第4章

jiemuzujianghuangtongyaochifangzaiyoumutuopanshang:“erlouliujiankefang,menpaidanshuchaohai。”

huayinweiluo,zhoumuyezhuaqi201yaochi:“benshaoyaotinglangshuijue!”maodingxueniansuizoulangjijing。

tangguoguobengtiaozhegoudao202yaochi:“woxihuan2zheigeshuzi!”

guzhaoyizhijianlveguo203yaochiwenlu,gongwenbaoyumumenxiangchufachuyanjindekouji。

chenmolinqi204yaochi,diannaobaodaigouzhufushouyouwushenghuatuo。

shenqinglidexiegenkoujishengtingzai205menqian。

lushiyanzuanzhezuihouneiba206yaochi,weiyichoushengzaizhangxinlechuhonghen,zaihunandedengguangxia,youyisijingxihequeyueqiaoqiaopashangxintou。

206fangjianjiuzai205depangbiana!zhendejiuzaitagebini!tajueduibushiyinweibiedeshenmeyuanyincaiguanzhudaozheilide。shiyinweiduitasuopeidaideneikezhenzhuchanshenglenonghoudexingqueryila!

dangneizhenzhudianzhuizaitadeshenshangshi,fangfozhenggeshijiedeguangmangdoubeihuijuzaileneili。meiyidaoguangxiantousheguolai,douhuizaizhenzhubiaomianzheshechuwucaibanlandesecai,shidezheikezhenzhuyufaxiandecuicanduomu、yiyishenghui。

shuoshizaihua,conglaijiumeiyourennenggouxiangtazheibanyuzhenzhuruciwanmeidiqihe。neikezhenzhudaizaitadeshenshang,jiuhaoxiangyuanbenjiushiweitaershengyibanziranhexie。wulunshizhenzhuyuanrunguanghuadezhigan,haishitasanfachulaidewenrunguangze,sihudouchengletadutemeilideyibufen。

lushiyanbujinanzichuaice,zheiyangmeilidongrendeta,yinggaiyeshihuishenshenxiaizhezheixiezhenzhudeba?bijing,tamenxianghuyingchenzhixiasuozhanxianchudeneizhongmei,jianzhirangrenwufakangju。

22:20,dangzuihouyidaomensuoqingxiangxiaosan,liubushoujizaiheianlitongshiwengming。

节目组短信:

【潮音小屋公约】

1.jinzhisixiajiaohuanlvpaopaolianxi

2.meiri23:00qianfasongxindongxinhao

3.qiansantiansixiagonggongquyuwaijinzhilianxidanduxiangchuchao20fenzhong

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22:25fangjianqiepian:

201fang,zhoumuyechuaikaifangmen,shoujizhibojingtousaoguomeigejiaoluo,zhiboshengchuantoumenfeng:“laotiemen!zheijiujiaoqiutukunjingahaha!”

202fang,tangguoguozaichuangtaibainongbeiqiao:“yaofaxinhaojisheini...”

203fang,guzhaoyiyongjiujingmianpiancashimenbasanbian,ranhouyonggangbizaibianqianxiexia:gongyuedi3tiaoshexianxianzhirenshenziyou。

204fang,chenmozuozaishuzhuoqian,jianpanqingxiang,pingmudaimaliuzhongzangzheyixingzhushi://xindongxinhao=shujudiubaolv?

205fang,shenqinglijiangchuangliandiaozhengwei87.5%zheguangdu,nuanguangtianshiguo《liangzishengxueyuanli》feiyeshi,chuangwaidehaihurananleyishun——gebi206fanglajinlezheguanglian。

[texie]:shenqinglisixiadegongyueduanxinbeimian,qianbicaoshu:“guizeloudong:qunfajigongkai”

206fang,lushiyandechuangtoujubaizhemuqinsaidexiangqinzhinan。

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chaoshuimanguowuyeshi,liudaowuxingdedianbozaibieshushangkongjiaozhi。yourenanxiafasongjian,yourenqingkongshurukuang,erhaifengzhengjiangmimichuixiangshenheisedeyangliu。

bieshuliushanchuangzaiheianzhongliangqiyoulanyingguang——jiemuzudejishiqikaishidaoliu。

205fang·liangzitaidexintiao

shenqinglidezhijianxuanzaifasongjianshang,pingmulengguangyingchutajiemaotouxiadezhageyinying。

chuangwaidelangshengturanyusannianqianshiyanshiyiqidewengmingzhongdie,taxunsuqingkongshurukuang,jiangshoujisaijin《liangzishengxueyuanli》jiaye。

shuyefandongshi,yimeitunsedeqinpushuqianhualuo,beimianqianbizijizaiyueguangxiafudong:【chaoxisuodingxuyaoyiwanniandeyinliqianban】。

206fang·weifasongdexingtu

lushiyandemuzhizailianxirenliebiaofanfuhuadong,weiyichoushengchanzhuwanbiaodai。taduizhekongduanxinkuangshuruyoushanchu,zuizhongpaixiachuangwaidexingxing。

dianjifasongdeshunjian,zhoumuyedelanyayinxiangturanzhaxiangyaogunle,tashouyidoujiangzhaopianfawang【quanbulianxiren】。

yueguangloujinchuanglianfengxishi,tazhengyongzhentoumenzhufatangdelian——chuangdigunchukecaomeiweiyingtang,tangzhishangyinzhemohudezhenzhutuan。

201fang·shujuliuxianjing

zhoumuyejiangzhibojingtouduizhunjishiqi,zaizuihouyimiaofasongkongbaiduanxin。taduizhejingtouzhayan:“zheijiaoliangzidiejiatai,laotiemen!”

shoujituranzhendong,jiemuzujinggao:【jiancedaoyichangshujubao】。taxiaozhejiangjinggaojietufajinmingwei【taihoujiankongzu】dejiamiliaotiankuang,chuangtaichonglangbanjiacengdehongdengtongbuximie。

202房·甜蜜乱码

tangguoguoyaozhebangbangtangchuopingmu:“chenmogedayingbangwoxiudiannao,qinglijieshuohuijiaowozhezhihe...”taanxiaquanxuanjiandeshunjian,beiqiaofenglingturanbeihaifengxianfan。

shoujixianshi【fasongchenggong】。

203房·法条为刃

guzhaoyiyonggangbijianhuaguogongyuedisantiao,zaibianqianzhishangyansuangailv:【qunfa=guibiweiguifengxian87.6%】。tajiangkongbaiduanxinbiaojiwei【zhengju01】cunruyunduan。

[texie]:yipangdebijibenlijiazhejiemuzuhetongcanye,weiyuejintiaokuanbeizhongdianbiaozhu。

204fang·chenmodeyichu

chenmodediannaozidonglanjiedaowutiaoxintiaoshujubao。dangtashitupoyishi,daimakuangturandanchujinggao:【error404:xindongxinhaobucunzai】。

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系统提示:

【jinrixindongxinhaotoudiwancheng】

【youxiaojieshoulv:33.3%】

【yichangshuju:2tiao(yigeli)】

【zuigaoxintiaofengzhi:128ci/fen(fangjian206)】

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短信投递结果:

沈青璃(205房)

发送至:【空号】

neirong:「liangzizhangluodaozhidekeguancewucha」

(xitongtishi:jieshouduanxinhaodiushi,zhuanweijiamihuancun)

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陆时砚(206房)

fasongzhi:【quanyuan】(wufa)

neirong:「[xingyunzhaopian].jpg」

(paishecanshuxianshijingtoudoudongyanzhong,jiaodianpianyi23.7%)

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周慕野(201房)

fasongzhi:【jiemuzufuwuqi】

内容:「」

(kongbaiduanxinfudai3mbdezhiboshujubao,chufafanlajixitong)

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唐果果(202房)

发送至:【全员】

neirong:「jinwandexingxingxiangsaledetiaotiaotang!」

(biaoqingbaozuhechufaminganciguolv,zhuanweiluanmachuanshu)

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顾昭意(203房)

fasongzhi:【xitongguanliyuan】

neirong:「genju《minfadian》di1032tiao,bentiaoxinxishiweiweigongkaiyinsi」

(zidongshengchengfalvxiaolishuiyin,fugaiyuanshishuju)

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陈默(204房)

fasongzhi:【null】

内容:

(chixushuru23fenzhonghoufangqi,caogaoxiangcanliudaimaduan:if(signal=true){echo"404"})

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【xintiaoxinhaoshujuzhongxin】

youxiaofasong:3tiao(shen/lu/tang)

yichangshuju:2tiao(zhou/gu)

chenmochengfa:1ren(chen)

fengzhixintiao:128bpm(lushiyanfasongshunjian)

“daoyan,tamenzaikaguizedeloudong,yaobuyaoxianzaiquganyutamen”,gongzuorenyuannaonaotou,youqiyouji,gendaoyanfenkai,“zheijiejiabinkezhenbuhaodai。”

daoyanyechoua,molemosuoshengwujidetoufa,yuxiangdaobochuhouyouyidabangrenyaozhouzijitutoule,renbuzhuqingtanyikouqi,nengzenmeban,zheixiezuzongmengenbendezuibuqi,yaoyaoya:“zheicibuyonglihui!!!tongzhixiaqumashangkaihuixiugaixiangguanxijie。”

guoranbuchusuoliaobochuhoudanmukuanghuan:

“hahaha,yuanlaidajiadouzheimewanshiba”

“hahahahahahahaxiaosi”

“很离谱很搞笑”

“yangepaideshijingtouwuzibahaha”

“guobaotegongshiqunfaxiaosi”

“zhoushaozaiduanxinlimaihuoshichuile”

“zheijigaimingjiao《xindong404》suanle”

“daoyanzunizheidoubuguanyixiade?daoyan,toutujinggao!”

……

chaoshengtunmeilefuwuqidewengming,liufenxindongxinhaozaihaidiguanglanzhongpiaoliu,xiangshenhaizhongyongbujiaohuidelinxiaqun。