第1章

“美哉美哉~”

“shangkenlao,xiakenxiao,laogonghaianshijishenghuofeiderizizhendetaimeihaole~”

zuoweiquanjiaweiyiyigebuxuyaozhenggongfenderen,tangpingpingjintianyoushiyijueshuidaoziranxing。

suanlesuanrizi,zheigeyuedeshenghuofeiyinggaiyeshizheiliangtianjidaole。

tangpingpinghengzhexiaoqudakaizaotaishanggaizhedezaofan,duandaoyuanzilizuoxiameizizideganfan。

zaiwuziduanque,henduorenlianchidouchibubaode1968nian,tangpingpingdezaofanshiyiwanyibanrenfengnianguojiecainengchideshangdelachangzhengfan。

lachangbeijingzhandedaogongqiedeboruchanyi,shangmianhaigaizheyigehebaodan,shitangpingpingzuixihuanchidetangxindan。

“嗷呜!”

tangpingpingyaoleyidakouhebaodan,ganjuejiuzheiyangchiyoudianganba,yaozhekuaizizhengzhaleyihui。

tagougousuisuidetantoukanleyixiajialiyoumeiyouren,quedingqitarendoubuzaijiahou,tafangxiawankuaizoujinleqizhongyigefangjian。

zoujinfangjian,kaoqiangdeweizhishiyigelaoshidedayiju,jumendetongsuozaiyangguangxiashanzheguang,jushenshangdehongqisuiyouxiebanbo,querengtouzhexiqing。

yijupangbianshiyizhangkuandadediaohuachuang,zhanjuledabangekongjian。

chuangzhangshilandibaihuadetubu,ganjingzhengjie。chuangshangdemianbeihoushi,beimianshizijiazhidecubu,huaseposuquetouzhewenxin。

chuangbiandexiaojuzishang,fangzheyizhanbolizhaodemeiyoudeng,pangbianhaiyouyimianxiaoyuanjingziheyibashuzi,yijiyibamuzhidewanju**。

qiangbishangguazheyifulingxiudehuaxiang,huaxiangxiafangyoushiyigexiaojuzi,xiaojuzishangmianbaimanlehanbuchumingzideyehua。

ertangpingpingdemubiao,jiushineiyiduixiaoyehua——xiamiandemairujing!

tangpingpingxiaoxinyiyidebahuanakai,waleliangshaomairujing,zhengzhunbeibadongxifuweideshihou,shenhouturanchuanlailefennudehenghengsheng。

“hengheng!wanwanzhuadaodalaoshule!mamajiushidalaoshu!”

唐萍萍:!!!

tangpingpingxinxudezhuanshen,jiukandaoshenhouzhanzhelianggexiaomengwa。

santoushengaodexiaonvhaizhengqigugudechazheyao,butingde‘henghengheng’。

bixiaonvhaigaobangetoudexiaonanhai,zhengshuangshoubaoxiongyeyudezhunbeikantangpingpingderenao。

tangpingpingzaizhuanshendeshihou,jiuyijingxiayishidebashoushangdebeizizangzaileshenhou。

tachuisizhengzhadeqitujiaobian:“wanwan~nizenmenengshuomamashidalaoshuni?nizheiyangmamahuihenshangxinde~”

“mamazhibuguoshixiangkanyixia,nimenyoumeiyougaihaomairujing,wanwanzheiyangshuomama,mamahaonanguoya,wuwuwu~”

weilebizhenyixie,tangpingpingshuowanjiujiakuqilaile。

yibianwulianjiakuyibianhaiqiao**dequkanshenwandebiaoqing。

dengtafaxianshenwanwanquanbuweisuodong,yijiuqigugudeshihou,tangpingpingjiuzhidaohuaicaile,zheiyizhaohaoxiangyijingshixiaole。

“haoba,mamaqueshishinalewanwanyidiandianmairujing,danmamashizhunbeipaohaojiwanwanhuijiahede。”

“wanwanxianzaiquehuaiyimamatouhe,mamazhendetaishangxinle,wuwuwu~”

shenwantingdaotangpingpingzheiyangshuo,turanjiujuedezijitaibuyinggaile,mamaxiangyaojitapaomairujing,tazenmenenghuaiyimamatouheni?

yankanzheshenwanzhendexinle,bingqiexiaoshoudoufanglexialai。

shenruiyanzhuziyizhuan,jiujitangpingpingbuleyidao:“mama,nikuqilaizenmemeiyouyanleiya?”

“zheigeshibushijiushinainaishuode,guangdaleibuxiayu,shizaijiakubotongqinga?”

“erqiemamanishuoshijimeimeipaodemairujing,weishenmeyongdeshinizijidebeiziya?”

对哦!

shenwanmaizhexiaoroutuicoujinkanlekan,faxiantangpingpingshoushangdebeizijiushitazijide!

“mama!niyoupianwanwan!wanwanzheicizhendeshengqila!heng!”

shenwanxiangxueshenruishuangshoubaoxiong,danshiyoubuhui,zhinengqihuhudezaiyuandizhiduojiao。

tangpingpingjiuzhidaoshenruizheixiaozijichou,tabujiushibuxiaoxinbatademu**guahualema,zhiyuma?

“wanwan~mamadehaowanwan~”

“mamademairujinghewanle,caixiangzhejiewanwandelaiheyixiaxiama~”

“mamabaozheng,dengbabajileqianhepiaohuijia,mamajiuduojiwanwanmaibanjindabaitu!”

“wanwanzheicijiuxianyuanliangmama,haobuhaoya?”

tangpingpingbaozheshenwanbutingdecengcengta,duiyuzijihehaizisajiao,meiyoubandianbuhaoyisi。

shenwankanlekanshenrui,xiangyaoxunqiugegedeyijian。

tangpingpingyikanshenruiyanzhuziyoukaishizhuanle,limabaozheng:“ruirui!mamaxiacijibabaxiexin,rangtayongzidanqiaojinipinyiba**,xingbuxing?!”

tazhendeshipaleshenruile,zheihaizishadouhao,jiushitaicongmingle。

caisansuiduodexiaopihai,guizhuyiduodebuxing,haiyisiguomubuwang,yidianbuhaohuyou!

shenruizheicaifangxiashuangshou,zouguoqulazheshenwan:“meimei,neinizheicijiuyuanliangmamaba。”

“嗯嗯!”

shenwanyonglidedianleliangxiatou,zhenggerendougenzhehuanghuangyouyoude,shenruilianmangqujiezhuta。

jieguotaxiaokanleshenwandedunwei,lianggerendoudiedaozaidishangle。

zhengdangtangpingpingheshenruizhunbeikanyixia,shenwanyoumeiyoushuaishangdeshihou,shenwandongle。

“yi?zheishishenmeya?”

tangpingpingheshenruiduishiyiyan,zheigeqingjietamenshu!

meicishenwan‘yi’deshihou,kendinghuichuxianhaodongxi!

“xiaowanwan~mamadexiaobaobei~zheiciniyoufaxianleshenmeya?”

shenwanbashouwangqianmosuoleyixia,ranhoujuqishoujitamenkan:“mamakan~zheiliyougehuangsededashitou~”

kanzheshenwanshoulide‘dashitou’,tangpingpingjingdaile!

zheinalishidashitoua!zheifenmingshijintiaoya!

shenyuntingbushishuotamenjiasandaidoushipinnongma?!

zenmedilihaimaizhejintiaoni?!

不,不对!

zheigefangzizhiqianzhude,haoxiangshidizhuba?

“wanwan,zheigedashitoujimamaba,nihegegeyidingbunenggaosubieren,nimenjiandaoledashitou,zhidaoma?”

“zhidao~yaobaomi~buranwanwanjiuchibudaotangtangherouroule~”

“meicuo~womenwanwankezhencongming!”

tangpingpinglazhelianggexiaohaichuleyuanzi,zhengzhunbeirangtamenbafeng,tajinquwayiwa,kanyixiadilihaiyoumeiyoujintiao。

jiutingdaowaimianchuanlaileguangbosheng。

“huangshulan、tangpingpingqingzhuyi!huangshulan、tangpingpingqingzhuyi!buduidalaidianhua,qingnimenjinkuaidaodaduijietingdianhua!”

“黄淑兰...”

tingdaoguangboshuobuduiyoudianhuaguolai,tangpingpingmeitouyizhou,youyizhongbutaihaodeyugan。