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dangxuxiaomanzaicizhengkaishuangyan,mianqianyipianhuangtudi,zijishoushangyibatieqiao,shenbianhaiyouyizhihuangniu。
zheishina?zijibuyinggaishizaishiyantiankanzijide“biyelunwen”ma?zheishiyidaohunhoudeshengyinchuanrulexuxiaomanerzhong。
【tazaiganshenme?bushuoyaojiwoheshuima?】
xumanmankanlekansizhou,kongwuyiren。
【tazaikanshenme?woyaokesile。】
neidaoshengyinyouchuandaolexuxiaomandeerli,zheicitabamuguangkanxiangdeshenpangdedahuangniu。
xuxiaomanshitanxingdewendao:“shi...nizaishuohuama?”
shuyuniudeshengyinbingmeiyouchuxianquerdaizhideshiyijurenhua。
【feihua!dangranshiwo,wohaokea,woyaoheshuia!】
xuxiaomanhedehoutuiliangbu,nashouzhizhemianqiandelaohuangniu“ni!ni!”jinghedehuahaimeishuochulai,xumanmanjiuyundaole。
【ai?bushizenmeyundaole?kuaixingxingawohaidengzhenidaiwoquhebianchicaoni!】
......
zaicizhengkaiyanjingmianqianbushihuangtudi,xuxiaomansongleyikouqikanlaishimeng,dangtazaichuangshangzuoqilaikandaozhouweidemutoudengzi,mutouyijutahaoxiangyishidaoshenme。
“aiyou,xiaomannixingle,doushuoleburangnizhongwuqufangniunikanzheikedaotouleba...”
shenmefangniu?shenmekedaotou?kanzheyanqianfunvdedaban,shuangmahuabianzihaiyoushensiniandaigandeyifu?budui?
zhengdangxuxiaomanyaosikaodeshihou,yiduanbushuyutadejiyijinruletadenaohai,xianzaitazaideshidaishi70niandaichuqi,yuanzhuhezijitongmingtongxing,jialirenkoujiandanzhiyoudidihefumu,jialikaozhongdimoushengzhibuguocongquniankaishishouchengbutaihao,tiantianjiyidunbaoyidun。
shuobaileyuanzhujiushizaifangniudelushangeside,zheibutajiuhunchuanguolaile,meiguanxiduiyutazheige985denongxueboshilaishuo,zaizheigeniandaifajiabushiqingqingsongsong。
“lai,hedianzhouba,zaichigejidan。”
congxumushoulijieguo,kanzhewanlide“zhou”burujiaozuomitanggengheshi,gangxiangyaoshuodianshenmeduzijiufachugugudeshengyin。
“快喝吧。”
xuxiaomanjiangwanlide“zhou”yiyinerjin,youjieguoxumudiguolaidejidanchixia,zheiyejiu5fenbao,xumuyourangtatangxiashuijuexiuxi,jiuchulefangmen,yinweiyuanzhushentixuruodemeiyihuixuxiaomanjiushuizhele。
【haoe,haoxiangchihebiandeqingcao,neixinchulaidexiaocaoxiangxiangjiumeiwei。】
【zheigexuxiaomandayingwojintiandaiwoquhebian,zouyibanhaiyundaolehaideshiwojitatuohuiqude。】
【zenmehaibuchulai,benniuhaoea!!!】
【hebiandecao~hebiandecao~zuihaochi~zuihaochi~】
xuxiaomanshoubulezhijiezoudaoyuanzili,kanzheniupenglidedahuangniuzhengzaiwangwodechangzhetazijichuangzaodegequ。
“biechangle!tainantingle!”
yishijian,yaquewusheng,duiyuxuxiaomanlaishuochuanyuedoufashengzaitashenshangle,tingdongdongwushuohuahaoxiangyebushishenmexihanshi。
【zheigexuxiaomanburangwochicao,haiburangwochangge,wojiuchang!】
【hebiandecao~hebiandecao~zuihaochi~zuihaochi~】
“nibiechangle!wozheijiudainijiquhebian!”
zheicilundaodahuangniuzhenjingle,bukesiyidekanzhexuxiaoman,shitanxingdeyoushuoleyijuhua。
【jingrannengtingdongwoshuohua?!】
“是啊。”
meixiangdaodahuangniugenglaijingle。
【nizhibuzhidao!shiwotuonihuilaide!wo##!】
madezhenzang,xuxiaomantaoletaoerduo“haole,haole,woxianzaijiudainiquhebianhaibuxingma?
【heng,suanniyouliangxin!】
jiranquhebianneikendingshiyouyu,genjuyuanzhudejiyizheijiakeshizhenzhengdejiatusibichuletieqiaojiushitiehao,xuxiaomanzuoleyigejianyideyuganjiudaizhelaohuangniuqulehebian,dangranzheiyilushanglaohuangniuhaishizaichangtachuangzaodegequ,xuxiaomanzeshiyizhishuonantingsile!
zaiwairenkanlaijiushixuxiaomanqianzheyitouniu,tashuoyijunantingsileniujiumouyisheng。
yirenyiniulaidaohebian,kanzhexuxiaomanwatudexiangshizaizhaoshenme,dahuangniubutaimingbai。
【你在找什么?】
“qiuyin,azhaodaole!”
【找蚯蚓干什么?】
xuxiaomanmeiyoudalilaohuangniu,zhishibaqiuyinguazaiyugoushang,buyihuiyuganxiachen,xuxiaomanyilayitiaoliyujiuchulaile。
zheishihouchaodadeshengyinjiuzaixuxiaomanerbianxiangqi。
【wasai,xuxiaomannidiaodaoyule!】
“shengyinneimedaganshenme?!yudoubeinihepaole!”
dahuangniuxinlidigulejiju,jiujixuchitadecaole。
tianseweianxuxiaomanjieerliansandeyoudiaoshanglailiangtiaojiyu,yirenyiniujiuhuilejia。
zheiyilushangxuxiaomanjiuzaixiangzheijitiaojiyuyaozuoshenmeni?xiangzheyuanzhudeshentibijiaoxuruonazheyijiarenshentikendinghaobudaonaqu,zheijializuijiankangdekongpajiushizheitoudahuangniule。
那就鱼汤吧。
xumuhexufukanzhetiansezhujiananxializijidenverhaimeihuilaibuyoudedanxinqilai。
“haizidie,nishuozanjiaxiaomanzahaibuhuilaia?”
gangshuowanzheijuhuajiuzaimenkoukandaolezijidenverqianzhedahuangniu,shoulihaitizhejitiaoyu。
“ba,mawohuilaile,woquhebianle。”
shuowanyaoleyaoshoulideyu。
zaizheilipingchangzhinengguoniandeshihouchishangyitiaoyudousuanjinnianshouchenghaole,meixiangdaozijidenverjingrannahuilai3tiao!
jingguojirendedetantaozhongyushirangxuxiaomanxiachu,xumubenlaishibutongyidedanshijingbuguoxuxiaomandeqianglieyaoqiu,zuizhongtuoxiele。
shayu,guayulin,qingchuneizangzheiyiqiedouhenshulian,reyouxiaguojiangyuroujiandeliangmianjinguang,zaidaoshangguntangdereshui,zheiyangshiyutangjihaokanyouxianmei,buyihuiyutangdexiangweipiaomanyuanzi,zhengzaiganhuodexufushibushidekanxiangwuli。
“haoa!laosan!nimenjiazheimexiangshizaitouchishenmehaodongxi!?zenmebuzhidaoxiaojingyixianiniang!?”
xuxiaomankanxiangyuanzilichayaodefuren,zheishiyuanshendenainai。
shuolaiyeguai,zheigeshidaiyougeerzidoubaobeibude,keshixunainaibingbuxihuanxufu,ershigengxihuantadelianggegege,zuiguofendeshixuxiaomangangchushengdeshihouyaobushixufulanzhe,yingershiqidexuxiaomanzaojiubeinisile。
“娘,我...”
啪——
xunainaigenbenbutingxufushuohuazhijiehenhendeshanletayibazhang。
“妈你干什么?!”
xumujimangshangqiankanzijilaogongyoumeiyoubeishangzhe。
“heng,zhenshiqulexifuwangleniang!”
shuowanyishuangsanjiaoyanhenhendedingzhewuzilidexiaoman,cikedexuxiaomanturanganjuedaotuiruan。
“nigepeiqianhuo!haibuchulaikanninainai!”