“儿啊，该喝药了”
zhujiuganghuifuyidianyishi，erbianjiuxiangqilebeishangdekuhaosheng
ranhousaibangzijiubeirenniezhu，qiangxingwangtazuiliguanwenredeyeti
cibideweidao，rangganghuifuyidianyishideta，youxianruleheian
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“era，nishiweiniangshenglebaduojinhuazhihou，caidedeminggenzi，niyaosi，yedaishangnianga”
ganghuifuyishidemounv，hedeyouchadianxianruheian，nandaotabujinzhongshengle，haiduolegewujian?
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mounvxinliyiqunwuyagagafeiguo
被屁崩没了???
要不要这么离谱?
zheishibushibitajimowuliaodaoyiyu，zijibazijigalegenglipu?
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tingshuoguotianshangdiaoxianbingde，zaibujidiaogelinmeimeiyexingya，nizheishiyaogaonachu?”
ranhoutahuangbuzelu，zijizhuangqiangshang，bazijizhuangyunle
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tiaojianfanshedewangqu，chadianbataheniaole
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zhujiuyiguluqishen，gubushangexin、haipa，bayijiuwozhetajiaodeguaishouchexialai，jiaoxiaxiangzhuanglefenghuolun，yizhenfengsidepaole