第1章

第1章

dangxuxiaomanzaicizhengkaishuangyan,mianqianyipianhuangtudi,zijishoushangyibatieqiao,shenbianhaiyouyizhihuangniu。

zheishina?zijibuyinggaishizaishiyantiankanzijide“biyelunwen”ma?zheishiyidaohunhoudeshengyinchuanrulexuxiaomanerzhong。

【tazaiganshenme?bushuoyaojiwoheshuima?】

xumanmankanlekansizhou,kongwuyiren。

【tazaikanshenme?woyaokesile。】

neidaoshengyinyouchuandaolexuxiaomandeerli,zheicitabamuguangkanxiangdeshenpangdedahuangniu。

xuxiaomanshitanxingdewendao:“shi...nizaishuohuama?”

shuyuniudeshengyinbingmeiyouchuxianquerdaizhideshiyijurenhua。

【feihua!dangranshiwo,wohaokea,woyaoheshuia!】

xuxiaomanhedehoutuiliangbu,nashouzhizhemianqiandelaohuangniu“ni!ni!”jinghedehuahaimeishuochulai,xumanmanjiuyundaole。

【ai?bushizenmeyundaole?kuaixingxingawohaidengzhenidaiwoquhebianchicaoni!】

......

zaicizhengkaiyanjingmianqianbushihuangtudi,xuxiaomansongleyikouqikanlaishimeng,dangtazaichuangshangzuoqilaikandaozhouweidemutoudengzi,mutouyijutahaoxiangyishidaoshenme。

“aiyou,xiaomannixingle,doushuoleburangnizhongwuqufangniunikanzheikedaotouleba...”

shenmefangniu?shenmekedaotou?kanzheyanqianfunvdedaban,shuangmahuabianzihaiyoushensiniandaigandeyifu?budui?

zhengdangxuxiaomanyaosikaodeshihou,yiduanbushuyutadejiyijinruletadenaohai,xianzaitazaideshidaishi70niandaichuqi,yuanzhuhezijitongmingtongxing,jialirenkoujiandanzhiyoudidihefumu,jialikaozhongdimoushengzhibuguocongquniankaishishouchengbutaihao,tiantianjiyidunbaoyidun。

shuobaileyuanzhujiushizaifangniudelushangeside,zheibutajiuhunchuanguolaile,meiguanxiduiyutazheige985denongxueboshilaishuo,zaizheigeniandaifajiabushiqingqingsongsong。

“lai,hedianzhouba,zaichigejidan。”

congxumushoulijieguo,kanzhewanlide“zhou”burujiaozuomitanggengheshi,gangxiangyaoshuodianshenmeduzijiufachugugudeshengyin。

“快喝吧。”

xuxiaomanjiangwanlide“zhou”yiyinerjin,youjieguoxumudiguolaidejidanchixia,zheiyejiu5fenbao,xumuyourangtatangxiashuijuexiuxi,jiuchulefangmen,yinweiyuanzhushentixuruodemeiyihuixuxiaomanjiushuizhele。

【haoe,haoxiangchihebiandeqingcao,neixinchulaidexiaocaoxiangxiangjiumeiwei。】

【zheigexuxiaomandayingwojintiandaiwoquhebian,zouyibanhaiyundaolehaideshiwojitatuohuiqude。】

【zenmehaibuchulai,benniuhaoea!!!】

【hebiandecao~hebiandecao~zuihaochi~zuihaochi~】

xuxiaomanshoubulezhijiezoudaoyuanzili,kanzheniupenglidedahuangniuzhengzaiwangwodechangzhetazijichuangzaodegequ。

“biechangle!tainantingle!”

yishijian,yaquewusheng,duiyuxuxiaomanlaishuochuanyuedoufashengzaitashenshangle,tingdongdongwushuohuahaoxiangyebushishenmexihanshi。

【zheigexuxiaomanburangwochicao,haiburangwochangge,wojiuchang!】

【hebiandecao~hebiandecao~zuihaochi~zuihaochi~】

“nibiechangle!wozheijiudainijiquhebian!”

zheicilundaodahuangniuzhenjingle,bukesiyidekanzhexuxiaoman,shitanxingdeyoushuoleyijuhua。

【jingrannengtingdongwoshuohua?!】

“是啊。”

meixiangdaodahuangniugenglaijingle。

【nizhibuzhidao!shiwotuonihuilaide!wo##!】

madezhenzang,xuxiaomantaoletaoerduo“haole,haole,woxianzaijiudainiquhebianhaibuxingma?

【heng,suanniyouliangxin!】

jiranquhebianneikendingshiyouyu,genjuyuanzhudejiyizheijiakeshizhenzhengdejiatusibichuletieqiaojiushitiehao,xuxiaomanzuoleyigejianyideyuganjiudaizhelaohuangniuqulehebian,dangranzheiyilushanglaohuangniuhaishizaichangtachuangzaodegequ,xuxiaomanzeshiyizhishuonantingsile!

zaiwairenkanlaijiushixuxiaomanqianzheyitouniu,tashuoyijunantingsileniujiumouyisheng。

yirenyiniulaidaohebian,kanzhexuxiaomanwatudexiangshizaizhaoshenme,dahuangniubutaimingbai。

【你在找什么?】

“qiuyin,azhaodaole!”

【找蚯蚓干什么?】

xuxiaomanmeiyoudalilaohuangniu,zhishibaqiuyinguazaiyugoushang,buyihuiyuganxiachen,xuxiaomanyilayitiaoliyujiuchulaile。

zheishihouchaodadeshengyinjiuzaixuxiaomanerbianxiangqi。

【wasai,xuxiaomannidiaodaoyule!】

“shengyinneimedaganshenme?!yudoubeinihepaole!”

dahuangniuxinlidigulejiju,jiujixuchitadecaole。

tianseweianxuxiaomanjieerliansandeyoudiaoshanglailiangtiaojiyu,yirenyiniujiuhuilejia。

zheiyilushangxuxiaomanjiuzaixiangzheijitiaojiyuyaozuoshenmeni?xiangzheyuanzhudeshentibijiaoxuruonazheyijiarenshentikendinghaobudaonaqu,zheijializuijiankangdekongpajiushizheitoudahuangniule。

那就鱼汤吧。

xumuhexufukanzhetiansezhujiananxializijidenverhaimeihuilaibuyoudedanxinqilai。

“haizidie,nishuozanjiaxiaomanzahaibuhuilaia?”

gangshuowanzheijuhuajiuzaimenkoukandaolezijidenverqianzhedahuangniu,shoulihaitizhejitiaoyu。

“ba,mawohuilaile,woquhebianle。”

shuowanyaoleyaoshoulideyu。

zaizheilipingchangzhinengguoniandeshihouchishangyitiaoyudousuanjinnianshouchenghaole,meixiangdaozijidenverjingrannahuilai3tiao!

jingguojirendedetantaozhongyushirangxuxiaomanxiachu,xumubenlaishibutongyidedanshijingbuguoxuxiaomandeqianglieyaoqiu,zuizhongtuoxiele。

shayu,guayulin,qingchuneizangzheiyiqiedouhenshulian,reyouxiaguojiangyuroujiandeliangmianjinguang,zaidaoshangguntangdereshui,zheiyangshiyutangjihaokanyouxianmei,buyihuiyutangdexiangweipiaomanyuanzi,zhengzaiganhuodexufushibushidekanxiangwuli。

“haoa!laosan!nimenjiazheimexiangshizaitouchishenmehaodongxi!?zenmebuzhidaoxiaojingyixianiniang!?”

xuxiaomankanxiangyuanzilichayaodefuren,zheishiyuanshendenainai。

shuolaiyeguai,zheigeshidaiyougeerzidoubaobeibude,keshixunainaibingbuxihuanxufu,ershigengxihuantadelianggegege,zuiguofendeshixuxiaomangangchushengdeshihouyaobushixufulanzhe,yingershiqidexuxiaomanzaojiubeinisile。

“娘,我...”

啪——

xunainaigenbenbutingxufushuohuazhijiehenhendeshanletayibazhang。

“妈你干什么?!”

xumujimangshangqiankanzijilaogongyoumeiyoubeishangzhe。

“heng,zhenshiqulexifuwangleniang!”

shuowanyishuangsanjiaoyanhenhendedingzhewuzilidexiaoman,cikedexuxiaomanturanganjuedaotuiruan。

“nigepeiqianhuo!haibuchulaikanninainai!”