jiemuzujianghuangtongyaochifangzaiyoumutuopanshang:“erlouliujiankefang,menpaidanshuchaohai。”
huayinweiluo,zhoumuyezhuaqi201yaochi:“benshaoyaotinglangshuijue!”maodingxueniansuizoulangjijing。
tangguoguobengtiaozhegoudao202yaochi:“woxihuan2zheigeshuzi!”
guzhaoyizhijianlveguo203yaochiwenlu,gongwenbaoyumumenxiangchufachuyanjindekouji。
chenmolinqi204yaochi,diannaobaodaigouzhufushouyouwushenghuatuo。
shenqinglidexiegenkoujishengtingzai205menqian。
lushiyanzuanzhezuihouneiba206yaochi,weiyichoushengzaizhangxinlechuhonghen,zaihunandedengguangxia,youyisijingxihequeyueqiaoqiaopashangxintou。
206fangjianjiuzai205depangbiana!zhendejiuzaitagebini!tajueduibushiyinweibiedeshenmeyuanyincaiguanzhudaozheilide。shiyinweiduitasuopeidaideneikezhenzhuchanshenglenonghoudexingqueryila!
dangneizhenzhudianzhuizaitadeshenshangshi,fangfozhenggeshijiedeguangmangdoubeihuijuzaileneili。meiyidaoguangxiantousheguolai,douhuizaizhenzhubiaomianzheshechuwucaibanlandesecai,shidezheikezhenzhuyufaxiandecuicanduomu、yiyishenghui。
shuoshizaihua,conglaijiumeiyourennenggouxiangtazheibanyuzhenzhuruciwanmeidiqihe。neikezhenzhudaizaitadeshenshang,jiuhaoxiangyuanbenjiushiweitaershengyibanziranhexie。wulunshizhenzhuyuanrunguanghuadezhigan,haishitasanfachulaidewenrunguangze,sihudouchengletadutemeilideyibufen。
lushiyanbujinanzichuaice,zheiyangmeilidongrendeta,yinggaiyeshihuishenshenxiaizhezheixiezhenzhudeba?bijing,tamenxianghuyingchenzhixiasuozhanxianchudeneizhongmei,jianzhirangrenwufakangju。
22:20,dangzuihouyidaomensuoqingxiangxiaosan,liubushoujizaiheianlitongshiwengming。
节目组短信:
【潮音小屋公约】
1.jinzhisixiajiaohuanlvpaopaolianxi
2.meiri23:00qianfasongxindongxinhao
3.qiansantiansixiagonggongquyuwaijinzhilianxidanduxiangchuchao20fenzhong
......
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22:25fangjianqiepian:
201fang,zhoumuyechuaikaifangmen,shoujizhibojingtousaoguomeigejiaoluo,zhiboshengchuantoumenfeng:“laotiemen!zheijiujiaoqiutukunjingahaha!”
202fang,tangguoguozaichuangtaibainongbeiqiao:“yaofaxinhaojisheini...”
203fang,guzhaoyiyongjiujingmianpiancashimenbasanbian,ranhouyonggangbizaibianqianxiexia:gongyuedi3tiaoshexianxianzhirenshenziyou。
204fang,chenmozuozaishuzhuoqian,jianpanqingxiang,pingmudaimaliuzhongzangzheyixingzhushi://xindongxinhao=shujudiubaolv?
205fang,shenqinglijiangchuangliandiaozhengwei87.5%zheguangdu,nuanguangtianshiguo《liangzishengxueyuanli》feiyeshi,chuangwaidehaihurananleyishun——gebi206fanglajinlezheguanglian。
[texie]:shenqinglisixiadegongyueduanxinbeimian,qianbicaoshu:“guizeloudong:qunfajigongkai”
206fang,lushiyandechuangtoujubaizhemuqinsaidexiangqinzhinan。
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chaoshuimanguowuyeshi,liudaowuxingdedianbozaibieshushangkongjiaozhi。yourenanxiafasongjian,yourenqingkongshurukuang,erhaifengzhengjiangmimichuixiangshenheisedeyangliu。
bieshuliushanchuangzaiheianzhongliangqiyoulanyingguang——jiemuzudejishiqikaishidaoliu。
205fang·liangzitaidexintiao
shenqinglidezhijianxuanzaifasongjianshang,pingmulengguangyingchutajiemaotouxiadezhageyinying。
chuangwaidelangshengturanyusannianqianshiyanshiyiqidewengmingzhongdie,taxunsuqingkongshurukuang,jiangshoujisaijin《liangzishengxueyuanli》jiaye。
shuyefandongshi,yimeitunsedeqinpushuqianhualuo,beimianqianbizijizaiyueguangxiafudong:【chaoxisuodingxuyaoyiwanniandeyinliqianban】。
206fang·weifasongdexingtu
lushiyandemuzhizailianxirenliebiaofanfuhuadong,weiyichoushengchanzhuwanbiaodai。taduizhekongduanxinkuangshuruyoushanchu,zuizhongpaixiachuangwaidexingxing。
dianjifasongdeshunjian,zhoumuyedelanyayinxiangturanzhaxiangyaogunle,tashouyidoujiangzhaopianfawang【quanbulianxiren】。
yueguangloujinchuanglianfengxishi,tazhengyongzhentoumenzhufatangdelian——chuangdigunchukecaomeiweiyingtang,tangzhishangyinzhemohudezhenzhutuan。
201fang·shujuliuxianjing
zhoumuyejiangzhibojingtouduizhunjishiqi,zaizuihouyimiaofasongkongbaiduanxin。taduizhejingtouzhayan:“zheijiaoliangzidiejiatai,laotiemen!”
shoujituranzhendong,jiemuzujinggao:【jiancedaoyichangshujubao】。taxiaozhejiangjinggaojietufajinmingwei【taihoujiankongzu】dejiamiliaotiankuang,chuangtaichonglangbanjiacengdehongdengtongbuximie。
202房·甜蜜乱码
tangguoguoyaozhebangbangtangchuopingmu:“chenmogedayingbangwoxiudiannao,qinglijieshuohuijiaowozhezhihe...”taanxiaquanxuanjiandeshunjian,beiqiaofenglingturanbeihaifengxianfan。
shoujixianshi【fasongchenggong】。
203房·法条为刃
guzhaoyiyonggangbijianhuaguogongyuedisantiao,zaibianqianzhishangyansuangailv:【qunfa=guibiweiguifengxian87.6%】。tajiangkongbaiduanxinbiaojiwei【zhengju01】cunruyunduan。
[texie]:yipangdebijibenlijiazhejiemuzuhetongcanye,weiyuejintiaokuanbeizhongdianbiaozhu。
204fang·chenmodeyichu
chenmodediannaozidonglanjiedaowutiaoxintiaoshujubao。dangtashitupoyishi,daimakuangturandanchujinggao:【error404:xindongxinhaobucunzai】。
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系统提示:
【jinrixindongxinhaotoudiwancheng】
【youxiaojieshoulv:33.3%】
【yichangshuju:2tiao(yigeli)】
【zuigaoxintiaofengzhi:128ci/fen(fangjian206)】
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短信投递结果:
沈青璃(205房)
发送至:【空号】
neirong:「liangzizhangluodaozhidekeguancewucha」
(xitongtishi:jieshouduanxinhaodiushi,zhuanweijiamihuancun)
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陆时砚(206房)
fasongzhi:【quanyuan】(wufa)
neirong:「[xingyunzhaopian].jpg」
(paishecanshuxianshijingtoudoudongyanzhong,jiaodianpianyi23.7%)
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周慕野(201房)
fasongzhi:【jiemuzufuwuqi】
内容:「」
(kongbaiduanxinfudai3mbdezhiboshujubao,chufafanlajixitong)
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唐果果(202房)
发送至:【全员】
neirong:「jinwandexingxingxiangsaledetiaotiaotang!」
(biaoqingbaozuhechufaminganciguolv,zhuanweiluanmachuanshu)
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顾昭意(203房)
fasongzhi:【xitongguanliyuan】
neirong:「genju《minfadian》di1032tiao,bentiaoxinxishiweiweigongkaiyinsi」
(zidongshengchengfalvxiaolishuiyin,fugaiyuanshishuju)
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陈默(204房)
fasongzhi:【null】
内容:
(chixushuru23fenzhonghoufangqi,caogaoxiangcanliudaimaduan:if(signal=true){echo"404"})
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【xintiaoxinhaoshujuzhongxin】
youxiaofasong:3tiao(shen/lu/tang)
yichangshuju:2tiao(zhou/gu)
chenmochengfa:1ren(chen)
fengzhixintiao:128bpm(lushiyanfasongshunjian)
“daoyan,tamenzaikaguizedeloudong,yaobuyaoxianzaiquganyutamen”,gongzuorenyuannaonaotou,youqiyouji,gendaoyanfenkai,“zheijiejiabinkezhenbuhaodai。”
daoyanyechoua,molemosuoshengwujidetoufa,yuxiangdaobochuhouyouyidabangrenyaozhouzijitutoule,renbuzhuqingtanyikouqi,nengzenmeban,zheixiezuzongmengenbendezuibuqi,yaoyaoya:“zheicibuyonglihui!!!tongzhixiaqumashangkaihuixiugaixiangguanxijie。”
guoranbuchusuoliaobochuhoudanmukuanghuan:
“hahaha,yuanlaidajiadouzheimewanshiba”
“hahahahahahahaxiaosi”
“很离谱很搞笑”
“yangepaideshijingtouwuzibahaha”
“guobaotegongshiqunfaxiaosi”
“zhoushaozaiduanxinlimaihuoshichuile”
“zheijigaimingjiao《xindong404》suanle”
“daoyanzunizheidoubuguanyixiade?daoyan,toutujinggao!”
……
chaoshengtunmeilefuwuqidewengming,liufenxindongxinhaozaihaidiguanglanzhongpiaoliu,xiangshenhaizhongyongbujiaohuidelinxiaqun。