福宁殿。
zhaochengkanlekanchuangshangyutihengchendexiangyanchangjing，youkanlekanshouzhongtongjinglizijidemoyang。
他大抵是病了。
jingranjinbuqiruciyouhuo。
laihuijiciquerenzheishibushimeng。
确认了！
不是梦。
zhaochengxianzaishiyiweiyishanbuzhengdehuangdi，chuangshangderennishiyiweiyibubitidefeizi。
meiren，huangdi，meihaodeshiwuzongshijiezhongerzhi。
zhaochengjuede，chuanyuedehaochuzhongyulundaotale，bubaifeiduleneimeduonianlishizhuanye。
“官家，想啥呢。”
床上美人娇嗔道。
zhaochenghaizaixinshangzijibuzenmeshuaiqidemianpang，tingjianmeirenzheimeyijiao，tongkongdizhen。
“dengdeng，nijiaowoshenme？”
“guan......guanjiaya。”
“官家！？”
zhaochengshunjiandanqi，congchuangshangsanluandeyiwuzhongchouchuyuyaodai，kouhaoyifu。
“guanjiayaoganshenme，yaochugongma？”
zhaochengmeiyouhuida，ershicoudaomeirenshenbian，yanshenlinglidiwen：“dangjinnianhaoshishenme？”
美人错愕。
“jing......jingkang。”
“wa！”zhaochenghenhenshanlezijiyibazhang，“zhongdajiangle！”
yuanlaizijichenglesongqinzong！
songqinzongshenmehuosetatailejiele，songqinzongjinglileshenmeshi，tagenglejie！
北宋靖康之耻啊！
zhaochengyigedansheqibuchongchufuningdian。
赶快出去掌控局势！
“wanle，wanle，woyaowanle！”
“buyaoshidierci，qianwanbuyaoshidierciweichenga！”
zhaochenganziqidao，gangpaochumenwai，biankanjianyigehuanguanguizaigongmenchu，tatuozhexiaolianyingshanglai。
“daxi，daxiaguanjia！”
“xininainai！”zhaochengyibazhangshuaijita。
jingkangnian，nigaosuwodaxi？
shihuangdibeifulu，dijibeixiuruzheixieshiqingzhidedaxima！
huanguanbeituruqilaideyibazhangdameng，wuzhelianbuzhisuocuo，kanjianzhaochengmantoudahandemoyang，zhuangzhedanzishuo：“guanjia，dangranshidaxiya！”
zhaochengtaishouyuyaojidierbazhang，neihuanguanchitonghongzhelianshenshoulanzhu。
“guanjia，qingtingchenshuowan！”
“说！”
“jinrentongyiheyi，zhixuqingtaishanghuangchuchengyitan！”
“谈你奶奶！”
zhaochengjuzaibankongshouzhanghenhenluoxia，kongkuangdedadianzheneryulong。
jingdegebidasaoyuanluodehuanguanfenfentaitouguancha。
“guanjia......wuwuwu，weiheduichenxiacidushou！”
neihuanguanbeidadelianjiatonghong，youbuganhaishou，zhinengguizaidishangchouqi。
“zheinandaobushidaxima......”
zhaochengshuangshoujiuqitadelingkou，yaoyaqiechidao：“nishuojinrentongyiheyi？”
“yisishishuo，rujinjinrenjiuzaikaifengchengwai？”
“shideguanjia......”
“jingkangyuannianhaishiernian，jiyuefen？”
“guanjiashoujingerzenmerucizhida......”
“wowennishijian！”zhaochengnumuyuanzheng，sihuanguanshentiruanmianmiande，zhenxiangdabaotadeyanjing！
“jingkangyuannian......runyuechushi！”
完了，天塌了。
想啥来啥。
huaishiyezongshiyikuaiqilai！
zhaochengchuanyueshixianglaixiangshoude，zhidaojingkangyuannianrunshiyiyuechushiyiweizheshenmema？
jinguoliangludajunyijingwanquanbaoweikaifengcheng，hedongzhujunhuojianghuoxian，xidaozongguanqijuntaowang，xijunjingruizaojinjunmengjiangwanyanloushizuyutongguan！
kaifengxianruguliwuyuanzhidi。
zaiguoshiwutian，kaifengchengpo，songchaohuangshibeiyiguoduan，dabaozhidaheilongjiang。
zhongyuandadixianruzhanzhengnitan，minbuliaosheng，qianlihuangwu......
zheishichuanyuema，zheishilaishouzuilaile。
chufei......chufeizhaochengnenggouzaishiwutianzhinei，zhengjiudasongwangchao！
zhaochengdunshishengchutongkumianju。
zheimeweijidejumianle，zaizhaochengmeiyouchuanyueqian，songqinzongjingranhaichenjinyuwenrouxiang？
rucidasongzennengbuwanga！
buguohuayoushuohuilai，neifeizideshencaidaoshiyidengyide。
“keke......”
“guanjia，jinrenshijiedouzaiwaimianhouzheni！”neihuanguanqishengongying，“guanjiajiranyibanwanshi，zhiyaoqianqudayingheyi，kaifengzhiweisuijie！”
zhaochengjikaihuanguan，jingzhichaodadianbenqu。
“heyiheyi，hedeshenmeyi！”
jicongcongdezhaochenglianyipaodouweichuanhao，jiuzaipiandianpengjianleshirenshangshuzuochengdefengxie。
fengxieguizaidishang，jiaoaodihandao：“gongxibixia，hexibixia！”
zhuizhezhaochengpaodehuanguananjiaobumiao，canle，fuzaixiangyeyaobeizou！
ranerzhaochengpianpiantingzhulejiaobuwendao：“youxi，nixigeshenmedongxi？”
“jingguochenyifankoushe，jinrentongyiheyi，zhiyaogerangsanzhenzhidi，waijiajiwanguansuibi，jinrenbiantuihuibeifang，bixiayijiuxiangshoujilejiangshan！”
冯澥嘴都快笑烂了。
fangfozaishuo，bixiabixiawotande，woshougong！
“wonangfei，gunyibianqu！”
dangjinfuzaixiangshigegeditoujiangpai，chaotangshangyijingwuyanzhangqichenghezhongmoyangbuganxiangxiang！
zhaochenghuishouyuda，fengxiexiayishiduokai。
“滚开！”
chuanguopiandianjinruwendedianzhongyang。
zhijianyuanshangduijidaliangzhazi。
fengxieliangundaipagenlai：“chenbangbixiapihaole！”
zhaochengguojinchisezhaipao，yi**zuozaiyuzuoshang。
“chengwaixianzaishenmeqingkuang？”
fengxieyanzhuziyizhuan，xujiucaibiechuyijuhua：“chenbuzhixiao。”
“chenzhizhidaojinrenyaoqiuheyi，jiudaizhejinrenshizhelaile。”
zhaochengzuijiaochouchu，henbudedangchangqiasizheigejiahuo！
fuzaixiangbuzhidaochengwaifashengleshenme？
开什么玩笑！
haiyaodongyongzidaidelishizhishi。
“runyuechushi......jinrengongshizaidongmianchengqiang，shashangxiangdang。”
“haiyou......dengdeng！”
“nipidezhazi，shibushiyouyitiaoguanyuliyongshengsuofangyujinrenpaojidetiyi？”zhaochengwen。
“e......queshiyouneimeyijianshi，yigebingpizi，chenyijingjujueta，burangjieshengfangshi，heihei。”
冯澥笑道。
“jujuediaola！”zhaochengyangtianzhangxiao，“fangyujinrenpaojidezuihaobanfanijujuele！”
jiuyinweisongqinzongchaotingjujuelezheigejianyi，shidezaipaojiduihongzhongsongjunluolexiafeng，chengtoufangyuyiluoqianzhang。
“jiranheyi，dangranyaoqudiaofangyuyixianchengyi。”
“诚你个奶奶！”
zhaochengyibaqiazhufengxiedebozi。
“jinrenhaizaigongcheng，nijingganzheiyangcaozuo！”
“zhazini，wowennizhazini！”
fengxiebeiqiademanliantonghong，koutubaimo。
“guanjia，zaiqiaxiaqu......xianggongyaoduanqila！”yipangneishihedeliushenwuzhu。
guanjiajintianshichicuoyaolema，quandajiaotide！
“zhazi.......gangjihuanguansongchuqu。”
“bierangtachugong，kuaiqulanzhuta！”