jiuzheiyang，guqinghedaizhejigexiaojiahuoxinggaocailiedezhunbei，xianqubazijijintiandegongfenjihao，ranhoubagongjuhaihuiqujiuhuiquzuoyutanghele。
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yuanchuzhengzaitianlibacaoderenmenkandaolezheiyimu，“womeikancuoba，goudantamenshoulinadeshiyitiaoliangjinzhongdecaoyuye？”
yigepangdashenshuodao：“zuijinzheiduanshijiantianqibijiaodeganhan，mashangzhuangjiadouyaohansile，nalilaidezheimedadecaoyuya？”
shuozheyanshenhenbudezhijiezhangzaineigecaoyushangmian，shoudixiahenhendejiuleyibazacao。
qitaderenyanjingliyeshanguoxianmu，yanguangbuyouzizhudegenzheneigecaoyudezhengzha，laihuidetiaoyue。
zheiyimu，yuanchudejigexiaojiahuo，keshibuzhidaodejigerenlaidaolejigongfendedifang，jigongfendeshicunzhangdeguinv，suoyiguqinghehetayeshishude。
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“guzhiqing，nimenzheishizainazhuodeyua？zheiyuhaodagegelei！”
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哈哈哈哈哈
guqinghehexiaoyutingdaozheihua，lianggerendouxiaoleqilai，guqinghegengduodeshibuhaoyisiheyongxiaolaizheyanzijideganga。
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zhuanguotoujiuyaozoudeshihoubeixiaoyujiaozhule，“guzhiqingyaobunihaishinagekuangbayufangjinkuanglimian，zaishangmiannadiandongxizhegaiyixia，daihuijiaba！”
shuozhe，kandaoguqingheyihuodemuguang，jiehuodeshuo：“suiranshuoyushinizhuadaode，danshiguigendaodihaishishuozheiyushiyangliucongdegongyouzichan，xiaohaizimendarenziranbuhuiqujijiaoshenme，dannishiyigedaren，mianbuleyixiexiaoduxinchangderen，huiguyiexinyixiani，suoyiweilebimianzheixiemafan，nihaishizheyixiazijihuijiayaoguanqimenlai，zenmechidoukeyi。”
guqinghe，zhouqilemeitou，gangganghaizhendeshimeiyouzhuyidaozheiyigewenti，zhixiangdaolefanzhengshizijizhuadaode。
zheijiushisuoweidebuqingshiguherenxingdebuduanshitanma？
做人可真难！
danmeibanfa，laolaoshishidebazijidazhucaodekuangnaleguolai，bayufangjinqu，zaizaishangmianzhualejibazhucaogaizhule，zheicaidalegezhaohu，zhunbeihuijiale。
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lishenzilianliandetuicizhe，dandaodihaishizaiguqinghedejianchixiashouxiale。
lishenzilianshangguazhexiao：“nizheihaizi，yigerenzaizheiliyeshiburongyi，yihouyoudianhaochidejiujizijiliuzheba，womenzaizenmeyangyeshiebuzheduzide，bijingjialilaodongliderenkouyoubijiaoduo，nishuyoushidangcunzhangde，ebuzhede。”
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congcunzhangjiachulaizhihou，zhibenzijidepianyuan，zhunbeihuiquhaohaodexiangshouyutang。
huiquguanshanglemenchuang，haohaodechilejikuaiyurou，mizheyanjingheleyutang，zheiyangderizijianzhishufudebudele。
zhidaochedideganshoudaolemeishideyiyi，ganshoudaoleshenghuodemeihao，zheicaiyouyourushui。
cishi，guqinghebuzhidaozijijintiandaihaizimenzhuodeyu，huizairenxingdetanlanzhixia，yinfayichangbeiju。