“xiaopengyoushentijiankang，zhibuguobijiaopianpang，jiazhangkeyishidangderangxiaohaijianyixiafei。”yishengnazheqinzhaozhaodetijianbaogaokanzheshuodao。
yigemianrongjunlangdenanzi，kanshangqucaisanshikaitou，tahuaibaozheyigefendiaoyuzhuodexiaonvhaier。
qinyankanzhezigehuailidenver，3suideqinzhaozhaozhangzheyizhangyuandududexiaolian，lianjiashangfangfoshengmanlezhinenyuchunzhen，rangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaonieyinie。
tadexiabachuhaidiezhecengcengrourou，xingchenglekeaideshuangxiaba，weitadezhinenlianpangzengtianlejifenhantaikeju。yishuangmengdongdedayanjingbutingdisichuzhangwangzhe，duizhouweideyiqiedouchongmanlehaoqi。
youweiyinrenzhumudeshitatoushangzhazhedelianggexiaoqiaodejiujiu，suizhetadedongzuoqingqingyaohuang，weizheizhinendelianpangzengtianlejifenlingdongyuqiaopi。
qinzhaozhaomolemozijidexiaodudu，cishitadexiaoduduyijingxiangtafaqilefankang，“baba，woyaohenainai。”
qinyankanzhezijizheigepangchengmeiqiguandeguinv，sihudoumeiyouyishidaorenjiayishengshuodeneigerenjiushita。
qinyanbujindenieleniemeixin，weizijiaguinvdezhishanggandaohuaiyi。
“zailaiyiyuandelushangnikeshedeyijinghelenaide。”zheimekuaijiuele，qinyankanzhenverneishuangxiaba，xianrulechensi……
kanlaitadequeshigaijianfeile。
“keshibabawomenzaichecheshanghenainai，daoxianzaiyijinghaojiuhaojiuleya。”xiaozhaozhaoshuzhetadexiaoshouzhishenzhidoushubuqingchu，shubuqingchudetayemeiyouweinanziji，zhijiebushule。
“huicheshangjiujinihenai。”kanzhezheigeguinvneimexiao，neimekeai，tayeyansubuqilaile，zhinengrenmingdejiangtabaoleqilai，nazhetadetijianbaogaojiuzoule。
“haowahaowa!”yitingdaoyounainaihe，xiaozhaozhaoxingfendepaiqiletafeidududexiaoshou。
qinyankanzhezigeerzheigemeiyoubozideguinv，buyoudezuijiaoyigou，shoubuzijuedemoleyixiatadebozi。
“baba，nibuyaomowodeboji。”
波吉？这什么东西？
是脖子吧。
qinyanwunaizhinengrenmingdebaozhezijideqinguinvshangleche。
daolecheshang，xiaozhaozhaoyoulimazhanshangletadefuqin，liangzhifeidududeshoujiuzheiyangbaozheqinyandebozi，“baba，henainai。”
xiaozhaozhaogangshuowan，litezhujiunazhechonghaodenaipingdidaolexiaozhaozhaomianqian，“xiao**niyaohedenainai。”
litezhumingjiaoliwenjie，haiguizhihoujiujinleqinshijituanli，houlaimanmandecaichengweileqinzongdetezhu。
yuanyiweitahuixiangxiaoshuozhongneixietezhuyiyang，weitajiazongcaideaiqingtianzhuanjiawa，ranerwanwanmeixiangdaotajiazongcaihefurenshicongxiaoqingmeizhuma，daxuebiyezhihoujiuzhijielingzhengjiehunle，meiyoutadeyongwuzhidi。
zheijianzhijiushifeiyisuosi，tajiazongcaibuyinggaihaiyougeaierbudedebaiyueguang，ranhoubaiyueguangchuguozongcaihefurenxiangshi，ranhouzongcaijianjiandefaxianzijixihuandefuren。
zheigeshihoubaiyueguangchuguohuilai，youshigezhongwuxianxianhai，bafurennvedetiwuwanfu，zuihoufurenshangxinyujue，likailezheigeshangxindi。
faxianfurenlikaizhihou，zongcaishangxinbuyi，fajuetazuiaideshifuren，zhihoukaiqizhuijihuozangchang。
weishenmezhenggeqingjiefazhanbutong，tajiazongcaizhijiedaxuebiyejiuhefurenjiehunle，neixienvefuren，nvetajiazongcaideqingjiedoumeiyou，rangtazheigetezhuhaowuyongwuzhidi。
tameitianzhinengkubideshangban，yidiandoubuxiangxiaoshuoqingjieyiyang，buguanzenmeshuo，tazheigezongcaitebiefuhenanzhudeqizhia，youshuaiqiduojin，nianqingyouwei，shenjiaqianyi，jiuzheishenfenjiutebiefuhenanzhuqizhi，kexile，xianshishibunengdangchengxiaoshuode。
xiaozhaozhaobuzhidaolitezhuxiangleneimeduo，jiujieguonaiping，ranhouchongzhelitezhuluchuyigetiantiandexiaorong，“xiexielishushu!”
litezhu:shushu？shishushuba。
xiao**xianzaiyahaimeizhangqi，kouchibuqinghaishinenglijiede，genghekuang**zhangdezheimedekeai，zheiyebushishenmedabuledewenti。
kanzhexiao**neirufendiaoyuzhuobanfeidududexiaoliandan，litezhuxinzhongdexiaizhiqingruchaoshuibanxiongyong，renbuzhuxiangyaoqiashangyiba。
gangxiangshenshouqufumoyixiaxiao**dexiaoliandan，turanjianganyingdaozigeshangsineifangfoyaosharenbandelingliyanshen，litezhuruchudianbanhuiguoshenlai，jimangzhizhileneizhirutongtuojiangyemabanzuoluandeshou。
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李特助:……
sishou，shenmedoumozhihuihaileni!