tangxiaotiantongkudewuzhuzijideerduo，zaizhanshijihuazhiqianganjinkaikou。
"nuannuanzanmennengjinqushuoma？"
rennuannuankanleyiyanzoulang，zuihouhaishirangkaileweizhi。
tangxiaotianyibakangqisonglingxue，jinwu，tuoxie，diudaowoshichuangshang，ranhoubamenguanshang，fansuo。
tagangyizhuanshen，jiukandaorennuannuanlinbaojiuyaozou。
tangxiaotianyigejianbuchongguo，ganjinbaozhurennuannuan。
"nuannuan，bushinixiangdeneiyang！"
zheishihourangtazou，neijiuchudashile。
rennuannuanditoukanzhezijiyaojiandedashou，youxiehuangran。
"nishibushihaixiangshuo，niliangshenmeguanxidoumeiyou，zhishigangrenshi？"
唐小天下意识点头。
rennuannuanyanquandunshijiuhongle，tazhengtuokaitangxiaotiandehuaibao，yigeerguangshuaiguoqu。
"渣男！"
tangxiaotianbeidalengle，zhangmuniangzhangminzaoshangdehuazaicifushangxintou。
tazichaodechelechezuijiao。
"haoa，woshizhanan。neinishishenme？"
"nimazaoshangshuohaizibushiwode。"
rennuannuanmengditaitou，tadeleizhujiuzaiyankuanglidazhuan。
burupingchangchaojiatadexiaozhangbahu，zheicitadeshengyinfaneryuelaiyuexiao。
"suoyinizaoshangquwojiatiqin，wanshangjiudailebiedenvrenhuijiaguoye？zheijiushinishuodeaiwo？"
zuihouyijuhua，daizhezhanyin，rangtangxiaotiantingzhexinteng。
fangfoyourenjiuzhetaxinzangdeneizhongteng。
"nuannuan，womenzuoxialaihaohaotantanba。"
zhongjiu，tangxiaotianhaishirangganxingzhanshenglelixing。
qiniandeganqing，tabunengshuobuyaojiubuyao。
tashenzhijueding，wulunshibushitadegurou，tadouyuanyifuyangzhangda。
可……
rennuannuandehuiyingzhiyouyishengchixiao。
"tangxiaotian，nijiushibuxiangxinwo！"
huabi，taturanchongjinchufang，basuoyoudeguowanpiaopenzaleyitong。
"rennuannuan，nifenglema！"
tangxiaotianganjinzhuishang，yibazhuazhurennuannuandeshou。
kerennuannuanzhijiandechuangkoutie，rangtangxiaotiantaiyangxueyitutu。
rennuannuanxianglaishizhibuzhanyinyangshui，zenmekenenghuishoushang？
tataiyanwangqu，chufangyipianlangjie。
dandishangsuipianzhong，yiwanzhuhaodefangbianmianjiazaiqizhong，haiyoulianggenhuotuichang。
tangxiaotiancengjingshuoguo，tazuixihuanrennuannuanzuodefangbianmian。
yinweitazhihuizuozheiyizhong。
jintianrennuannuanturanchuxianzaitajia，youqinshouzuolemian，tashizaidaoqian？
cengjingzuotianzuodiderennuannuan，jingranhuixiangtaditou？
tangxiaotianhoujiezhandou，shayazhekaikou："zhei，shijiwozuode？"
"曾经是。"
"tangxiaotian，womenfenshouba。"
rennuannuandingzhetangxiaotiandeyanjing，yiziyidundao。
shuowan，tatouyebuhuidelikai。
damenguanshangdeshengyinrangtangxiaotianhunshenyizhen。
takanzhedishangdefangbianmian，huanhuandunxia，yongshoulaoqiyigenjiuzhehuichenchixia。
方便面，很咸很咸。
他的心，很疼很疼。
hunhuneededasaowanchufang，tangxiaotiancaixiangqisonglingxuehaiguanzaiwoshili。
tayongliangshuixilebalian，shenhuxi，zheicaidaolebeishuiqukaimen。
jieguogangdakaimenzhijiebeisonglingxueyitouzhuangzaiduzishang。
"dahuaidan！zhanan！**！"
songlingxueshuangshoubeibangzaishenhou，jiunatouzhuang，yongyayao，haishangjiaocai。
tangxiaotianbeizhuangdeyileng，zuoshoulinqisonglingxue，"bienao，zhanhaole。"
"谁闹了！"
"wodouzaizheitingdeqingqingchuchude！"
"nijiushiyichaosanmusi，weilejinwojiapaoqiqizidezhanan！"
"woyaogaosuwoba！tadoubeinipianle！"
napabeilindaoyibian，songlingxueliangzhixiaozhuazihaizhangyawuzhuadeyaoqunaotangxiaotian。
tangxiaotianbeichaodenaodaiwengwengzhixiang，youshouxiayishiniejinshuibei。
"啪！"
tangxiaotianjingshengshengbashuibeiniebaole！
suibolizhijieciruzhangxin，yinhongdexianxuehunzhereshuididadediaozaidishang。
"a！ni，ni，nideshou。"
songlingxuehedezhijiediezuozaidi，tazhizhetangxiaotianxianxuelinlideyoushou，yuwulunci。
tacongmeijianguoyourennengtushouniebaobolibei！
youshoudecitongchongjizhetangxiaotiandeshenjing，danshitayijingmamule。
tazhijieyongshoubabolisuipianbachu，youshijidixianxuefeijian。
songlingxuecanjiaoyishengniutoujiupao，kefangjianyouduoda？
zuihouzhinengzhenggerensuodaochuanglianhoumiansesefadou。
tangxiaotianbuxianglita，nalaigongjubaboliquanbuqingliganjing，querenmeiyouyilouhou，caizaicikanxiangsonglingxue。
"nixiangxiangchishenme，woquchulixiashangkou，mingtiansongnihuijia，qingnibuyaozainaole。"
shuowan，yebuguansonglingxuefanying，taziguzidezoule。
xinghaoshangdebushen，tajiandanchongxihou，nachuyiyaoxiang。
kedangtayongmianqianzhanhaodianjiu，zaicikandaozijiyoushoudeshihou，shangkoujingranbujianle？
tamolemojiyizhongshoushangdeneikuaipifu，bieshuoshangkou，jiushiyidianyinjidoumeiyouliuxia，shenzhibitayuanyoudepifuhaiyaoguanghua！
唐小天懵。
tajibuzoudaolajitongbian，suibolihaizai。
ketingdishanghaiyoumeilaidejiqinglidexueji。
keshitashoushangdeshangkou，quezheshibujianle。
taxiangqichehuoshizuodeneigemeng，lvsedehaiyang，hefenwaidetongchu。
nandaoshineigelvsedezhuzigaishanletadetizhi。
suoyizhongdachehuo，napachedoubaofeile，taquehaofawushang？
这也太玄幻了吧！
jiuzaizheishi，yizhenboliposuideshengyinchuanlai，jinjiezheshisonglingxuedejianjiao。
tangxiaotianrengdiaomianqian，dabuchongdaowoshi，gangkaimenbiankandaolianggeheiyirencongchuangkoutiaoxia。
songlingxuedejianjiao，hetadefenseshuiqun，yitongpiaodangzaiyewandebankong。
tangxiaotianpaodaochuangkou，tazhijuedehuxiyizhi。
lianggeheiyirenzaidalouzhijianchuansuotiaoyue，haitemebeilegeren！
zheishirennengganchulaideshima？
tangxiaotianbenxiangzhui，bijingtadetizhidedaogaishan，shuobudingkeyiyishi。
kerangtacong19loutiaoxia。
tazixuhaishimeizheigeyongqi。
erqiebaobiaozheigegongzuo，tayagenjiumeitongyi，yemeiqianshurenhelaodonghetong。
不合法！不生效！
tazheiyangmomogaosuziji。
keshishoushangquefeichangchengshidedadianhuajisongjianming，huibaolesonglingxuebeizhuadeqingkuang，ranhouzaisongjianmingyaoqiutaqujiurenzhiqian，jishiguaduanledianhua。
没听到就是不知道！
tangxiaotianhoutuijibudiezuozaichuangshang，fenghuhudecongposuidechuanghuchuijin。
他很迷茫。
zaoshangxianshibeiyaoqiutianjiacaili，ranhouzhangmuniangjingqinkoushuohaizibushitade。
zhongwuzaoyuchehuo，gangxingyoubeiyaoqiuqujiehun？
不结婚就要当保镖？
xiawuhaoburongyihuijia，rennuannuanyeguaiqiaoqiufuhe。
pianpianyoumaochulaiyigesonglingxue。
beifenshoujiusuanle，songlingxuejingranzaitajiabeirenjiezoule？
小说都不敢这么写！
tangxiaotianzuozaichuanghuduimian，renpingfengchui。
kexianglebantianyemeixiangchugesuoyiran，zuihoubuzhibujuejingshuileguoqu。
zaimengli，tayouhuidaoleneipianlvhai，canzaozhemo。
真是好惨一男的。
zuihoutangxiaotianzaiyizhenjicudeqiaomenshengjingxing。