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还这副打扮！
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wuziliderendourenbuzhudouledou。qingloudeguniang，shuohuayuqiyebuzhiyuzheimerangrenrouma。
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talaipiao，jiujinletadewuzi，duoqiao？
猿粪呐！
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talaipiaoheyudaota，youguanxima？
“a，bushi！”churuoyanlianmanggaikou，taohaodexiao，“wojintiankeshiqiangdaohuakui！gongziruoshiyouxingqu，jiusongjigongzi，neiniuerzhangde……zeze，dangzhenshiqingguoqingcheng，chenyuluoyan，biyuexiuhua，huarongyuemao！”yixiaziyexiangbudaobiedeci。
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“songwo？”shaonianlengxiao，“kewaitouzenmeshuonichibawangcanni？niyaosongjiye，dangyeshishenme？”
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