第3章打脸名厨
zhangjurenzhendaliangleyixiaqiaoqiyue，taxiongyouchengzhudemoyangrangtabushoukongzhishuodao：“xingba，niquhouchushishikanba！”
“ng！”qiaoqiyuemeishuofeihua，tagenzheyigedianxiaoerwanghouchuneibianzouqu。
hongyanlouchufanglidedachumendouzhakaiguole，tamenshizaishitiaobuchuzijizuodecaidaodiyoushenmemaobing，weishenmejiubuhesiwangyedeweikou？
“geweidachumen，zheiweishixinlaidechushi，mafannimenjitazhaogenengshaocaideluzi！”dianxiaoerbasongtianyudaidaohouchujiuzourenle。
shijigedachukanzheqiaoqiyueyigenvliuzhibei，ziranshiqiaobuqita，qizhongyougeshencaizhuangshuo，yilianhuzidedashujifengdao：“yigenvwa，laihouchuzheizhongdifangganma，ganjinhuiquxiunidezhenxianhuoer！”
qitadachurenbuzhuyegenzheqihong：“xiaoguniang，nizoucuodifangleba！”
mianduizhongrendezhiyi，qiaoqiyuezhizhibuli。
tasuibianzhaolegeluzizhunbeishaocai，tarenhaimeinaqicaidao，jieguoyichushixiongbabaezhidao：“neishiwodedipan，biezanglewodedongxi！”
qiaoqiyuetaitoufachulengmodemuguangqingmiekanleneigedachuyiyan，suijitasaoshileyixiazaichangsuoyouren，yigegesihuduitayoutiandadediyi。
neigedachubeiqiaoqiyuedemuguangzhenshedaole，tatigaosangyinjizijizhuangdandao：“nilingzhaoluzi！”
qitarenfenfenbiaoshidao：“wodeluziyeyaoyong！”
qiaoqiyuegenbenjiumeibazheixiexiamaweifangzaiyanli，tasaoshileyiyanzhenggongguchufang，zheishifaxianjiaoluoliyougebumanhuichendeluzi，tahaobuyouyuzouguoqu。
houchuneixierenyigegexingzailehuokanzherutongxiaochoubandeqiaoqiyue，zaixinliananchaoxiaozhe：dengzhechuchouba！
qiaoqiyuerenzhenbazaotaishangdechujuqingxiyibian，suihoubianqutiaoxuanlexieshicai。
dangtayongshouzhongdedadaoxuetudoupishi，zhijiantashouzhongdaofakuairuyingzi，zhongrenchijingkanzheqiaoqiyuedejudong，yigegebuganzhixinroulerouzijideyanjing。
haimeidengzhongrenfanyingguolai，qiaoqiyueshouzhongdetudouzaizhenbanshangfachu“dengdengdeng”deshengyin，tadedaogongchushenruhua，rangzhongrenmubuxiajie，yizhayandegongfu，tudousizhengzhengqiqideluorupanzhong。
“ligui，zhongduochushizhong，nidedaofazuilihai，nimenliangrenxiangbidehua，sheigengshengyichou？”
liguiheizheyizhangliankanxiangfahuadetonghuobuxieshuodao：“daofahaoyoushenmeyong，guanjianshicaideweidaohaocaishiwangdao！”
qiaoqiyuemianduitamendeyilunchizhiyibi，tazhongxinbazhuyilifangzaizuocaizheijianshiqingshang。
budaoyikezhong，taxuyaodeshicaiquanbuzhunbeituodang。
zhongduochushimianduiqiaoqiyuededaogongkeshipeifubuyi，doufuqiedegenbaiyunyiyangqingbo，huluobulidaxiaoyizhi，tudousijiugenyinzhenyiyangdaxiao，yigegecankuibuyi。
“geweidachu，woyaozhunbeizuocaile，guijunimenyinggaidoudongba！”qiaoqiyuekanzhehaizaiweiguandedachumen，takaishiganrenle。
zhongduochushiziranshidongguijude，dangtamengengxiangkankanqiaoqiyuedezhenzhengchuyi。
qiaoqiyuejianzheixiechushiyaoshualai，tazhijiejiangloushangneiweizunguidezhuzigenbanchulaile：“kerenhaizaidengzheni，womensheiyaodangebuqi！”
dachumenjishiyouzhongduodeyuanqi，neiyezhinengwangduziliyanxiaqu。
qiaoqiyuexianshibashicaidepeiliaojijiarerongjie，suihoujiangqiekaidezhuroudaojinqufanchaojixia，suihoudaorulingwaiyigeguozhongmenzhu，tashikejiankongluzizhongdehuohou。
zheishiguanshiguolaile，tajianhouchudedashidoubeiganchulaile。
tayilianchijingwendao：“caipinzhunbeidezenmeyangle？”
zhongweichushiyaoyaotoubiaoshibuzhidao。
“benwangdoudengleneimejiule，nimenyiqunrenshazhanzaizheiliganma？”siwangyenuqichongchongzhanzaichuzihoutouhechidao。
guanshidengrenhuitouyikan，tamenjianlairenzhengshisiwangye，fenfenxiangsiwangyexinglidao：“xiaodejianguosiwangye！”
zhengzaiwulizhuanxinshaocaideqiaoqiyuemeitingdaoyuanzilidedongjing，taganjueshichenchabuduole，jikexiankaiguogai。
zheishixiangweicongmenfenghechuanghubianfengpiaochuqu，zhongrenwendaozheiyourendexiangwei，renbuzhushenshenxiuleyidakou，tamennulixiangyaofenxichufanglidenvzidoushiyongshenmecailiaozuode，kenaihegongfumeidaojia，genbenjiumeifenxichuzenmezuode。
siwangyebeizheixiangweijixiyinzhule，tajinbuzhumeishiyouhuowangqianmianzouqu。
zhongrenjiansiwangyeyaochuangruchufang，zhengxiangkaikoulanzhuta，keyijinglaibujile。
“gezhi”yisheng，menkaile。