第3章 激活渣女系统

turuqilaidebiangu,sheiyemeiyoucaidao!

jianequanturanfakuang,jiadingbeihedeliansecangbai,huangmangjiangequanwanghuizhuai。

shengzisuihaizaishouzhong,danequanyijingbushoukongzhi,pinmingdipuxiangsutingyu。jiadingbeishengzibandaozaidi,genbenzhifubuleequan!

sutingyuyebeihehuaile,buduanjianjiaozhe。

pozihebinvfenbugushendehuzheta,“xiaojie,ninmeishiba!”

“滚开!滚开啊!”

jianequanpuxiangta,sutingyuzaibugushenmeduanzhuanggaoguile,tizhequnbaihuangluandetiaoshangleyizi。

tatoufayesanluanxialai,zhenggerenlangbeijile!

sunqingyanzaoyituidaochuangbian,jingjingdikanzheyanqianzheiyimu。

shouxinhentong,danxinlihenshuang!

jiuzaizheishi,tanaozilituran“ding”leyisheng。

yizhentouyunmuxuanhou,zhitingyidaobinglengjixiedeshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi:gongxinin,yijingchenggongjihuoemoxitong。

什么鬼?

恶魔系统?!

谁在说话?!

sunqingyanlianseyibian,zhejidesixiakanlaikanqu。

danfangliluanchengyituan,chucizhiwaizaimeiyoutaren!

“nibubikanle,sheidoukanbujianwo、yetingbujianwo,wozhicunzaiyuniyishizhizhong。”

neidaobinglengjixiedeshengyinyouxiangqile!

意识之中?!

sunqingyanmeitoujinzhou,zhitingneishengyinyoudao,“sunqingyan,gongxiniyijingchenggongjihuoemoxitong,yechengzhanvxitong!”

“shenme?zhanvxitong?!”

这是什么玩意儿?!

她低呼一声。

“niqianshiweiyoueryuanlaoshi,wenrounaixin。fangcaidiyicixinshengdainianhaishishibaofu,chenggongjihuolechuanyuezidaideemoxitong。”

sunqingyanwenhaolian,“shenmeshiemo……zhanvxitong?”

“gumingsiyi,rangnizuogexiaosazizaidezhanv。”

系统说道。

sunqingyan:“……woweishenmehuiyouzheiyangqiguaidexitong?!”

“yinweiniqianershijiniandoumeifaguopiqi,cainengrucixingyunyongyouwo。”

zhanvxitongwubichoupi,“youlewo,wohuizhunidengshang‘zhanvdianfeng’!”

sunqingyanduizheishenmelaoshenzide“zhanvxitong”haobuguanxin,tazhixiangzhidao——

“ninengjiwoshenmehaochuma?”

“能带我离开吗?”

“不行。”

xitongyikoujujuele,“niruguonengwanchengwojiderenwu,wojiunengzidongshengji,chengweiwannengkongjian。”

shenmeshi“wannengkongjian”yibuyongjieshi,sunqingyanshunjianmingbaile!

taruoyousuosidediandiantou。

zheishi,sutingyuyijingpadaolezhuozishang。

equanyiyueerqi,yaozhuletadequnbai。

haihaopoziyibazhanggaizaigoulianshang,equanturanjiusonglekou。dansutingyushenziyaohuangzheshiqulepingheng,zhongzhongdecongzhuozishangshuailexialai!

equanjihongleyan,yikouyaodiaolepozihaojigenshouzhitou!

pozicanjiaoyisheng,wuzheshouqilidehanleqilai,“xiaojie!jiujiunubia!”

dansutingyuyijingbeibinvfuqilai,liangrencanghuangtaolechuqu!

equanchangdaoxuexingweigengxingfenle,youzhuizhepoziyao。

neijiadingyebeihedehunfeiposan,yongjinquanlijiangequanzhuailechuqu,pozidaozaidishang,yigejingdecanhao。

“nikeyiyongtalianlianshou。”

系统提醒孙轻言。

“niganggangduiwoshuo,woyaowanchengshenmerenwucainengjiangxitongshengji?!”

她迫切的问道。

zhanvxitongjiandandejitakepuleyixia,tarujindechujingyijituokundebanfa。

yougaosutarenwushishenmehou,zaisandingzhusunqingyan:“jizhule!niyihouyaodanggezhanv、danggeemo,wannongsuoyourenzhenxindezhanv!rucicainengbubudengtian!”

“danruguoyaoshengjiweiwannengkongjian,niyaolongluo、shoumairenxin,quanrenxiangshan。”

sunqingyandunshiwuyu:“……”

hailongluorenxin,quanrenxiangshanni!

zheimingwangfushangxia,shangdaoxieyunshenzheigezhuzi、xiadaojiadingbinv,shenzhishihouyuankanmendegou。

gegedouhuaijinleguzili!

quanyuaneren,tashoumaisheidexin?

又劝谁向善?!

sunqingyanzhixiangtangshilengjingyixia,rujindejingdigairuhezibao。

chuanwen,xieyunshenduisutingyuhenshizaiyi。fangcaibeiequanzhuizheyao,sutingyuyijingbeihedelinghunchuqiao,taochuzheishifeizhidihou……

tayidinghuiquzhaoxieyunshengaozhuang!

xieyunshenneigounanrenhensitale,youzenmehuifangqizhemotadehaoshiji?!

sunqingyanxiangqixitongdetixing,kanzhetangzaidishangkuaiyaoyunguoqudepozi……

“很痛吧?”

tayanshentongqing,“beishengshengyaodiaolelianggenshouzhitouni!wobangnichuliyixiaba?”

婆子:“???”

taxiangjianleguiside,buganzhixindekanxiangsunqingyan。

zheigenvrennaozibuhaoshiba?!

她可是苏听雨的人!

zijiaxiaojieyaneyuanhensunqingyan,tazheigepoziyeminglianlibangzhezijiaxiaojie,shuciqirusunqingyan……yanxiatafeidanbuluojingxiashi,chenrenzhiwei。

juran,juranhaiyaojiuta?!

“mingwangfei,nixiangzuoshenme?”

pozishengyinzhandou,yanshenjingti。

buguoduitadechenghu,yijingcong“sunerxiaojie”、bianchengle“mingwangfei”。

“我帮你啊。”

shuozhe,sunqingyandakaichouti,quchuleshabu、zhixuesandengwu,haiduanguozhuoshangdejiubei。

neishiliangbeihehuanjiu,bengaishitayuxieyunshenhejiaobeijiu。danneigegounanrendoubuxieduokantayiyan,zheihehuanjiuyemeiyongle。

yinzheshixinfang,yemeiyoushenmeyaowu,nengyoushabudengyijinghenxingyunle。

zaiyoueryuanshi,youxiaopengyouchuxianshenmecashangdeng,tayehuiweixiaopengyoujinjichuli、xiaoduhouzaisongwangyiyuan。

眼下正好用上了!

“youdianteng,nirenzhedian。”

孙轻言轻声道。

婆子:“……”

quedingle,zheimingwangfeinaozibudanquegenxian,haishahuhude!

zhengxiangzhe,sunqingyanyijingduanzhejiubei,jiangjiusazaitabeiequanyaodiaodeshouzhitoushang,“a……”

婆子颤声惨叫!

sunqingyankuaisujitaxiaoduhou,sashangzhixuesan,yongshabujiangtadeshoubaoqilai,“haishijinkuaiquzhaodafuqiaoqiaoba!delekuangquanbingjiubuhaole。”

pozi:“……shenmeshikuangquanbing?”

cike,pozideliancanbaicanbaide,kejianshitongdaolejidian。

“fabingshi,huixianggouyiyangpaxing、kuangfei,haiyaoren。”

sunqingyanjiandanjitajieshileyixia,“danxianzaimeiyoukuangquanyimiao,zhinengrangdafuqiaoqiaohainengbunengzhi。”

pozibeihedeliangyanfazhi。

tatanzuozaidi,nannanziyu,“wodenianga!nubihaishidiyicitingshuozheizhongkepadebing!”

zhengshuozhe,menwaiyijingchuanlaiyizhenjicongcongdejiaobusheng,yidaofennudeshengyinyouyuanjijin,“sunqingyan,niruoxiangsi、benwangchengquanni!”