutouzheyinchendeqichang。

ciren,jiushigushijituanzongcai,guchen,yeshishuzhongnanzhudeqinshushu。

我天,这男人好帅!

muxiyazuixihuanchengshuwenzhongdedashu,yanqianzheigenanren,wulunshizhangxianghaishiqichang,douwanfenfuhetadeshenmei。

zhibuguo,yuanshuzhongduiguchenzheigerenwu,miaoxiedebingbuduo,suoyi,tayebutaishenrulejiezheigeren。

【suzhu,buyaofangguozheigehaojihui,chongya!】

yankanzheguchen,jiuchaozhetasuozaidefangxiangerlai,muxiyayouxiejinzhang,shenshoufulefuzijide**lang,duitaansongyigeqiubo。

先打个招呼!

sheizhi,guchenhuangruoweijian,kandoumeikantayiyan。

还真是个万年冰山!

“xitong,woxuyaobangzhu。”muxiyachuyandao。

【bangyici,300jifen】

沐汐雅:“……”

真是个黑店!

buguo,yankanzheguchenyuelaiyuejin,muxiyayezhihaoxiandayinglexialai:“haoba,300jiu300haole。”

叮——

【kouchu300jifen,kaiqixitongfuzhumoshi】

“weiweiwei,niganma……”

muxiyahaimeishuowan,turanxiangshibeirentuileyiba,zhenghao,guchenyingmianerlai,tajiuwangguchenhuailidaoqu,ruanmianmiande。

tianna,zheishiyaobizhetapengcima?

这是什么狗屁辅助!

guchenkanzheyanqiantouhuaisongbaodenvren,mianluyisizenge,bolanbujingdishankaile。

咚!

xiayimiao,muxiyaguangrongdigendadilailegeqinmijiechu。

“啊……”

叮——

【guchenhaogandu-10,muqiannanpeihaogandu:-10】

我勒个擦!

muxiyaxiangmaniangdechongdongdouyoule:“xitong,nishilaibangdaomangdema?”

shuaidezheimelangbeibushuo,haoganduhaidiele。

tapaqilaideshihou,bingshanzongcaiyijingbujianzongyingle。

zheibushiyigehaodekaitou!

【e……baoqian,ganggangchunshushiwu】

“bieshuole,haiwojifen!”tazuixintengde,haishiganggangkouchude300jifen。

zheigenaocanxitong,nandaobuzhidao,xunchangdezongcai,zuitaoyanzheizhongzhijietouhuaisongbaodenvrenma?

【e,buhaoyisi,suzhu,kouchudejifenjiuwufazaifanhaile】

坑爹啊!

【huozhe,xitongkeyizaiweisuzhutigongyicibangzhu,yizuobuchang?】

xitongdeyuqi,manmandedoushiqiushengyu。

xianglexiang,muxiyakaikoudao:“neinigaosuwo,guyanchexianzaizaina?”

tahaishixianwanchengzhixianrenwu,xianjiaohuanglenanzhugennvzhudebiaobaiba。

zhiyuguchen,neigenanrenshizaitainanduifule,yihouzaimanmanshuoba。

叮——

【xitongweininsousuoguyanchedeweizhi:xueyuanpangbiandexiaojiuba】

酒吧?

zheigezhongerbing,zhenshijingbuxuehao!

……

kissjiuba,denghongjiulv,feifanyingtian,wuchizhongniudongdeshenqu,siyiersatuo。

muxiyazhishenchuansuoguoqu,zhaodaolejiaoluochuyizuobatai,neishihuangjiaguizuxueshengjingchangguanggudebatai。

sheizhidao,tahaiweizoujin,jiujianlianggeshiqibasuideshaonian,zaibataibianganqijialaile。

其中一个是顾言澈。

erbaisusuzexinjiwanfendizaiyibianquanjia:“che,feng,nimenbuyaozaidale,nimenbuyaozaidale!”

叮——

【xitongtishijuqing:baisusuwuhuileguyanche,quzhaoluofeng,yejiushibenshudenaneranwei,liangrenqinmijiechu,beiguyanchekanjianle,gentadadachushou】

“额……”

luofengzheigemingzi,tashiyouyinxiangde。

shiyuanshuzhongdenaner,huangjiaguizuxueyuanxueshengzhiyi。

yikaishi,luofenggenguyancheshihaoxiongdi,zhidaonvzhubaisusudechuxian,liangrendouaishanglezheigedanchunyoushangjindenvhaizi,guanxijiubiandeyuelaiyueweimiaole。

wenzhongdeluofeng,wenwenerya,momoshouhunvzhu,shinvzhudezuihaobeitaizhiyi。

ruguoshuo,guyancheshibaisusudeshouhuqishi,neiluofengjiushinvzhudebaimawangzi。

【keke,suzhu,kuailajiaa,zheikeshiniweilaizhier,bieyihuidachurenminglaile】

未来侄儿……

suirantabingbuxiangrenzheigeshazhier,danzijidejihuahaidejixujinxinga!

yushi,muxiyadashengdao:“xingle,doujijiezhushou!”

raner,liangrenhaishiniudazaiyiqi,niyiquanwoyiquan,doubukenshanbaganxiu。

“feng,nimingzhisusushiwodenvren,weishenmehaiyaojiyuta,weishenme?”

“che,susuyouxuanzedequanli,womenyinggaigongpingjingzheng,zheiduisusucaigongping!”

“hao,neiwojiuxiandasini!”

jiantamendoubuting,muxiyayegubushangle,zhijiechongshangqulajia:“douzhushou!”

咚!

tabushenyiquanzazaiguyanchelianshang。

zheitiehanhan,budabuxing!

qiahaozheishi,luofengjiaodiyihua,wangshenhoudezuoyidaoqu。

“haole,haole,buyaodale,buyaozaidale!”baisusukuzhelazhuleluofeng,nuhoudao,“guyanche,nihaiyaohunaodaoshenmeshihouqu?”

“susu,buyaoshengqi。”luofengwenrouxiyudianweibaisusu。

baisusuzhijiekaozaitajiantoushang,kuleqilai。

zheihuamianluoruguyancheyanzhong,xiangshijitachilezhayaoyiban:“baisusu,nixinlideneigeren,daodishiwohaishita?”

baisusuhongzheyankuang,biankaozheluofeng,bianchuchukeliandao:“che,wogenfengshiqingbaide,weishenmedougennishuole,nijiushibuxinni?womenzhishiputongpengyoueryia!”

“meicuo。”luofengyejiechadao,“che,wogensusuzhijianyizhihenqingbai,nibuyaobataxiangdeneimebukan!”

muxiyazaiyipangdangchiguaqunzhong,zhichaxiaochulesheng。

zheixiaobailian,kezhenlihai。

“haoa。”guyancheqijibaihuaidao,“baisusu,wojintianjinilianggexuanze,nishixuanwo,haishixuannizheigepengyou?”

muxiyaxiaoshengtucaodao:“yibanbushiwennaner,shixuantahaishixuanxiongdima?”

zheitiehanhan,haoxianghaibuzouxunchangluni。

“che!”baisusuhongzheyanjingdao,“nizenmezheimewuliqunao?nishiwoxihuanderen,fengshiwodehaopengyou,buguanshishei,wodoubuxiangshiqu!”

yanranyifuxiaobailiandekouwen。

“hao,neinijiugun!”guyanchekuaiyaoqizhale。

“heng。”baisusuyedushangqile,“feng,womenzou!”

shuoba,lazheluofengzhuanshenlikaile。

“susu,nihuilai,nijiwohuilai!”guyanchexiangquzhui,quebeimuxiyalazhule。

“老弟,别追了!”

“fangkaiwo,nibielanzhewo,bielanzhewo……”

啪!

muxiyaerhuameishuo,yierguanglunleguoqu。

“这下冷静了吗?”