chimiaoyanmouliangqi，pengdaogezhendalaozaishenbian，tashuoshenmeyedebaogedatuia。
“dalaokeyijiaowodayouxime~”
taguyiqiaruanlesangyin，jiaojiaorouroudeweiyinshangtiao，jiuxiangyizhixiaomaojiaojindeyongnaodaicengnideshou，rouruandezhuadiandazainilianshangsazhejiao。
shenzhengshejiandizhufayangdeshangyatang，yuqiyijiudanmotingbuchushenmeqingxu。
“要我做你师父？”
chimiaoxiaoyiningzaiyandi，zaixiuxianjiebaishishijianhenzhuangzhongyansudeshiqing，tongchangxiuxianzheyibeizizhinengyouyimingshifu，suishuoxianzaimeizheimeduojiangjiu，dantaxinlihaishiyouxiejieyide。
“jiaoshifuhuibuhuitaizhengshile，xiandehenlaoqihengqiudeyangzi。”
老气横秋？
meixiangdaotadiyicixiangshoutudi，haibeixiaoguniangshuoshilaoqihengqiu。
“nibuyuanyidaiwoma。”
chimiaozaicikaikou，yuqisiyoushiluo。
zheixiashenzhengzhibojiandeguanzhongmenzuobuzhule。
zhengzi，woqiuqiunibiezhuangle，yasemeimeirangnidailiangbazenmele！
kuaidayingmeizi，biebiwoguixialaiqiuni。
woyuanyidaiyasemeimei！shengdiyihanxinshenqingchuzhan！
shenzhengxinzhongxiweidebumanshunjianbeizhenghuodanmuchongsan。
“gunba，woyoumeishuobutongyi。”
dakaitingtongtingdeyiqingerchudechimiaotongkongdizhen，tajuranganmata？
“budaijiubudai，ganmaneimexiong，woburangnijiaolehaibuxingma。”
shenzhenglengzhu，taganggangshuohuadeshihouhaoxiangwangjiguanmaile。
“womeizaigennishuohua，yebushizaixiongni。”
——shuishuishui：e，woyemeishengqi。
zuishangshuozhebushengqi，shijishangqidaolianhuadoubukenshuo。
dajigecishizaichimiaoxinzhongdexingxiangshunjianbengta，santiaotuidehamabuhaozhao，liangtiaotuiderenduodeshi，dabuletazaiquzhaoqitadalaobei，zhiyugentashouqi？
完蛋，翻车了吧！
xiaojiejieshengqijiushiwochenxuerrudezuihaoshiji，jiejiejie~
shuohuajianyouxiyijingkaiju，jinguanyouxiexiaoshengqi，chimiaoyebuzhiyubailankengduiyou，zhibuguoshipaodaoxialugenzhemakeboluobulidajigeeryi。
shenzhengyeshiyoupiqide，bimaibuzaishuohua，caozuodegewaixiongmeng，pingmuzhongyangdedajidoukuaibaweibashuaichuhuoxingzile，zuyikejiantaxinliyouduobiequ。
——ye（makeboluo）：yasenengbunengbiecengjingjile？
beisheshouquzhudechimiaocaozongzheyasedasuanqushanglu，sheiliaoluguoyequdeshihouyoubeidayeshuluo。
——diwuzhangaiqing（luna）：liwoyequyuanyidian，dong？
——fengyuhuo（chengyaojin）：bielaishanglu。
tamensangeyinggaishisanpai，koujinghentongyi，keliandeyasezaiditulizhuanazhuan，buzhidaogaiqunahao。
——diwuzhangaiqing（luna）：yasebiehunlexingma？
“woxiangrenzhenda，keshinimenyizhishuoshuoshuo，haiburangwokaojin…”
——ye（makeboluo）：qiao！meizi！
——fengyuhuo（chengyaojin）：lunajinzaomeishuaya，yaselaishanglu，wobaohuni。
——diwuzhangaiqing（luna）：yibangbeicigou，yasebinimenhaoduole！
呵。
chimiaomianwubiaoqing，renmenzuishanggesongzhehaokandepinangqianpianyilv，youqudelinghunwanlitiaoyi，kemeiyouhaokandepinang，youyousheihuiquzhenzhenglejienidelinghunni？
haotingdeshengyinhehaokandepinangyiyang，doushirangrenyanqianyiliangdedanpin，biekanxiaotaohuajingjiaojiaoruanruandeaisajiaoshiruo，qishitaxinlibisheidoulindeqing。
“gangcaizaigenzhibojiandeguanzhongmenshuohua，guolaiguaiguaigenzhe，yihouwojiaonidayouxi。”
nanrenzaidukaikou，yusulvekuaidaizhetuoxie。
也是主播吗？
chimiaomouguanglianyan，meiyanwanwan，chunjiaoxiangshanggouqiyimosuanjidehudu，qiangdiaoshiqiadaohaochudejiaorou。
“neiniyaohaohaojiaowoe。”
weiledadaolijimude，tabujieyixiangduifangtigongqingxujiazhi。
yushihoujibayouxi，xiaotaohuajingdetianyanmiyuyuefasiwujidandeshuchu。
“dajigegehaolihai，wulianjueshileei！”
“zheishiwodacandebingxian，dajigegekuailaichiqian~”
“nidongdexijiehaoduo，zhenbang！”
buzhidaoshenzhengxinlizenmexiang，fanzhengzhibojiandeguanzhongmenyijingbeigekongliaodaoshenzhibuqingle。
fengfei！fengfei！zhenyaogentawanmengyanzhuahudie！
前面的说梦话呢吧？
liaosiwole，baozheshoujidoukuainiuchengmahuale。
这才是真妲己…
“ye！wonalesansha！”
dajigeshuohuabuhaoting，dancaozuoshizhendewen，jiangjiededuizhanjiqiaoyehenxizhi。
chimiaobenlaijiububen，lingwuguohoucaozuoyoulezhidefeiyue，chenggongzaituanzhanzhongnaxiasansha。
“nizenmebukuakuawoya。”
xiaoguniangjueqilaishizhenrangrenshengqi，dandengtagaoxingshineisajiaodexiaosangyinyounengtiandaonixinkanshangqu。
shenzhenghaiweiyishidaozijiyijingbeichimiaoqianzhebizizou，benjiushayadesangyindidixiaozhe。
“ng，shuishuihenbang，shizuilihaidexiaocongming。”
chimiaorouleroufamadeerduo，xinxiangzheinanrenguaihuide，gangrenshibushudeshihouzhuanggaoleng，shuxiyixiehoujiukaishiliaoqilaile，yebuzhidaogenduoshaonvshengshuoguoleisidehua。
buguotayebandianbuxujiushile！
“xixi，neiyebukanshisheijiaode，nishuoshibushiyadajigege~”
nimenkanshanzhengneigelaodongxizaitouxiao！
yoyoyo，niyouxiaoshangle…
带妹子就是开心吭！
woshigemangren，qingwentamenzaitanlianaima？
shenzhengtaiyankanxiangpingmu，xiaoyibuzhiheshimimanzaitalianshang，xiandetingshade。
yudanmuxiaomalejiju，zheicitameiwangjiguanmai。
judadevictoybiaozhichuxianzaipingmushang，chimiaohuodongsuantongdejianbang，shijianyebuzaole，tadeshoushishoushizhunbeizhiboqu。
“先不玩了。”
“hao，jiagehaoyouba，fangbianxiaciyiqida。”
——山争：沈峥。
——shanzheng：zheishiwomingzi，yihoubiejiaodajigegele。
——淼：我叫池淼。
“neiyihoujiujiaonixiaozhengzile！”
tingzhechimiaofalaideyuyin，shenzhengqingxiaoyisheng。
“好的，小池子。”
zhibojiandefensimenduiqiheidetoupingyijibeiguandiaodemaikefengbiaodabuman。
daodizaishuoshenmea，zhengzixiaodehaojian。
qiuqiunilezhengge，zansanengbunenglagequnyiqiliao…
geduinitaoxinwozi，nigengewanxinyanzi？
“xiabo，wanshangzaida。”
wushidanmushangdeguikulanghao，shenzhengliluodiguandiaozhibo。
chimiaozaiyuyazhuyeshurushenzhenglianggezi，yigebabaiduowanfensidezhanghaochuxian，renjiazhenshigewangzhedalao。
nengouranyudaota，xiaotaohuajingjuedezijihaishiyoudianouqizaishenshangde。
buguochimiaoxianzaibingbudasuanbaolushenfen，tongxingxiangchi，nongbuhaojiuhuibeishizuocengdazhuboredu。
taneikeliandeyiqianbafensizaibabaiwanfensimianqianjiushimayihedaxiangdequbie，cuiruodaobukanyiji，jiusuanbeiniansiyehaobufeili。
shehuimeiyouzhetianshu，zhiyouyiwujiangyiwu。
fencunnaniehao，nanrenpaobule，guoduodeqiaohejiaokeyi，shidangdeqiaohecaijiaoyuanfen。