啥时候成了上门女婿
停车场。
linaotuizhelunyi，laidaoleyichujiaoluo。
jiuzaizheishihou，congwaimianshijinlaiyiliangheisedejiazhangbanbujiadi。
“shaoye，womenlaile！”
neiyiliangheisedejiazhangbanbujiadizailinaomianqiantingxialaizhihou，zouxialaisangechuanzheheisexizhuangdaizhemojingdebaobiao。
neilinaosuiranxianzaixinqingyijinghuifulepingjing，dantahaishichenzhelianduitamenshuodao：“bangwodiaochayigeren，neigerenjiaozuomuzihan，woyaozheigerendesuoyouziliao。”
neisangebaobiaowenyan，xianghuduishileyiyanzhihou，bianshidianlediantouduilinaoshuodao：“shi，shaoye！”
piankehou，weishouyigebaobiaoduilinaoshuodao：“shaoye，ninxianzaizhongyushixiangtongle，zhunbeijieshouqianyijituanderenminglema？laodongshizhangyijingdengdaininhenjiule。”
tingdaozheihua，linaodanxiaoleyishengshuodao：“dangnian，laodongshizhangmingmingshiduidashixiongqinglaiyoujia，erwoqueyinweibuhuishecanlianhuazaodaolelengluo。laodongshizhangshenzhishizhunbeijiangweizhichuanjidashixiongde。meixiangdao，zaohuanongren，dashixiongyinweiyishidezifu，zhifafanfa。ranhoulangdangruyu，gaodesheiyejiubuleta。”
“suoyilaodongshizhangzhinenggoujiangweizhichuanjishaoyele。”neibaobiaoantanleyishengduilinaoshuodao，“xianzailaodongshizhangyijingwulizhangguanqianyijituan，zhengdengzheshaoyehuiquni。”
“huiqu？xianzaizhongyushixiangqiwolailema？dangchuwohaisizhijianquandeshihou，jinjinzhishiyinweidashixiongdewuduanxianhai，jiujiangwoganchulai。xianzaiwoshuangtuicanfeile，faneryaowohuiqu，dangzhenshikexiaozhiji。”linaoyilianhaoxiaodishuodao。
sangebaobiaowenyan，doushimianmianxiangqu。
“haole，fuwojinquba。wojintiandaoshiyaokankan，laodongshizhangshibushizhendexiangyaobaqianyijituandeweizhijiaojiwo。”linaoshuodao。
“是，少爷！”
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竹泉山庄。
zheishiweiyushuchengchengwaizhuquanshanshangdeyizuoshanzhuang。
“aoer，zheimeduonianle，nizhongyuxiangqi，laikanwolaile。”
bingtazhishang，yigeshenzheshuiyidelaoren，yilianxinweidineizhanzaimianqiandelinaoshuodao。
linaokandaoneibingtazhishangdelaoren，zeshibudongshengsedishuodao：“neimeduonianle，nijingranhaihuozhe。”
“wojiusuanxianzaixiangquxifangjileshijieyemeiyoubanfaa。”laorenyilianwunaidishuodao，“chufeinixianzaimashangdayingwo，jietiqianyijituanzhiwei。”
“dangniannibuxiangchuanweijiwo，ershirangwohuidaoshucheng，chengjiuzijideshiye。xianzai，wozaishuchengyitahutu，nizenmefanerxiangdao，rangwolaijietiqianyijituandongshizhangzhiweile？”neilinaodeshuangyanzhongfuxianchuyimoyihuozhise。
anlishuo，mianqiandezheigelaoren，yejiushitadeshifu，buxiangshineizhongzuoshibuyanjinzhibei。
“wozheiyeshimeiyoubanfadeshiqinga。”neilaorenweiweiditanleyikouqishuodao，“ruguonibudaying，zheiqianyijituan，jiangwurennenggoujieguan。ernishichulenidashixiongzhiwai，woweiyideqinchuandizi，buchuanjini，chuanjishei？”
tingdaozheihua，neilinaodanxiaodiduilaorenshuodao：“ruguobushidashixiongchushi，nikenenggenbenjiuxiangbudaowoba？”
neilaorenwenyan，lianshangshenseyijiang。
buguohenkuai，tabianshichenyinzheduineilinaoshuodao：“zongzhi，liujinideshijianbuduole。zheiyangba，nixiancongjieguanqianyijituanzaidimianshangjingyingdeshengyizuoqi。womendasuan，zaishuchengxinchengliyijiajingyingzhongcaoyaodegongsi。”
“nirangwohuilai，jieguanqianyijituan，jiuweilerangwozaidimianshang，jieguanyijiazhongcaoyaogongsi？”linaoshenshendikanleyiyanneilaorenshuodao，“nishiweilejidashixiongshoushilantanziba？ruguowomeicaicuodehua，zhiqiandashixiongchenglideneijiayaochangchushibeicha，zelingzhengdun，xianzaibeiniyonglaizuoweixingongsidekaiyezichanleba？”
“nidequehencongming。”laorenzanshangdikanzhelinaoshuodao，“bucuo，wodequeshiyouzheigedasuan。”
“shifu，neixianzaikanlai，nihaishiheyiqianyiyanga，dashixiongchuangxiadehuo，youwolaishoushilantanzi。”linaodanxiaoleyishengshuodao。
“neinidaying，haishibudaying？”laorenshenshendikanlelinaoyiyanshuodao，“ruguowomeiyoujicuodehua，niyinggaicaigangbeisushijituanjitichulaiba？ruguonibujieshoudehua，neimenixianzaikejiushenmedoubushi，zhishigeshuangtuicanjidefeiwubale。”
tingdaozheihua，neilinaojinjindiwoleyixiashuangquan。
kandaolinaozheixianrudaolechenmodangzhongdeyangzi，laorendaoyeshibuji，ershijingjingdidengdaizhelinaodehuida。
fanzheng，nitaduilinaodelejie，linaoshizhongshihuidayingde。
guoran，zhijianneilinaoshenxileyikouqi，duineilaorenshuodao：“hao，wodayingni，huiqujieguanxindeyiyaogongsi。danshi，niyededayingwoyigetiaojian。”
“haha，nijiranyijingjieshou，neimeyoushenmetiaojianjiushuochulaiba。zhiyaowonenggoumanzunide，wodoudayingni。”laorenhahadaxiaodikanzhelinaoshuodao。
“suoyoudezuzhiherenshou，quanbudoudetingwode，tongshi，suoyoudezichandouyaojieshouwodeanpai。”linaoshuodao。
neilaorenshenqingyileng，buguotahenkuaibianshihahadaxiaoleyishengshuodao：“neishidangrande，nibijingshijijiangjierenqianyijituandejichengren，suoyirenshouheziyuankeyisuibiannidiaopai。”
“hao，neijiuyiyanweiding。”linaoshuowan，bianshilikailezhuquanshanzhuang，qianwangsujiabieshu。
tadasuan，jiangzheigehaoxiaoxigaosusuyanyu。
yinwei，zheiyangsushijituanyoujiule，buhuirangsuyanyuwanquansangshihuayuquan。
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suyanyudefumu，sushuguohejiangdaiyingzhuzaizheixianwuxiaoqude1888hao。
pingshi，suyanyuhelinaoyezhuzaizheili。
keyishuo，sujiayijiarendouzhuzaizheili。
chulesushuguo、jiangdaiyinghesuyanyuyijilinao，haiyouyigezhengzaidudaxuedesuqingshui，yejiushisuyanyudemeimei。
linaodangzhenshiganxiesujiayijiaren，yinweijibianshitaluoxiacanjideliangnianyilai，sujiayeconglaimeiyouxianqiguota。
jibiantayijingmeiyoulejia，danshitazhuzaisujiadezheisannian，neijiuxiangshitadejiayiyang。
xianwuxiaoqu1888hao。
linaocongcheshangxialai，zaisijidebangzhuzhixiazuozailunyishangzhihou，bianshiyousijituizhe，jinruleneiruodadebieshuyuanluodangzhong。
tadezhangmuniang，jiangdaiyingcishizhengrutongwangchangyiyang，zaitingyuandangzhongshinongzheneixiexiangshuiyuejihexiangshuibaihe，yijidadaxiaoxiaodeduorouzhiwu。
zaikandaolinaobeirentuizhelunyizouruzhihou，yuanbenmiandaiweixiaodejiangdaiying，queshidouranbianleyanse。
zhijianneijiangdaiying，sanbubingzuoliangbulaidaolinaodemianqian，duitadashengdihouzheshuodao：“nijiwogunchusujia！zheilibushinijia，gunchuqu。”
tingdaozheihua，neilinaodunshishijingdaile。
zheili，zenmekenengbushitadejia？
tasannianlaiyizhibazheilidangchengshijiadea！
yushineilinaobuyoudeduijiangdaiyingshuodao：“ma，nizaishuoshenme？zheilijiushiwojiaa。”
“zheilibushinijia，zheilishisujia！”jiangdaiyinglengxiaoleyishengshuodao，“niyebuyaojiaowoma，niyoubushiwomensujiadeerzi。”
“kewo......woshisuyanyudezhangfua，nandaobushininerlaodebangeerzima？”linaolenglengdishuodao。
“nihaihaoyisishuo？”jiangdaiyinglengxiaoleyishengshuodao，“zicongnicanjizhihou，womensujiadouyaofushini，jiulianwomenjiayanyu，haohaodeyigedagongsizongcai，meitianjiabanjiadaoneimewan，huilaizhihouhaiyaozhaoguni。ernini？chengtianjiuzuozailunyishangxiangfu，haiyizhizhuzaiqizijia，nishuo，womenyaonizheicanfeideshangmennvxuyoushenmeyong？！”
“shangmennvxu？”linaojuedekexiaowubi。
tashenmeshihou，chengleshangmennvxulea！？