naozijicunchu（qingkeguanmenyouxudebanaozijicun，jizhuzijidejicunhaoma，buyaoqucuolebierendenaozi。）
天盛朝，十五年春
yanyangfu—linhaizhen—taoyuancun
chunyurusi，xirunwanwu，jizheigecunzhuangchuanshangleyicengmeilideshayi。
yishanbangshuidexiaoshancun，yizuomaocaofangjinglizaiyuzhong，jigecunminweizailibaqiangwai，shenzhetouwangyuanneikan。
“zhuren，zhuren，kuaixingxing。”
“zhuren，jiancedaoninxianzaideshentizhengxueliubuzhi，kuaidian、kuaidian、kuaidianhelingquanshuizijiuyixia。”
linyuxinmimihuhuzhong，ganjuehaoxiangyourenzaishuohua，danshitingbuqingshuodeshenme。
tabushisiyukongnanlema？zenmehuitingdaoyourenshuohua？nanbuchengdaoledifu？
zixitingcaitingqing，shiyourenzaijiaotazijiu！！！
忍不住在心里吐槽：
“zenmezijiu？zijidoubeizhachenghuilehainengzijiu？nandaonvwaniangniangnengbazijideguhuitiaochulai，hedianshuizaizhongxinnieyixia？zheitamabushikaiwanxiaoma？”
“zhuren，nibashouzhifangdaozuibian，xinlixiangzhelingquanshui，jiunenghedaolingquanshuile，kuaidian，kuaidian，ruoshininzheijushentizaigale，guaguawokeshimeiyougongdezaijiuninyicile！”
“ye？zaixinlixiangyehuibeitingdaoma？”
linyuxinzhuyidaolezheirenshuodezhongdian，zaisiyicijiujiubuletale，neibujiushizhengmingzijihaihuozhe？
buguansanqiershiba，xianganjinzhaozuo，baozhuxiaomingyaojin。
gangbashouzhifangdaozuibian，yigugantianbianliurukouzhong，qingliangganhuaguohoulong，tarenbuzhuduohelejikou。
yishunjian，bianganjueshentineisuoyoudexibaozaixiufu、zengqiang。
“laoer，haibukuaiqubanijianeigesangqiwanyirengchuqu，biesizaiwodeyuanzili，pingbaidejiworelehuiqi。”
zhanzaiwuyanxiadelaowangshituomohengfei，yizhishouchazheyao，lingyizhishouyixiayixia，chuozhezhanzaitapangbiandelindanian。
lindanianmunedizouxiangyuanzizhongjian，tangzaidishangmanlianshixuedenvhai，buliaobeizhaoshimengdizhuangleyigelieju。
suihouzhaoshijiangbangeshenzifuzailindayashenshang，fangzhilindanianbatadiuchuqu。
“niang，qiuqiunile，qinglangzhonglaijiujiuwodenver！tahaimeisi，qiuqiunile！”
laowangshilenghengyisheng，zhangmanlemazidelianshanghengroudouledou。
“tayepei？qinglangzhongbuyaoyinqian？wokemeiyinqiandazheigepeiqianhuoshenshang。laopoziwolaxiazheizhanglaolian，panguanxicaizhaodemenlu，songtaquqianfuxiangfu。takehao？xunsimihuodebazheizhuangmeishijijiaohuangle，tianshengdejianpeizi！silegenghao，shengdelangfeiliangshi！”
neikeshizhengzhengshilianga！yankankuaiyaodaoshoudeyinzijiuzheimefeile，laowangshidehuoqizhichongtianlinggai。
zhaoshimengdetaitoudingzhelaowangshi，xinghongdeyanzhongyouhenyihebugan。
“jishixiangfu，nizenmeburangdagejiadeyatouqu？dayahaiweijiji！nizenmezheimehendexin？weileyinzibatamaijiyige60duosuidelaotouzizuoqie！neigeqianlaoye，yijingsileshijigeyiniangle！nizheishimingbaizheyaosongtaqusia！”
“aiya，laowangshizhenshizaoniea，zheikeshitadeqinsunnva！”
“jiushijiushi！yijiazizheishiweileyinzilianlianmiandoubuyaole。”
yuanwaidecunmintingdaozhaoshidehua，dunshiduizheyuanlidelinjiarenzhizhidiandian。
zheigesangmenxingzenmehuizhidaode？xianzaiyinziyijingfeile，bunengzairangzheigesangmenxinghuailezijidemingsheng。
laowangshixinlishanguoyisihuangluan，biaomianrengqiangzhuangzhending。
jibuchongdaozhaoshigenqian，yigebazhangzhongzhongdeluozailetadelianshang。
“nige**，jingrangandingzhuangpomu？nizheishibuxiao！kuideniniangjiagegehaishixiucailaoye，jingshizheibanjiajiao？jiaochunizheizhongnver！”
zhaoshibeidalelianzhuanxiangyibian，neixinyizhenbeiliang，yangtoulengxiaochusheng。
zijizheimeduonianzailinjia，meitianzhiyouganbuwandehuo，quemeichiguoyidunbaofan，aidaaima，nilaishunshou，congwubanjuyuanyan，daorujinjingzhideleyiju“meijiajiao”？
“buxiao？zheimeduonianwozailinjiadesuozuosuowei，cunlirenyoumugongdu，wowenxinwukui。zhiyujiajiao？nimenlaolinjiazixugengduzhijia，xianzaiyaomaisunnvweisunzijiaoshuxiu！zheiyoushishenmejiafeng？hetanjiajiao？”
“hua！！！yuanlairuci！”
院外又是一片哗然。
laowangshinanengrangzheige**，pancheshangzijidebaobeisunzi。
dengshiyi**zuodaoledishang，paizhedatuikaishikuhao：
“aiya，laotianyea！ninkeshizhengkaiyankankanba！wolaopozikemeihuolule，zheigesangmenxingbulingwodeqingjiusuanle，jinghaipanyaowodesunzi，**cuisilesuanle，shengdeailebierendeyana！”
yuxiaodelindanianjianlaoniangkuchengzheiyang，dunshinaoziyire，chaoqishenpangdebiandanjiuchaozhezhaoshidaleguoqu。
chongdongzhixiayemeizhuyidadaolenali，zhitingyishengcanjiaochuanlai……
linyuxingangshufulemeiyihuier，bianganjuedaoyiguweixiandeqixi。
mengdizhengkaiyan，biankandaoyigeshuzhegudaifajidefuren，canjiaoyishengdaozailezijishenshang！
linyuxingangxiangqishen，naozhongchuanlaiyizhencitong，yigumoshengdejiyirudianyingbanzainaohaizhongkuaisubofang。
xiaohuawanyuanzhudejiyi，tarenbuzhuzashe，zheiniangjigedeshenghuojianzhijiushi，
huanglianshuilipaohuanglian——kubukanyan。
linyuxinxunsuqishen，weiweifuqizhaoshi。jiantadehounaoyizhizailiuxue，jiezheshentizheyan，toutoudebalingquanshuiweidaotazuibian。
jiantayijingbuzailiuxue，jiumeiyouzaiweijitataiduodelingquanshui。
zhiyaomeiyoushengmingweixianjiukeyi，fouzexingdetaikuai，patahuidanwuzijijiexialaidefahui。
tabixuyaolikailinjia，zheiwonangqitakeshishoubuleyidianer。
linyuxinxiaoxinyiyidifangxiazhaoshi。
laowangshijianlinyuxin（yuanzhulindaya）meisi，zuozaidishangpiezhezuichaofengdao：
“haizhenshijianminghaohuo，jiranmeisi，haibuganjinshoushiyixia，zijiquguizaiqianfumenqianqingzui，shengdeqianlaoyeguaizuidaowomentoushang。”
linyuxinmeidalilaowangshi，muguangsenlengdikanxianghaizhuazhebiandandailizaiyipangdelindanian。
“lindanian，nijinggansharen！woyaoquyamengaoni！”
lindanianfangruoganghuihunyiban，shenqumengdiyizhen，queweitingqingtashuolexieshenme。。
laowangshiyegubushangjixusapole，yiguliupaqilai。
feipangdeshenzixianggeqiuyiban，shenshouzhizhelinyuxin，shouzhitouyankandouyaochuodaotadebizile。
“nigan！nizheigepeiqianhuo，jingranzhihunilaozidedaming！haiyaoquyamengaonideqindie！nizheigeninv，bukuishizhaoshineigesangmenxingjiaochulaide，jiushiyizhibaiyanerlang。”
linyuxinzhuazhulaowangshideshouzhi，zhitingkacayisheng，yizhenshazhubandehaojiaoxiangqi。
“talindaniandougansharenle，woyoushenmebugande？woyaotajiwoniangchangming！”