第1章 大郎吃药了

“大郎吃药了!”

yishengjiaodidideshengyinzaiwuzhierbianxiangqilai。

“sheiyoukaiwanxiao!”wuzhizhengbukaiyanjing,zaixinzhonganandedao:

“neigenvtongshihewokaiwanxiaoni,douguailaodiejiwoqidemingzi!”

wuzhinulizhengkaixingzhongdeyanpi,yigeguzhuangmeirenduanzhemaozhereqidetangwan,duanzhuangdezhanzaiyanqian,yiliandejingxi。

nvzititaiyaomei,gupanshengzi,meizouyibu,doushilianbuqingyao。

yadanxiulian,junyanxiumei,heifarupu,yeshifengqingwanzhong;youqishiyanjiaodeleizhi,gengshiyanbogouren。

shouzhixixizhangzhangde,xiangyuhouxinchudesunyajianer。duanzheheiyaowan,heibaiyingchengengjiayoumeigan。

shenyingmanmandezoudaowuzhidechuangqian,xiongkouweilu,wanxiayao,yipianmirendejingseyingruyanlian。

“dalang,nizhongyuxingle,lai,kuaibayaohele。”

shirundeqixishunzheerduo,liujindanao,shunjianrangwuzhiyoudianxuemaipenzhang。

wuzhibeiloujinyigexiangruandehuaizhong,liangdatuanrouruanliaobodetaxinzhongbotaoqifu。bizizhongbuguangwendaomeinvkouzhiweidao,haiyouyaotangdekuwei。

“zheibushizaikaiwanxiaoa!”

“nisheia?”wuzhiqixiweiruodedao。

zijidetongshijueduimeiyouzheiyangjibiedemeinv!

zheiyangjibiedemeinvzhinengzaidianyingdianshihemengjingzhongcainengkandao。

“nujiajinliana,shinidehunjia……”

panjinliandengdayanjing,shuiwangwangdetaohuayanzhongdoushichijing。zheigewudazenmeganranfenghan,haoxiangnaodaiyehuaile。

“panjinlian?sheizhaonilaikaizheigewanxiao?”wuzhijingyadeyanjingfazhitoufashangshu:

“nizheiyangdedameinv……woqu!”

金莲?潘金莲!

大郎?我是武大郎?

zijishichuanyuele,haitemedechuanyuedaoleyangguxian,chenglewusongdedidi,wudalang,neigechuibingaizi。

yanxia,panjinlianjiniheyao,neitemegenjujuqinglai,ximenqingyijinggenyanqiandezheigepoxiegaoshangle,zijiyaosiqiulea。

wuzhixiangdaozheili,etoudunshilenghanzhimao。

这毒药啊。

panjinlianjianci,ganjinduanqichuangbiandeyaowan,didaowuzhidezuibian:

“dalang,nishibushiyoutoutengle,kuai,ganjinbayaohele,helejiuhaole。”

“不喝。”

zheitemehelezhijiejiuguixile,haogepi。

wuzhisuoxingyanjingyibi,boziyiniu,bieguotouqu。

“dalang,wozhidaoyaohenku,woyijinggengebidewangpopoyaoleyitangle,nikuaiheleba。”

wangpopo,neibujiushiwangpo!

wuzhiyiting,gengbunenghele:“buhe,wobuhe……”。

“dalang,nizheidaodizenmele?”

yijuhuameiyoushuowan,wuzhibijinzuibazhuantou。takandaolewulidechenshe!

zheixielaojiujianloudejiaju,haiyoutoudingdeshabuzhangzi。sheiyaozhengguziji,neibenqianyexiadetaidale!zijikendingchuanyuelea!

wuzhizhidaoshiqingbumiao,zheicaixiangqilaizijizenmeyunmiguoqude。

wuzhishiyigedaxingguojigangkoudepaichusuojingcha。zheitianshuoyouyigexiaoyunshiwanggangkouzalai。gangkoujinjicheli,danshihaishaoyiren。

wuzhihuiquzhaoren,yituanhuoyancongtiankongzhongzalexialai。meixiangdaoyizhengyanjiulaidaozheili。

wuzhinaodaiyunhuhudeshanxianchuyixiehuamian。rangwuzhimingbaitachuanyuefushenzaiwudalangwuzhishentishang。

“滚!”

wuzhifaxianzijifachudeshengyinhenweiruo,yekandaozijishentizhendehenduanxiao。sancundinggushupizheigexingrongzhenmeicuo。

wuzhihenjuewang,qianshenzijikeshiyigeyimibawuyingjunjuelundedahana!xianzaibianchenglesancundinggushupi,erqiezhengyaobeidufupanjinlianweiyao!

“dalangnifenghanhenyanzhong。woqingwangganniangzaiximenshengyaopumaide,jiazhongyinqiandouyaoyongguangle……”

**taohuayanzhongyouleleishui。

panjinlianxinzhongzheijiaoyigekua,zijixinbitiangaoquemingbizhibo。zenmejiujialezheigeyigesancundinggushupi。

“wangganniang,ximendaguanren,shengyaopu!”zheishiyaomingdezuhea。

wuzhihundouyaofeile,zheitamadegangchuanguolaijiuyaoguaa。gualeyouhendajilvshisidingle。

“dalangnibuheyaozenmenenghaoa?jiazhongmeiqianle……”

潘金莲抹着眼泪。

“nige**,niyaosiwo。dengwuerhuilai,kendingyaoshalenihejianfu!nilaoshidefushiwo,dengwuerhuilainibuzhiyudiulexingming。”wuzhidanudao。

wuzhisiguoyicile,buxiangzaisiyici。tazhinengbawuerlangtaichulaihehupanjinlian。

panjinlianbeishuodelengzhule。jiezhedakuleqilaidao:

“nishuodeshenmehuhua?jianfu?wonalilaidejianfu。haiyouzheiyangshuozijihunjiade?wobuhuole,zheijiusijinikan!”

“xiaoniangziqieman。nizheiqingsimihuodeganshenme?nijiadalangkendingshizuoemeng,haimeiyouqingxingguolai。nikantashuowuer,takendingyoumengdaozijididile!”

yigejianzuihousaidelaotaipotuimenzoulejinlai。

“wangganniangnitingtingtadoushuolexieshenme,zheibushiyaowoqusi!”panjinlianchuileidao。

“tazheishihutule,zheibuqingxingleguolai。”wangposhuodao。