第1章

(脑子寄存处)

1951nian,xia,sijiucheng。

dongchengqu,nanluoguxiang。95haodayuan,houyuanerfangzhong,kuqishengyouyouchuanchu。

“ai,nimentingshuolema?laoliujiaxiaozicanjunle,mashangjiuyaozoule,tingshuolaomeizaibeibiandadelihai。nishuoshibushichibaochengde,yebuzhidaonengbunenghuozhehuilai”

“jiazhangshinizuixialiudiandeba,yihuiranglaoliujiatingdaoqunijianao,kannijialaojiazoubuzouni”

yigesanshiqibasuidepangnvrenyileng,haoxianghuixiangqileshenmebuhaodeshishuodao“wojialaojiacaibuhuizouwo,bujinimenchexianpianle,wodehuiquzuofanle,wojiananrenkuaihuilaile。”

erfangwuzhongyigefunvzhengyibianzaishoushizheiyiwuyibiankuzheshuo“zheishangcaihaoleduojiua,jiufeiyaodangbing,niyaoshiyoushenmehaodaiwogennidiekezenmehuoa,wuwuwu~”

“xingle,biehaole,haizixiangqujiurangtaqu,tameixinsidushu,youyitiantianxiahun,dangbingyehao。”yigezhangxiangweiyandezhongnianshuodao。

liuniananyigelaizihoushidelinghun,3geyueqianyuanlaideliuniananzaitongmafengwo,taopaodelushangbandaohoukedaotouhoujiuyijingmeile,qianshideliunianan,beifumuyiqi,congxiaozaigueryuanzhangda,dangguobingtuiyihou,ganguofuwuyuan,songguowaimai,faguochuandan,ganguowangyueche,danfannengzhengqiandegongzuojueduiqiangzhegan,zaiyigepaochedewanshangpilaojiashichuanghongdeng,beichongchudezhatuchesongdaole50niandai。

“woyemeicuoa,buganchi,buganhe,buganwan,wuyiwukaopindaole30sui,jiushixiangnulizaishoudouyouyigezijidejia,shoufujiukuaigoule,zaiquyigelaopo,womeihaoderenshengcaigangkaishia,zeilaotian!!!wobuganxina!!!”

xinglaijiudaoleyigetongmingtongxing16suideshaonianshenshang,jieshouwannaozizhongdejiyizhihou,talengzaileyuandi,“zheitamashidaole《qingmansiheyuan》deshijiea。”

“道德天尊易中海”

“算盘成精阎埠贵”

“父慈子孝刘海中”

“终极舔狗何雨柱”

“吸血白莲秦淮茹”

“一血达人许大茂”

“草鞋烈属聋老太”

“幼年盗圣贾棒梗”

zheiyitaozuhexialaizhei95haodayuanchulelurenjiayouhaorenma?

“zishenxihongshishumi”liuniananzhidaozheigesiheyuandekongbuhezheigeshidaideteshu。

fuqinliudeenshidisanyagangchangdezhongjiqiangong(56niancaikaishidegongzigaigefenchulebajigongzhidu)muqinhuanghuishijiatingfunv,haiyouyige4suidemeimeiliunianying,liuniananqianshishiguer,ronghejiyiyihouganjuedaolezheigexiaojiadewennuan,tajiazaisiheyuanhouyuanyou3jianfang,yijianxiangfang,yijianerfanghaiyougexiaowupingshidangzuochufangcangku。

zuoweiyigezishenshumi,sangeyuelai,taxianglewushuzhongbanfaquhujiaoxitong,zhaohuankongjian,daotoulaifaxian,chulezhangleyizhanggenduzhelaoyeyiyangdeshuailian,xitongkongjianpidoumeiyou。

danshiyebushimeiyoufuli,tafaxianzijideganzhi,sudu,liliang,shili,tingli,fanying,douchaochulepingchangrenfeichangduo,dangranhaiyouxiaoxiongdiyeshiyichangdexiongwei,fumushentijiankang,jiatinghemu,zijichuzhongbiyeyouganshanglelaomeigaoshi,qianshiyixinxiangzhengqianshenmedoudanwule,zhonghuoyishitaxiangqujianzhengzheigeshidai,suoyitaxuanzelecanjun,tayexiangweizheigeshidaijinyifenli。