“dingdong，xitongbanfarenwu，qingsuzhulvxingyueding，anjuqingzouxiang，jiangdinghunxinwuhaijinanzhu。”
“嗤”
suruweichixiaoyisheng，buyongtashuotayehuihaijirenjiadehaoma？
qiangniudeguabutian，tayaoshibulaituihun，tadouyaoxiangfangshefatuidiao。
xitongyouxiemazhuale，zheisuzhushishenmeyisi？nandaoyouxiangjujuewanchengrenwu？
“zizizi……suzhu，ruguoniwanchengzheigerenwu，xitongkeyijiangliniyikejianfeiyao，zheikejianfeiyao，keyirangnizaisangeyueneibianchengquxianwanmeidenvren。”
苏如微眼珠子一转。
“huanyigejiangli，jiangefeieryi，wozijijiunengjianxialai。”
tayixianghenyouyili，qianshi，weilehuoming，tatiantianduanlianshenti，tiantiandouyaojiangshentidiaozhengdaozuijiazhuangtai。
jianfeizaitazheili，jiuxiandefeichangxiaoerkele，kaobieren，kaoxitong，haiburukanziji，tasuruweiconglaibuhuibaxiwangfangzaibierenshenshang。
“zizizi……meirongyaoyike，zheikemeirongyaokeyijiangnidesantingwuyan，bilidiaozhengdaozuiwanmeidezhuangtai，dengnijianfeihoujiunengbiandefeichanghaokanle。”
呵，等级高了。
“换一个。”
meirongyaobujiushizhengrongma？houshihenduonvren，yeshitongguowanmeidesantingwuyanbililaizhengrongde，kanzhejiuxiangtongyigongchangjiagongchulaide，meiyouyidianzijidetese，erqiesheizhidao，zheikemeirongyaoyoumeiyoushixiao？youmeiyoufuzuoyong？yaoshixitongliyongzheikemeirongyaojitawakeng，kongzhita，zenmeban？
“zizizi……jiumingwanyike，zheijiumingwanyouqisihuishengdegongxiao，zhiyaohaiyouyikouqi，jiunengbarenjiuhuilai。”
“有没有副作用？”
“没有。”
“nimenxitonghuishuohuangma？”
“zheishijieshangzhiyouwoyigetongzi，wobuhuisahuang。”
“e，duyiwuerdeni，jiumeiyouzijideshiqingxiangganma？weiheyizhidingzheshenmejuqingzou。”
“yinweibugenzhejuqingzou，zheigeshijiejiuhuibengta。”
“qie，zheizhongpianrendeguihua，niyexin？yiwodeganzhizheijiushigezhenshideshijie，zheigeshijieliderenruxingxingyiyangduo，nideneibenxiaoshuolibuguoshiweiraozhejigereneryi，jiusuanzheijigerenquandousile，zheigeshijieyebuhuibengta，diqiuzhaoyanghuizhuan，taiyangzhaoyangmeitianshengqi。”
“zizizi……nihushuo。”
“hushuo？buxinwobangninongsinvzhushishi，bieyiweiwobuzhidao，zheiciwozaoshouwuwangzhizai，jiushitagaodegui，sixiangsuyangyouwentidezibenjiada**，nihaifeiderangtazhongshengrangsuoyourenjitaranglu，nizheishenmeweihujubendegoupishiming，jianzhihaowurenhejiazhikeyan，wojiuwenni，nizheimezuozaofushehuilema？rangwomenzuguogengjiafanrongchangshenglema？haishichuandileshenmezhenshanmeidejiazhiguanle？”
heng，cunlinengqingqingsongsongnachu500kuaiqianshoumairendeyoujige？jihumeiyouhaoba！jiushineixiecongdachengshilaidezhiqing，dabufenlianyanghuozijidoukunnan，congyuanzhudejiyili，biaomiankan，zheixiezhiqingkemeiyouyigetuhaojibiede，weiyiyouqiandejiushigangzhongshengbujiu，nazhefumudabufenjixudenvzhuyeqingyaole。
zhiyugonganweishenmechabudaotashenshang，yilaikenengyoushenmenvzhuguanghuanzuosui，erlaima，meirenzhidaotazhongshengle，bijingtacaigangxiaxiangmeiduojiu，heyuanzhumeiyouzhengmianqiguochongtu，meiyouhairendongji。
suruweizaozaikandaoneiyibufenjubenjiucaidaoshitale，zheinvrenrenweiqianshiguodebuhao，shisujiarenzaochengde，tabuzhishilaijiananzhuzheigeweilaideyouqianren，haishilaizhaosujiarenbaochoude。
“zizizi……nibuyaoshuole，nidaodihaiyaobuyaojiumingwanle？”
xitongdejixieshengbiandehenxiaosheng。
taxinxule，suruweimanyile，
“要。”
“neinixianwanchengrenwuzailaizhaowoduixian。”
dinghunxinwushiyuanshenconghaiwanxinshenshangbalaxialaide，shiyikuaijianxingzhuangdefeicuidiaozhui，zheiwanyierzaizheiniandaishibunengguangmingzhengdadeluchulaide，yuanzhurenweihaiwanxinmaoxiansuishenxiedai，duitakendinghenzhongyao，tanazhejiukeyinanietale。
suruweixunzhejiyi，congqiangjiaochukouchuyigezhangzhangdezhutong，limianzhuangzhejizhangxiaomianedeqianpiao，haiyouneikuaifeicuidiaozhui。
“haojiahuo，chengsezhenhao，zheiyaozaiguogeshilainian，doukeyimaiyitaofangle。”
buguo，zheiwanyierzaimoshi，haiburuhuangjinzhiqianni，huangjinkeyizaogezhonggaokejichanpin，zheifeicuikebuxing。
shiyongzhuyidesuruweiduizheikuaifeicuimeiyouyidiantannian，tajiangqianpiaozhongxinzangqilai，nazhefeicuidiaozhuijiuzoulechuqu。
haiwanxindamajindaodizaitangwuzuoxialaidengsuruwei，basuoyousujiarendangkongqi。
zaitakanlai，zheixiesujiaren，jiumeiyouyigezhengchangde，tayijinlaitamenjiuduitabizibushibizi，yanjingbushiyanjingde，meiyigejitahaoliande。
zheirenkantadeshihou“heng”yisheng，neirenkantadeshihoufanbaiyan，tadougaobudongtamennalaidelianzheimeduitale，mingmingshitamenzhuzhouweinve，bangzhusuruweisuanjitade，zenmedaotoulaizenmehaihaoxiangtacuole？
suruweiyousigegege，tazuixiaoshijialiweiyidenvhaizi，quanjiarendouchongzheta，zongzheta，youshenmehaochidehaohededouxianjinzheta，suoyicaihuiyuelaiyuepang，yecaihuineimemanhengbujiangli。
dangran，sujiarenshiconggenshangjiuwailede，suruweizhibuguoshiyanshenchudexiaowaizhiyaeryi。
suyeyekandaotazhuanshenjiuzou：“laoziqujisunnvzhengdangeng。”
sunainai：“jidefangzhuyou，ai，suanle，wohaishigenguoqukankanba！biexialejidan。”
sufujinbengzhelian：“haixiaozi，nikexianghaole，guolezheigecun，jiumeizheigedianle，zheiwanghouniyaoshihouhuile，woyeshibutongyide，wojiaguniangkebushirennizhaozhizelaihuizhizequdenaohuo。”
sulaoda：“ba，rangtatui，wojiameizicongmingliqidayoufuqi，kebushiwaimianneixiemeifuqi，jianzuihousai，meiyouerliangrou，zhengtianhenghengjijidenvrenkebide，rangtahouhuiqu。”
sulaoer：“dui，youfuzhinvbujiawufuzhijia，tameineigefuqiquxiaomei。”
sulaosan：“zheixinghaidejiubushihaodongxi，meizicaigangchulai，tajiupobujidailaituihunle，wuqingwuyidedongxi。”
sulaosi：“tajialibuzhiyouyigeshentibuhaodeniang，zuijinliangtianwohaitingshuotalingyanglelianggehaizi，tingshuoshizhanyouyigu，tuihunlehao，fouzewojiameizijiaguoqujiudezhijiejirendanghoumale，zuihousihoulaode，zhaoguxiaode，weitajiadangniuzuoma，caolaoersi。”
sujiasuoyourendunshikuazhangdebayanjingdengda，neiyanshenxiangdangdejingkong。
sumu：“kuai，kuairangweiweichulai，ganjinbahuntuile，wodemaya！haihaolaideji，zheihaizijiushitaidanchunle，kanrenjiazhangdehaojiushang～”
海万鑫……
zuibazhangzhanghehe，xiangyaojieshi，queyoupajiewaishengzhi，zuihouzhidewojinsuruweixiedebaozhengshuminjinchunyiyanbufa。
suruweizouchulaiwen：“wodegongzuobaozhumeiyou？”
zheiniantou，meiyougongzuojiudexiadiganhuo，buganjiushixianglezhuyi，yijubaoyigezhun。
suiranhenduorenzaibeihouyilunta，yigenvhaizidangtufu，taibiaohan，meirenganqu，danbiqixiadiganhuo，tahaishixihuanshazhude，chirouyefangbian，
海万鑫点头。
“baozhule，nimingtianjiukeyihuiqushangbanle。”
“嗯，谢谢，给。”
suruweizhangkaishouxin，haiwanxinshenshoujiuyaona，liangzhishoudoumeipengdao，qiguaideshiqingfashengle，neikuaifeicuidiaozhui，jingyirouyankejiandesudubianbaile。
“这，这……”
sulaosi：“jiade，yidingshijiade，ransede，biexiangewomen。”
suruweizhiganjueshouxinbeitangleyixia，taheleyitiaoxunsujiangfeicuidiaozhuisaijihaiwanxin。
“wei，zheigebuguanwodeshia！shinizheikuaidiaozhuiyouguguai，womenzheisuanshituihunleha！”
“怎么会这样？”
haiwanxinyouxiebengkui，tabuganzhixindikanxiangsuruwei。
pang，chou，huai，zheizhonghuosejingranshizijidemingdingzhiren。
biecheshenmegoupibuzaihuwaibiaozhizaihuneizaile，tajiushiyigeyankong，shenglixingdexihuancaishiyiduanmeihaoganqingdekaishi，erqiesuruweizheihuowaizaimeiyou，neizaigengmeiyou，jiaotazenmenengjieshou？
“退，退婚了。”
zheishenmegoupichuanjiazhibao，yikuaiposhitoueryi，yidiandoubuzhun，laozibuxiangxin。
tazhuanshen，zoudetebiekuai，hailiangqiangleyixia，luohuangertao！beiyingyexiandetebiexiaose！
sulaoda：“nandaotashebudehexiaomeituihun？”
sulaosi：“heng，kendinghouhuile，tazaiyezhaobudaozanmenmeizizheimenenggandegongjurenle。”
suruwei：“hehe，hehe～”
这么阿Q真的好吗？