“嘶……”
tangshuwenweiweiningjinmeitou，ganshoudaoleshentidetengtong，tebieshiyoushouxin、youshouzhouheyouxigai，**lade。
zuoweiwaikedafuzuizhuzhongdejiushizijideshou，buguotashigeliwai，yinweitayoujiazuchuancheng。
duia，tayoujiazuchuancheng，shentibengerbang，neizenmehuizaichafangdeshihouyinweiyikuaixiangjiaopihuadao，ranhoushiquyishi？
tangshuwenzhouzhemeitouzaixinlitucao，neishanquankongjianbuhuichuanchenglejibainianshixiaole……
haimeilaidejijiashangyuqizhuci，tangshuwenjiufaxianleyiyang，shenzidixiashicucaobupingdedimian，mingmingyiyuandedidoushiguanghuapingzhengde，zenme……
“chouniangmen，jialilaoren、haizibuzhaokan，chulaixiaguang，zhaosia。”
duojiumeiyoutingdaoguozheimezangdehuale，tangshuwenhuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，erduojieshoudaolegengduocaozadeshengyin。
“meixiangdaozheiweinvtongzhishizheiyangderen，zijichuanderenmogouyangde。”
“duia，liangrenchuandekebuxiangliangkouzi。”
“meizhunshizhiguzijideren，sheijiaxifudabanchengzheiyang，qiaoqiaotalianbaide，kendingbushigeqinkuaide。”
……
“laozizhuanlaideqiandoubeinizheichouniangmenbaiguangle，haibugenwohuijia。”
tangshuwenhuanhuanzuoqishenzi，yuanjinbushaorenweizhekanrenao，duizhezijizhizhidiandian。
rangtangshuwenjingchadeshiweiguanzhirendezhuangban，yiliuyanpo（nan）su（min）yanger。
**guotuzhishang，haiyourenxuyaochuanbudingluoluodeyifu？
“嗯……”
yiguziyunxuan，bushuyuzijidejiyifengkuangyongdong，shunjiansaimanletangshuwendenaodai。
啊！
gouxuedejuqing，zaoxindeshenfen！
tangshuwenchouchuzhezuijiao，henxiangsiyisi。
“呃！”
yizhenmanlixilai，tangshuwentoupiyijin，renshunshiqishen，huanjietoupidetengtong，ranhoubushoukongzhidehuoqizhenggeshangyong。
TMD！
竟敢薅自己头发！
tangshuwenshenshouzhuaizhulazijitoufadeshouwan，sushouyiche，toupidunshisongle。
“a——”yizhenshazhubandecanjiaoshengxilai。
tangshuwenlilelixianzaidetoufa，rushoucucaodaihuangdeyingyangbuliangfa，biyuanlaizijidexi，biyuanlaidefaliangshao，yebiyuanlaidejiyaozhangfaduan。
啊！
“wodeshouduanle！nizhei**！”
tangshuwenbazhuyilicongtoufashangzhuanyikaiquyidian，ruyanshiyizhibuzhengchangxiachuideshouwan，neiheihuangdeshouzhifenglijingranguazheyishutoufa！
beichediaodetoufafangfogengennahanzhe，qiliangdeaimingrangtangshuwenbaonu。
“worangnihaowotoufa！”tangshuwenyuanditiaoqibankongzhongzhuanshenfeiti，zhengzhongnanrenyoutaiyangxue，yijiaobarentifeichuqubanmi，kanzheduifangzaidishangtongyin，yijiubujiehen。
riyigaozhangdefajixian，yuefamingxiandefenfaxian，shihenduoxiandairenzuiwulidetong，tebieshitadetongliaomen，nanrenmanmandizhonghai，nvrenzhujianwangdaqingagefaxingkaojin。
zhiyouta，shizhongduoyishengdangzhongdefanmian，yitounongmideheizhangfa，meiniankeyisuixinsuoyudebianhuafaxinghuoshifase，zheixiedoushishanquankongjianjitadediqi。
ketayijingbushibishidetale，tahuoxuyechengleyunyunzhongshengzhongdeputongyiyuan。
zheijiannanrenjingganzaizijitoushangdongshou，shukerenshenkerenbule。
“呼！”
zhouweikanrenaoderen，zaitangshuwenkaishifanjideshihoujiubennengdewanghoutuibileliangbu。
qiaozhejiaodididenvtongzhi，dongqishou，bu，shidongqijiaolaibinanrenhaixiong。
dangranyeyouneikanbuguoyande。
“wodiqinnianglei，nizheinvwazijinggandazijinanren！”yigetoushangguozhepobutoujindezhongnianfurenzhizhetangshuwenmanliandeqianze。
“daniangzheimekanbuguoyan，neinibaojinga！”tangshuwenxieyannilezhongnianfurenyiyan，zuijiaodaizhechaofeng。
“e^，biebaojing，biebaojing，womenxiaoliangkounaozhewande。”tangzaidishangdenanrenwuzhetou，ziyaliezuizulan。
“duiadaniang，womennaozhewanni。”tangshuwendabushangqian，yijiaotizainanrendexiaotuishang。
nanrenyitunbuweiyuandian，zhijiexuanzhuanleyigezhijiao。
“啊！”
“啪啪啪……”
tangshuwenzainanzitonghuchushengdeshunjianyibazhanghuzailetalianshang，jinjiezheshizuoyoukaigong。
爽啊！
danshixiangqitoufa，“papa”shengduanduanxuxubujueyuer。
kanzheyanqianliangjiazhongqidenanzi，tangshuwenxinlideqisuanshichuleqiqibaba。
dangrangengduodeshirenle，toufadoubeichediaole，tayoujiebuhuiqu，nengzaban。
“tai，taibiaole！”zhongnianfurenhedelianlianhoutui，jiupabazhangluozaizijilianshang。
zuozaidishangdenanrenkanzhetangshuwendelian，yandishanguoyisijuyi，buguoyanjingzaikandaorenqunzhongzouguolaidezhuangshuonanzihou，yisaozhiqiandetuiran，zhanqishenzhizhetangshuwenkaima。
“dage，nilaile，wobeizheichouniangmendale。”
“zijidexifudouguanjiaobuhao，nihaiyoulianle。”zhuangshuonanzidengleyiyan，ranhoujiukuaibuchaozhetangshuwenzouqu，“zanmenlaozhangjiadexifukemeiyounizheiyangzidayemende，jinriwobuhaohaojiaojiaoniguiju，haiyiweizanmenlaozhangjiahaoqifu。”
qiaozhesihushigehenren，danxiapanxukong，tangshuwensaoyiyanjiuzhidaoyanqianzheinanrenzuiduojiushikongyouyishenmanli。
shandongmantoudadeheimianquantouchaozhezijidelianxilai，tangshuwenyishoujiujiezhule，buguorenyewanghoutuileliangsanbu。
chadianwangle，xianzaideshentibushizijide，xiapanyexukongdehen，neijiukuaidaozhanluanma。
biliqishibibuguode，tangshuwenyongqiaojing，zhijiexieleyanqianzhirendeliangzhishoubei，ranhouyijiaochuaizaitadexiongkou，barenchuaifanchengyizhifanbuguoshendewangba。
kanrenaoderennalijianguozheiyangdechangjing，yijiantangshuwenbarendacanfeile，hedeluancuan，yeyoucunyouzhengyiganderenwangpaichusuopaoqu。
zhuangshuonanzimeixiangdaojinriyudaoleyingchazi，huangluanqilai。
marendenanzigengshizhuanshenjiuyaopao。
tangshuwenbenzhezuohaoshidexinsi，youjiliangrenyidunpangzou，barenliulexialai，silezhuangshuonanzidewaishan，baliangrenbangleqilai。
huodongleyifanshoujiao，tangshuwenjingxialaihoucaiganjuedaozijidezuolianyoudianteng，shenshoumolemo，sihuhaiyouyidianzhong。
yishuanglimoushunjianshexianghaozijitoufadenanren。
tasuanshimingbaiyouceshenzidetengtongshizenmelaide，zheijiannanrenjingganbarenshandishang。
“你打的！”
“wo，wo，duibuqi。”liandanerzhongchengzhutoudenanrenjiannantuzi，taturanyouxiexiwanggongantongzhikuaidianlai。
“gongantongzhi，jiushineigeren，tadangjiedalezijinanrenhaiyoudaboge，barendoudacanfeile，shoudouduanle。”