（womeiyoukanguodianshiju，zhishikanguobushaodeerchuangdexiaoshuo。
zheishiwozijiduisiheyuandelijiexiedeyibenxiaoshuo。
寄存处~~）
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“啪！”
qingcuidebazhangshengzaitingyuanzhongxiangqi，zheishiyigedabidouyushanghounaoshaodewenhousheng。
“我是谁？”
“我在哪？”
tingyuanzhong，aibidoudeshaoniannaoziwengwengde，yanshenmimang，zhanzherulouluo。tataitouwangxiangyanqiandehedaqing，zhijianduifangdeshouzhangrengxuanzaikongzhong。
“nihaizhenshigeshazhuzia！”hedaqingnuqichongchongdihoudao，“rangniqumaibaozi，niquehuanhuiyiduijiaqian，zheiqianlianca**douxianying。jintianfeidejinidianyansekankan！”huayinweiluo，hedaqingjiuyaoyangshouchouguolai。
shaoniancishihaimeihuiguoshenlai，padeyouaileyibidou。
“**！zheilaodeng，dayilemeiyoushan！”shaonianbeizheituruqilaidebazhangdadeyuntouzhuanxiang，shentibennengdixiangkongdipaoqu。tabianpaobianhuitou，shengpahedaqingzhuishanglai。paoyuanhou，tatingxiajiaobu，duizhehedaqingyidunnuchi。
“nizheilaodeng，bujiangwude，zenmeshanglaijiudarena！”
“haimawoshishazi？nicaishishazi，niquanjiadoushishazi！youbingjiuqukaidianyao，zaozhiliaozaofangqi，haijixiaoyewozhangjixing？nisuangenagenconga？”
zheihuayichu，zhouzaoweiguandenannvlaoshaodunshifachuyizhendaxiaosheng。ertinglezheihua，yuanbenzhanzaiyuandimeizhuidehedaqinggengshizhijiexuenu，miansezhijietonghong，batuijiuchongleguolai，kouzhonghaidashenghanjiaozhe。
“laozidasinizheigexiaotuzaizi！”
xiaopihaiyegenzaihedaqingde**houtouzhui，xixinaonaodehanzhe“shazhu~shazhu~”
weiguandequnzhonggengshilebukezhile，qihongdao：“daqing，nizheibuxinga！yaobuyaowobangshou，banisongquyiyuanchouchou，zheizhuajinzhiliaoshuobudinghaiyoudejiua。haha！”
“滚蛋！都滚蛋！”
youshiyizhenhongxiaoshengcongrenqunzhongchuanchulai。
buyihuier，shaonianjiubeihedaqingzhuishangle。hedaqingtaituijiushiyijiaotileguoqu，shundaiyangshouyigedabidoutaocan。
zheiyijiaotizaishaoniandedatuishang，toushangyouaileyibidou。benpaozhongdeshentibushoukongzhideshiqulepingheng，
“aiyo，**~”yishengcanjiaochuanchu，shaonianshikongyitouzhuangzaileguodaodezhuzishanghunleguoqu。
hedaqingjianzhuanglianmangkuaibushangqian，fushenchakanshaoniandeqingkuang，jiukandaotadeetouguleyigebao，meiyouqitadewaishang，yejiushuleyikouqi。
hedaqingqishenduizhezhouweiderenhandao：“laoshaoyemen，sanlea，sanlea！”
zhongrenjianzhuang，yejuewuqu，bianfenfensanqu。hedaqingkanzhetangzaidishangdeerzi，wunaidiyaoleyaotou，duipangbiandexiaonvhaishuo：“yushui，nixianhuiwulidaizhe。diexianbanigesonghuiwu，zaiquzuofan。”
“haode，die。”xiaonvhaibengbengtiaotiaodipaolehuiqu。
hedaqingkanzhedishangdeerzi，xinzhonganzitanxi：“zheihaizidexingzishenmeshihoucainenggaiyigaia。”
hedaqingxiaoxindifuqihunjuezhongdeerzi，yibubujiangtachanhuiwuli。jiangerzifangzaichuangshang，gaihaobeizi，tazhuanshenchumenquzhunbeiwanfan。
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xiyangdeyuhuisaluozaisiheyuanshang，haizimenzaisiheyuandejiaoluolizhuizhuxixi，tamendehuanxiaoshengqingcuiyueer，zaisiheyuanlihuidang。
chufangli，chuiyanniaoniaoshengqi，bansuizhefancaidexiangqipiaoxiangsiheyuandemeicunkongjian。
erzaixiaowunei，shaonianhuanhuansuxing，tadeshixiankaishijujiaozaizheigezaluanwuzhangdewunei。xiyangcongchuanghudefengxizhongsajinlai，xingchengyidaodaoguangshu。
tamiqiyanjing，shitushiyingzheituruqilaideguangxian。shaonianjiuzheiyangqishenjingjingdizuozhe，daliangzhezheigeshuxieryoumoshengdefangjian。
tademuguangxianluozaineizhangpojiudechuangshang，chuangdanyijingfanhuang，bianjiaochuhaizhanzheyixiebumingwuzi。chuangtoudeqiangbishang，huzhepojiudebaozhi。
zhuanguotou，kanxiangsizhou，yizhangpojiudezhuozijiuzaibuyuanchu，zhuozishangyouyibapojiudechahuheyigecuchawan。
tademuguangzuihoutingliuzaichuanghushang，neilitoujinlaideguangxianzuiweimingliang。chuanghubolishangzhanmanlehuichenhezhiyin，fangfonengtouguoneicengwugou，kandaoneixiechuangwaidexixidanaodexiaohai。
tadexinzhongyongqiyigufuzadeqingxu，jiyouduiguowangdehuainian，yeyouduiweilaidemiwang。qingqingditanlekouqi，xinzhongmonian：“ai，kanheyuzhukuaile，kewobuxiangzuoheyuzhua！”
cishideshaonianheyuzhu，yiranbushiyuanlaideta。talaizilingyigeshikong，shiyigeputongdezhainanheyu。
qianshideheyujiushigelanxingputongren。chengyeyedeenze，tazaifumulihunhoukeyikaozhejichengdeliangtaomenmianshouzu。kanxiaoshuo，dayouxi，zideqile，xiaoshenghuoguodemeizizi。
raneryichangmomingqimiaodechuanyue，rangtalaidaolezheigemoshengdeshidai，chengweilesijiuchenglideheyuzhu。
“zheijimeiyouchudian，youmeiyounitouchefeisheng，zenmejiuchuanleni?”
“zhenshibujiangchuanyuejibenzhunze。nandaojiuyinweizuijinshimengkansiheyuandexiaoshuo，jiusongguolaidangshazhuma？zhenshikanjiachana！”
heyuzhutucaozhezheimomingqimiaodechuanyue，tongshikaishihuiyiyuanshendejiyi。tafaxianzijixianzaishenchu49niandesijiucheng，haiweijiefang，chengtouguazhelaojiangde**qi。
yaoburanjintianyebuhuiyudaoluanbingqiangbaozi，haidayishangdangshoupian，beizijidelaodieangeshazhudewaihao。
xiangdaozheideshazhuyihouderenshengguiji，zheiliangfuziyesuandeshangkengdiekengzidefucizixiaodehaocaozuole，heyuzhubujingandaoyizhentouteng。
tamingbai，zijixiangyaozaizheigeshidaishengcunxiaqu，jiubixudezuochugaibian。
“xianzaihaishi49nian，zijihaizhiyoushisisui。julimingchangmianzhiyidetoujidaxihaiyoushiduonian。buhuangbuhuang，shenmedouhailaideji。”tabianxiangzhe，danhaishizongganjueshaolexieshenme。
“zheibuduia，xiaoshuolibudoushijieshouleyuanshendejiyi，ranhoubibeidejinshouzhijiudaoshoulea？meiyoujinshouzhihaizenmedaomaiwuzi，shouchuilingdao，ziyirenshengni？”
“nandaoshiwozishibudui？”
“系统？”
“空间？”
“签到？”
……
heyuzhuchangshilegezhongfangfa，xiangyaozhaohuanchuchuanshuozhongdexitong，dandouyishibaigaozhong。tazhihaotuirandezuozaiwuzilidepoyizishang，naqichahujizijidaoleyiwanliangbaikaiyayajing。
“ze~zheidadongtianheliangbaikai，peishangzheiwuxitongdekubirensheng，zhenshitouxinliang！”
yebuzhidaozheigesiheyuanlishibushixiaoshuoyuzhoulidechuanshuojisiheyuan。
量子聋态聋老太
道德天尊易忠海
一心为官刘海中
锱铢必较阎埠贵
亡灵法师贾张氏
养老好手贾东旭
当六不让许大茂
haiyouzheihaimeishangxiandechayidashiqinhuairu，jianzhennanzhujiageng……
“hai，zhinengzouyibusuanyibule。”heyuzhuxinzhongandao。
tajuedingxianmoqinglaoheweiheyaopaoludeyuanyin，kankannengbunengliuxiatalaigensiheyuanlidegeludashenduixian，zijihaishigouzhehao。
heihei！bijing，takanlejishishangbaibensiheyuanxiaoshuo，duiyuzheizhongqingkuangyesuanshiyousuolejiele，buzhidaozheilongguoshikongdelaoheyoushinayitiao？
“ai~jiushizheimeiyouwaiguazhenshitainaoxinle，bazheichuanyuejizhengdebuganbuga。jigemianbanyexinga!”
jiuzaiheyuzhuxianruchensideshihou，yanqianzhijieshanxianyigelansedekehuanmianban。tashudeyixiayizishangzhanleqilai，yishouzhongzhongdepaizaizhuomianshang。
“**！wojiushuozheilaidoulaile，zongdejidianshaba。wuhuqifeile！”
heyuzhumanlianxise，zaiwulilaihuiduobu，zuiliniantaozhe。
tazhidao，zheigemianbanhuoxujiushitazaizheigeshidaiguoshangxingfushenghuodebaozhengle。
jiuzaizheishi，xiaoyushuicongmenwaipaolejinlai，daduanletadexiyue。
“ge，chifanle。dierangwohanniyiqichifan。”tachezheheyuzhudeshouwangwaizou，zuilirangzhe：“kuaidian~kuaidian，wodouyaoesile。”
“haohaohao，mandian，buchazheidiangongfu，yushuinizhuyimenjian，bieshuaizhe。”heyuzhuxiaohehedehuiyingzhe，genzhexiaoyushuiyiqichaomenwaizouqu。