“jiubaa…”yinleshengshuohuashengyinzongshijianjiande。
“wozhidaowozhidao！superxjiubashizhenggegshidaxuechengzuiyoumingde！wohaimeiquguoni！”renguangyuanxingfendao。
“zou，jintianjiudainimenjianshijianshi！yunqihaodehuahainengyougeyànyu！”boshicuozheshouqidaidao。
xuyuxingbuxihuanquneixiechaochaonaonaodedifang，erqiejintianmangmangliuliuxialaitazhendeyouxieleile，buguojirandajiadouzheimexingzhigaozhang，tayebuhaosaoledajiadexing。
“niquguojiubama？”pangziyinleshengxiaoshengdechuolechuoxuyuxing。
“en…”xuyuxingdunledun，xiaozhenaolenaotou，“womeiyou。”
qishitaquguo，zijinei“keaide”faxiaocongxiaoxinggezhangyang，zheizhongrenaodedifangyigebuluo，erqiezaitameiyounanpengyoudeshihou，meichangdouhenbukeqiderangxuyuxingdanghuhuashizhe。
huazhedanongzhuangdenvshengzaiwuchizhongniudongzhemanmiaodeshenzi，yixienianqingdexiaohuoziyegenzheyinlewangqingdeyaobai。
boshiyikanjiushichangke，zuoguaiyouguaizhaodaoleyigexiangduianjingdegejian：“dajialaizuo，jintianwomaidan，yihoujiumeizheimehaodedaiyuleha！”
“xiexiege！”xuyuxingxiedao。
“xiaciwoqing！laiwojia！”renguangyuandashengdehanzhe，haoxianghaimeiyouconggangjinjiubaxuannaodefenweilizouchulai。
“xiangchishenmeheshenmesuibiandian！zheijiajiubazuishenqideshihainengchihuoguo！”
“neiwokedechangchang，jiubalichihuoguo！”renguangyuanshigezilaishu，haobukeqidekaishidiancan。
superxjiubazhengrutademingzi，rangrenmobudaotounao，quenengjiniwuxiankeneng，zhiankanbigonganju，suoyixiyinlehenduodaxueshengmumingerlai。
“yuxingnibushibendirenba？”boshiwendao。
“恩？我是。”
“woyiweinishinanfangrenni，zhangzheimebai，zheimejingzhi。”
“keke，ge，baijiuxingle，jingzhibugandang。”
xuyuxingmeiniandouhuiquhaibianshairiguangyu，keshizenmeshaijiushibushangse，hufupinyigaibuyong，kezheizhanglianjiushibixiaoguniangdefuzhihaiyaohao。tayeyouxiekunao，nanrenmahaishicaodianhao，jiuxiangjintiankanjiandeneige…
“ge，nizenmegenwomenyigesushe？”renguangyuanwendao。
“wozhudonghedaoshishuode，wokebuxiangheyiduilaotouzizhuzaiyiqi。woshuoshiqijianyougeboshisheng，tiantianlaopohaizigongzuode，taifan！”boshiyanguanliulu，kanzhelvexianjucudexiaopang，laoqiyikuaiziroujiajixiaopang，“xiaopang，chirou，kuai。”
renguangyuanderenshenggeyanjiushi：guangbuduan，shengyuanbuduan。jianjigerenguangmaizhetouchifan，qifenyouxieanjing，renguangyuanpaochuyigexinshengmendouguanxindewenti：“ge，zankechengjinbu？”
“tingjinde，puhahaha，”boshituranxiaolechulai，dajiayouxiemangrandekanzheta。
“meishimeishi，nimenhaixiao，keke，zanmenxuexiaodekechenga，dayiqueshitingduode。danshibigaozhonghaotaiduo，bushangkedeshihounixiangganmaganma！”
“ge，niyounvpengyoulema？”yanjingrenguangyuanhuafengyizhuan，sangerenshunjianmingbaile，hongdexiaoleqilai，yinleshengbiexiaodeliandouhongle。
“you，zanguojiadexingjiaoyuzheimechaoqianla！”
dajiachizhehuoguo，hezhejiu，liaozhedaisedebudaisededuanzi。
yiguyanweicongshenbianpiaoguo，yinweiyouge“laoyan***qin，xuyuxingduiyuyanweifeichangminganshenzhiyouxieexin。
taxiayishizhouzhemeitouxunzhaoyanweidelaiyuan，yigeshenlianggaotiaodekuandabeiyingjiazheyan，chuanguoyipaipaizuowei，xiaoshizaizoulangjintou“xianrenwujin”dehuisetiemenzhong。
xuyuxingyouxiechushen，tazhijuedeneigebeiyingjingranyouxieshuxi。
“kanshenmeni！”renguangyuanyongshouzaixuyuxingdemianqianhuanglehuang。
“美女。”
“nani？nani！”boshiheyanjingtongshiwendao，chezheboziqianhouzhangwang。
xuyuxingditouzhanliao：“xinli。”
“qie！nizheiren，meijing！”yanjingchizedao。
xuyuxingxiaolexiao，taganjuezijizhendeshizhelemo。
xinshengruxuedeqianjitian，jiushizaihuiyizhongduguode。xuyuxingyijingbeijia20duogexuejie，beipolejielexuexiaogedazuzhi。taxinzhonggantan，zheixiexuejiebuquxuexuanchuanlaixuehuijizhendeshiqucaile。
“nixiangjinxueshenghuima？”susheli，xiaopangtuozhedengzinuodaoxuyuxingshenpangwendao。
“jinya！bujinjianzhijiushirenshengyidayihana！”yanjingqiangdadao。
“en，yanjingshuodemeicuo。”xuyuxingshuangshoubaoxiong，qiaoqidengzilianggetuixianhuang，diantoudao。
“neiwoyeshishi，niqunagebu？”
“wohaimeixianghao。”zhunquedeshuo，xuyuxinghaimeidatinghao。
congneirizhihou，xianghanjiuzaiyemeiyouchuxianguo，tazhudesusheyezhijiandandefanglexuexiaofadechuangpu。xuyuxingxinxiang，taneizhonglengkuderenkenengbuhuiqujingxuanxueshenghuiba。
ding~ninyouyitiaoxinxiaoxi。
laojie：“laodi，wanshangjiejieqingnichidunfan，leyuandajie，xiaoruanzhudian，qidiane~bujianbusanmuma。”
“youzhi。”zuishangshuozhe，xuyuxinghaishichuandaihaoqule。
“jiejie~”yijinbaojian，xuyuxingjiujuedebutaidui，wuziyoudiantaidaleba。
“zheijiushixiaolaodiba。”shuohuadezhengshiqianjirizhanzaijiangtaishangjidajiakaihuidefudaoyuanxielaoshi。
“xiaolaodi，zheijiushiwochanghenishuodexuyuxing。”jiejieyongzhediaokandeyuqi，duixielaoshishuodao。
xuyuxingjianlaoshishenchulaideshou，mangshangqianwoshouwenhao。zuoxiashichouleyiyanzijineigebuzhediaodejiejie，guorantayongzheezuojudeyanguangkanzheziji。
jiezhejiutingtashuodao：“yuxing，zheishiniderenkelaoshiliulaoshi、zhanglaoshi、cuilaoshitamendoushiwogaozhongtongxue。”xuyuxingyigelaoshiyigelaoshidewoshou。
zhenggewanfan，heyiduilaoshizuozaiyiqi，xuyuxingruzuozhenzhan。xijianxuyuxingjiujizhuyijuhua“wodilianpibo，nimenkantanalizuocuolezhijieshangshoupiping，nengdongshouqianwanbuyaozui。”
……
“bushishuobuzhunnimenhewodelaoshidazhaohuma！”sanxihou，xuyuxingzuozaicheshangyouxienaohuo。
“henidelaoshi？zheikedoushiwodehaopengyou，zhanglaoshicuilaoshihaijingchangdaizhenikandianyingniwanglemadou？”
“suanle，landehenichao。”xuyuxingbatoupianxiangchuangwai，xinzhongyouxieyumen，taxiangyaokaozijideliliangquhuoqu，keshijialirenduitadezhaoguquewuweibuzhi。
“hengheng，buzhidaoshisheiyizhixiangchirenjiadianlidezhuzhouzi，zuohaoshirenhaibulingqing，heng。”
xuyuxingzhijuedechiqilaitingshunzui，xijianmangzheyingfuyiganlaoshizijidoumeiyouzenmezhuyibiedeshiqing，zaikankanjiejieneigejianjidechengdeyangzi，ai……quantianxiadejiejiedouzheigeyangzima？dayibazhangzaisaitianzao？
xuyuxingbushuohua，yongshoujiuzhezijibizihelianshangqideganpi。junxunzheijitiantaiyanghaobukeqi，feichangdula，shaidexuyuxinglianshangdouqipi。
“pa——”yigebazhangluozaileshoubeishang。
“niganmadawo！”zhenbukuishizheigeshijieshangnengbifengxuyuxingderenxuanqiyi。
“wojiuzhidaonigeshazibuhuizijimaifangshaitu。”shuozhecongcheshangdexiaoshounaxiangnachuyiguanfangshairengjilezuozaifujiashishangdexuyuxing。
“chumenzhiqian20fenzhongcashang。”
xuyuxingyoubafangshairenglehuiqu：“nanrenma……”
“jiuyaocaoyidian，”jiejiehaoxiangzaojiuyuliaodaolexuyuxingdefanying，yidiandoubushengqidijiedao：“wojiuzhidao。”
youcongshounaxianglinachuyiguanyaogao，shuo：“shaishangyao，zheigexingba？”
“嗯。”
buyihui，xuyuxing：“heihei，xiexiejiejie~”
“昂。”