第4章 你脱了爷的裤子

妖孽!

churuoyandexiaoxingantudeyitiao,xinlianma。henkuaiwendingxinshen,yegenzhemiyan,manmanshangqianyibu,shenshizhigouzhushaoniandeyijinxiangzijimianqianqingdai,qianxiaomeisheng:“kanlaigongzihenhuifushiren?buruwomendaolijian,yiyichangshi!”

cunbuburang,zhenfengxiangdui,xiaodexiaozhang,youshiwukong,diaoxiyiweishizu。

yadeganjinqu,tanaodaizhaixialaijitadangdengzizuo!

guoran,shaoniandemouseyishen,lenglengxiangtazhushi,buzaishuohua。

zheigeshihou,jiutingmenwaisuicongyouzaihuidao:“ye,chudoutongderensoushangerloule!”

很快就到三楼!

shaonianlianseweichen,tuihouyibujiangchuruoyandezhuazihuikai,xiangsuiconglengshengmingdao:“chuzhiganjingyixie!”

“gongzi!”budengsuicongdaying,churuoyanqiangzhekaikou,genshangyibu,“cikeniyaoshawo,biranhuiliuxiahenji,pabunengzoudeganjing!yaodaiwozou,yebuguoduogeleizhui!burunifangwoyima,wotinijiangchudoutongyinkai,niwoliangbukuiqian,ruhe?”shentaiyixiazibiandeyansu,bianliandesudu,rangrentanweiguanzhi。

“liangbukuiqian?”shaonianqingheng。

你脱了爷的裤子!

nihaizhualeguniangdexiongni!

楚若烟翻白眼。

liangrenzhengzaidayanshenzhan,jiutingmenwaisuicongcuidao:“ye,laibujile!”

“haoba!”shaonianyaoya,dishengdao,“bunengrangchudoutongtuibing,niyiyangtaobudiao!”shuowanxiangsuicongshiyi,mingtadaichuruoyanchuqu。

churuoyantiaomei,daotuiliangbu,zhuanshendeshunjian,haibuwangpaoxiayiju:“gongzi,houhuiyouqi!”genzhesuicongchumen。

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genghekuang,tashenshangdeyishangsuiranputong,keneiyishenhuaguizhiqiyandouyanbuzhu,kongpabuguanfangna,dousuandeshangyihaorenwu!

总还有机会遇上!

“houhuiyouqi!”shaoniangougouchunjiao,qinghuiyiju。

zheiyangdiaozuanguguai、dandawangweideyatou,ziranbushixunchangrenjiayangdechulaide,rihoutayaozaishangjingchenglizhangzhuxiaqu,xiangbihaihuizaijian!

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“shineixiaozi!”laobaoziyanjian,yiyanqiaojian,zhizhetajianshengdajiao。

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nazhidaotakuai,yourenbitahaikuai,qingserenyingweishan,yigandaotashenhou,shenshouzhuazhutayizhijiaohuai,shunshouxianglijidiu。

churuoyanshenbuyouji,beitayibapaohui,bankongyigedaofan,wenwenluodi。

fangfoganggangkandaoshenchuanqingseguanfudenanzi,churuoyanmashangluchuyilianjingxi,xiaozhehuishouzhaohu:“hai,yuanlaishichudaren,xinghuixinghui!niyelaipiaoa?”yuqizirandexiangshidangzhenouyu,gangcaideyimuzhishipangrendehuanjue。

churuofanyoushihaoqiyoushihaoxiao,lianshangqueshengsebudong,shangqianjibu,yibajiangtalinqilai,dandao:“chumouzawuchanshen,meiyouzheigeyaxing!”helingchebing,tizhetaxiangmenwaizou。

“wuqu!”churuoyanpiechun,yebukangju,zuiliquedao,“shima?neikedangzhenshikexi,xiaodijinriduolehuakui,haimeiyoushuiguo……”

hushuobadaoshengzhong,yibeichuruofanlinchudamen,yibapaojincheli。