“jiushihenitongguiyujin，laoniangyebuhuituoxiede。”
tajingliguomoshitaowang，jishimeitianweijisifu，yemeipaguo，jishizuizhongwufataochushengtian，tadoumeiyoubaibaidengsi，ershiheshangbaijusangshitongguiyujin。
xiaoxiaoxitong，tahaimeizaipade。
xitongsihuganshoudaotadexiangfa，dianliukaishimanmanbianxiao，paochuyouer。
“suzhu，zhiyaoniguaiguaitingwodezhishi，anjuqingzou，wokeyisongnihuiyuanlaideshijiequ。”
“不需要。”
suruweirenbuzhufanbaiyan，shazicaihuixianghuidaoneigeweijisifu，ziyuanduanquedemoshi。
“滋滋滋……”
xitongjiantaruanyingbuchi，dunshiqiji，dianliukaishimanmanjiada。
suruweixiangdeledianxianyiban，tongdequanshenfadou，zhenggerentangzaidishang，renyouyigugudianliuchuanbianquanshen，xujiudianliumeile，tazaoyimantoudahan，danquemeiyouganjuedaorenhebushi。
xinliyouxieqiguai，gangcaineigedianliuzuiqimadeyousansishihaoanba！weishenmebeidianleguohou，huihaofawushang？shizaishitaiqiguaile！
suruweizhuomoleyihui，turanhahadaxiaoqilai。
ruguotameicaicuodehua，xitongyinggaimeiyouboduotadeshengmingdequanli，zhiyaotakangzhudianji，zheipowanyierjiunatameiyoubanfa。
“a！tashifenglema？haishideleshenmedabing？”
“si，nibuyaomingle，tashininengyilundema？”
“e，wowangjile，buguozheilizenmeturanzheimechou？ou～”
“呕”
“呕”
“yousilaoshudeweidao！”
“太臭了～呕～”
zhengjianjianyuderendoufuzheqiang，kaishiganouqilai。
suruweibizidonglejixia，chouweijingranshicongzijishenshangfachulaide，pingjingwubodelianshangshunjianguilie。
tazenmehuituranbiandezheimechou？
haoxiangshigangcaibeixitongdianleguohou，caibianchoude。
hanmeigan，shoubeisuiyiyicuo，yitiaoheisedecumiantiaoheranchuxianzaishoushang。
suruweizhenggerendoubuhaole，zheidaodishizenmehuishi？
tazenmeturanbiandezheimezang？
“dididi，suzhu，zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua，guaiguaibadinghunxinwuhaijinanzhu，guaiguairenzui，wokeyibangnijiangshenshangdechouweiqingchu。”
suruweiquantouyingle，made，zheigexitongdaodizangzainali？tayaorangtabianchengfeitie。
“xitong，nishibushibeirenanzhuangleshenmenaocanxinpiana？”
suruweiyaoyaqiechi，xizhangdeyanjingdaizhexionghendeguang。
duimiandeneixiefanren，buzijuediyouwanghounuolenuo。
aiya，duimianzheigepangnvren，yuelaiyuekongbule。
“zizizi……suzhu，nibuwenming，bieyiweiwotingbuchulai，nizaimawo，wobushinaocan，wokeshishijieshangzuicongmingdetongzi。”
苏如微冷笑。
“renzuijiudechihuashengmi，nizheishirangwoqusongsi，weilechugechouweibuyaoming？zhengchangrensheihuizheimegan？**。”
“zizizi……niyoumawo，suzhu，niyaorenming，yinideshencai，rongmao，mingsheng，shenglaijiushidangpaohui，nvpeideming，nizhiyaoshunyingtianming，cainengtuotaizhuanshihuangehaomingge，dongma？”
“womingyouwobuyoutian，zhaonizheimeshuo，zaizheigeluohoudeniandai，nizheizhongdaofantiangangdexianjinyilei，jiubuyinggaichuxianzaizheili，nizenmebuziran？yuhuozhongshengtingshuoguomei？nishishikan，zhibudingnibuyongtuotai，jiunengqushenmegaodengdexingjishijieleni？”
系统……
“滋滋滋……”
suruweipiepiezui，tingzheiduanduanxuxudishengyin，zheiwanyieryinggaishiduanlule。
guolexujiu，xitongdeshengyincaihuifuzhengchang，paochuyouer。
“suzhu，zhiyaoniguaiguaianjuqingzou，wokeyibangniwanchengsangeyuanwang。”
苏如微转动眼珠。
“woshenmedoubuzhidaozenmedayingni？nilaoshuoshenmeanjuqingzou，anjuqingzou，daodishishenmejuqing？jiwokankan？kanwanle，wocainengjuedingyaobuyaodayingni。”
“zizizi……keyirangnikanyibufen，nixianzaisuozaideshijieshiyibenjiao《zhongshengqiling，wodezibenjiada**》deshuli，nizailimianshiyigeedupaohuinvpeidejiaose……”
nvzhuyeqingyaozushangyiqianshikaiqianzhuangde，zhongshengqiantajiabeidashangzibenjiadeluoyin，suizhejiarenbeixiafangdaoniupeng，yinweishenghuotaiku，meiduojiu，tajiujiajilesuruweideergesubowu，hunhoutaguozhelianchaohuangtubeichaotianderizi。
tajuedezijiderenshenghenbuxing，nanrenyidiandoubuzunzhongta，batadangchengbaomuhexieyugongju，pojiarenduitadechujingshiruowudu，tebieshisuruweizheigexiaoguzi，henqiaobushangta，jingchangwakuta，yinweichengfenwenti，tajiuxiangyitiaozhenbanshangdeyu，buganfankang，renyousujiarenqifu。
tahentongku，hehunqiantianchadibiedeshenghuo，rangtazhixi，jishishenglelianggehaizi，tahaishiwufacongbeishanglizouchulai，rendouyiyule，kepojiarenquexianqitajiaoqing，bushedehuaqianrangtashangyiyuanjiuyi，haiyizhiyazhata，shihuantaganhuo。
renyoutazheiduomeilidemeiguihuamanmankuwei，houlaitazishale，sideshihounianjinsanshibasui。
zhongshenghou，weilebaituoqianshidemingyun，tatiqianhefumuduanjueleguanxi，nazoulejialidedabufenjixu，baomingxiaxiangle，tiqianlaidaolehongmeigongshe，xinmeicun，zheigeqianshirangtatongkudedifang。
weishenmehaiyaolaizheini？yinweitashilaizhaoshijinianhou，shangguodianshi，neigezhangxiangyingjun，zaifubusibangshangyoumingdenanren～haiwanxin。
也就是本书的男主。
jiexialaideneirong，xitongbujikan，suruweitiaoletiaomei，yemeiyouxiangkanxiaqudeyuwang。
temedi，bujiushiyigegaobuqingxianshi，chibulekudejiaoqingnvma？
zongjieyixiajiushi：zhongshenghou，nvzhuxiangzhaogeyouqianlaogongdegushi。
“pingpingwuqi，meiyourengemeili，xitong，wojianyinihuangenvzhu，biruwo，wokeyijianfeinixi……”
“buxing，renjiaxiaoshuoyijingwanjiele，bunenggenggai，nixianzaideanjuqingzoucaixing。”
“chi～chilibutaohaodeshiqingwoshibuhuizuode，sangeyuanwang？nichongshenmedagejiwohuabing，woyaoshisile，nijiushibangwowanchengyibaigeyuanwangyemeiyonga！”
jiaoyitanbeng，xitongyishijianxianruchenmo，suruweiyouxiewuliao，takanxiangduimiandejigebeixundefanbaiyandenvren。
“nengbeiguanjinlaizheilide，doubushiyibanren，geweitongzhi，nimenshizenmejinlaide？nengfoushuoshuo？”
duimiandejigenvrenduishiyiyan，genanchunside，duosuozhepaipaizhan，xiangxiaoxueshengyiyang，kaishizhanzhanjingjingdihuibaozijide“guanghuishiji”。
guochunlian：“wojiangpopodetuidazhele，wobu，buxiao，wonanren，bu，buyaowole，wuwu……wo，wobushiguyide，sheijiaotatiantianxianggedizhulaocaiyiyangyazhawo，haixiangmaiwoguinv～wuwu……”
suruweixiongshenesha：“bizui，zuodedui，weishenmeku？zheixiegonganganmazhuani，zhenshimeitianlile～”
“wo，wodangjiadelaozaiwaimianwannvren，hairangworanshanglebuhaodebing，wobatadejjjijianle……”
suruweiliansewenhelejifen：“ng，gandepiaoliang，zhenshidakuairenxin，duile，neiwanyier，niquedingzhendejianduan？huibuhuijieshangle？”
*****
haiwanxinxingshileilifengxing，youyutashisuruweizheigexianyifandeweihunfu，haishisizhedetangdi，suoyizheigeanzitadebixian，dantazhaolailezijideshifulixianfajieshoucian。
“shifu，zheigeanziyouzhuduoyidian，woyoudebixian，zhinengxinkuninlaorenjiale。”
“嗯，放心吧！”
lixianfagenhaiwanxinyiyang，doushizhenchabingchushen，chaankeshiyibahaoshou，tajieshouzheigeanzi，haiwanxinfeichangfangxin。
shibuyichi，lixianfadaizhezhenshangweiyidefayihejigetongshi，kuaisuqianwangxinmeicun，jiuxiangchenzhesizhemeixiazang，yangeshi……