第1章

【qinaideduzhepengyoumen,yuannimenshentiqiangjianrusong,yingzhoudehen,meidebingzailairao;jiatingwenxinsihua,bashideban,xingfumeimandezaobuzhu;caiyunhengtongrushui,shunliudehen,tiantiandourijindoujin。zhunimenyongyouyigechongmanjiankang、aiyucaifudeanyirensheng!】

fangmeixigenguimiyinyuexialeban,jianbingjianzuozaidiannaogenqian,dingzhe《xiyouji》zaikan。

lianggerenbutingditucaobaigujingfeiyaochitangseng,neiqieerbushedejingtou。

“yueyue,nikanzheigebaigujingma,haohaodeyaoguairizibuguo,feiyaogensunwukongtamenlianggejiuchan,zheibushizhaosima。”fangmeixiyanjingshibushidingzhepingmu,shoulihaiwanzheshouji,suikoujiushuodao。

“jiushiya!yaowoshuo,tangsengneixipinenroude,nalaidangbanlvduohaoma?ganshazifeiyaochitama?”yinyuesuikougenzhefuhe。

“niyaozheimeshuodehua,neiwohaishijuedewukongbitangsenghaokanxie,tangsengyouluosuoyoushengmu,dangbanlvyaobifenghaoduonvxing,haha。”fangmeixinaqishoujishaxiaozhe。

“nishaziyanshene,neigewukongquanshenshangxiadouzhangmanlehoumao,nalihaokange?”yinyueceguoshen,yilianxianqididingzhezijiaguimikan。

liangrenchaolaichaoqude,turan,yidaobaiguangyishan,lianggerenyanjingyihei,baiyanyifanzhijiejiuyunle。

fangmeixixianxingguolai,yizhengkaiyanjing,kandaomianqiandeshiyiduiduibaidexiangxueyiyangdekuloutou。

tahedeyixiazicongdishangbengqilai,cheqisangzijianjiao:“aiya,laotianyeyo,gutou,zagezheimeduogutou?zheishinaeryo?”

yinyuebeifangmeixidejianjiaoshengchaoxing,tashenshourouzheliangzhiyanjing,mimihuhudiwen:“xixi,nixiajiaohuanshazi,yaobarenhesiya!”

fangmeixizheicaimanshiqianyidiceguoshenkanleyinyueyiyan,zheiyikan,budele。

tazhenggerenyanjingdengdedadade,daizhule,tataiqishouzhizhebianleyang,qiebiandehaopiaoliangdeyinyue,jiejiebabadishuo:“yueyue,ni,ni……nizagezhangchengxiannvle?”

yinyuegenbenmeitingdaofangmeixidedongjing,yinweitayekandaomandiderengutou,zhijiejiuhaoqilai:“a……xixi,gutoua。”

lianggerenzaijianjiaoshengzhong,zongsuanshigaomingbaile。

tamenlianggezheishichuanyuele,haichuandao《xiyouji》lile。

fangmeixibianchenglebaigujing,yinyuechenglebaigujingshenbiandeheihujing。

liangweiershilaisuideguniang,zhayanjiubianchengliangyaoguai,zhenshijingsong。

fangmeixiheyinyuehualelaobantianshijian,caijieshouzijibianchengyaoguaideshishi。

lianggerenyejieshoudaoleyuanzhudejiyi,zaijiashangxiaodejuben,yejiuzhidaolefomendeyinmou。

yima,ziranshiliyongqujingzhishi,zengjiafomenxintu。

erma,jiushisunwukongdetiandijinghuadehouxin,zhubajiedesexin、landuozhixinjitanxinronghedexin,shaheshangdekuijiuzhixin,yijitangsengdeshishishanxin。

sikexin,jiashangshitusirenwanchengdesuoyoujienanhoudedaodegongdezhili,zuihouzailianhua,jiukeyidedaobusibumiedechaopinxianyao。

rulaixiangbusibumieyitongwujiea(renzu,yaozu,wuzu,guizu,xianzu,fomen。)

zheixianyao,sunwukonghetangsengdexinzuiweiguanjian,zhubajieheshaheshangerrendexindaoshikeyitihuanchengqitarendexin,zhibuguozheierrenshiyunbuhao,zhenghaojishundaileeryi。

guimilianggegaoqingchushishiyihou,weilebubianchengpaohui,ganjinzuolegejueding。

bunenggentangsanzangshitusirenduizhegan,ershiyaogentamenjiaogepengyou。

zheishitusirenshuobaileyeshishenzaijuzhongerbuzizhibale。

yeshenrenjing,jingqiaoqiaodeshihou,fangmeixiheyinyuezaidonglitoutoutoumomodidigu。

“xixi,nishuo,tangsenghuixiangxinwomenbu?”yinyuemanxinyoulvdiwen。

“buxiaode。”fangmeixiyaoyaotou,“buguo,womenzhinengjinli,shengxiadejiukanlaotianyezageanpaige。”

“keyaoshitangsengbuxinwomen,womenzageban?bijingwomenxianzaishiyaojing,dashengyibangzixialai,womenjiudebianchengsuigutouzhazi。”

yinyuezhejidiwen,takebuxianggangchuanyuejiubeidasile。

fangmeixixiangleyihuier,yanjinglishanguoyidaoliangguang,“nimohuangma,woyougezhuyi。”

tazhaozhaoshou,rangyinyuebaerduocouguolai,ranhouxiaoshengshuochulejihua。

yinyuetingwan,lianshangluchujingyadebiaoqing,“zhei……dexingbu?”

“fangxinma,youtangsanzangneigelaohaorenzai,kendingmeidewenti。”fangmeixixinxinshizudishuo。

diertianyidazao,shandongchufangpiaochuyiguguyourendexiangwei。

baigujingdeneixiegeyaoguaishouxia,yigegediweidaochufangdongkou,dingzheliangrenmangliudeshenyingnaotou。

tamengaobudongle,furenheheihujingzheishizaizuofan?

fangmeixixuezhebaigujingdeneigujingtou,dengleyiyandongkoudeyaoguaimen,tamenjiuganjinliule。

yinyuekandaozijiaguimidingzhebaigujingdeyangzizuochuhenjinger,wuzhezuixiaodetingbuxialai。

“heihei,xixi,zheimekan,dangyaoguaihaitingbucuode,bujinkeyishihuanneimeduoyaoguai,hainengfei,haoweifengyo。”

“xingle,bieshuapinzuile,womenxianzaibaomingyaojinha。”

fangmeixiheyinyue,ganjinbayifuhuanchengsujingdenongjiaguniangchuandebuyi,zaichufanglitoumangderehuochaotian。

tamenzuoleyizhuodesucaiheyilongbaozi,meiyidaocaidouxiangderangrenzhiliukoushui,haiyouxiangpenpendebaimifan,baozhengtangsanzangshitusirenxihuandebudele。

jidekanjudeshihou,haoxiangmeicisunwukongquhuazhaifan,jiuzhihualebaimifanhuiqu,yebuxiaodetamenshizagechide。

“xixi,nishuotamenhuixihuanchiwomenzuodefanbu?”yinyueyibianzhuangwankuai,yibianxinlimeididiwen。

meicuo,jintiantamenliangrenyaozhudongchujiquzhaotangsanzangshitusiren,songfanshangmenqutaohao。

“fangxinma,”fangmeixibazuihouyidiesuxianbaozifangjinshihe,zixindixiaozhe,“womenzuodefanzheimexiang,tamenkendingxihuan。”

zhunbeihaoyihou,fangmeixiyuyinyueyigerentiqiyigeshihejiuchufale。

lianggerendelinghunheshenzironghele,zirannengfei。

tamenzaikongzhongfeideneijiaoyigehuankuai,suduyeshijikuai。

errenxianzaiyebupaichiyaojingshenfenle。

甚至有些喜欢。

zhiyaoerrenbuzuosi,jiuhuodejiu,hainengxiangfeijiufei,duodaijing。

henkuai,zaiwanshoushanhebaihulingzhijiandelushangkandaoleshitusirendeyingzi。

“xixi,kuaikan,neishibushitangsanzangshitusiren?”yinyuexingfendizhizhexiamianmomohuhuderenyingdahan。

fangmeixishoudazaimeigu,xiangxiarenzhenkanlekan,yejuedexiangshineishitusiren:“haoxiangshi,womenganjinxiaqu,nachuzanmendewuhenyanji,biaoxiandezirandian。”

tangsanzangshitusirenzhengzaiqiqudeshanlushangzoudeshiyoueyoulei。

youqishizhubajie,neigefeidududeshenzihuanglaihuangqu,zuilihaibutingdidunang:“shifu,anlaozhuedeshizaizoubudongle,zheiduzidoukuaiebianla!womenganjinzhaogedifangxiuxichifanba。”

shasengzouzaizuihou,suiranbuhangsheng,danyitingdaozhubajiehane,yerenbuzhutunkoushui,neigeyangzixianranyeecanle。

“amituofo”,tangsanzangkandaotuermendecanyangwunaidehen,suihouduizheqianmiandesunwukongdao:“wukong,neiwomenjiuxiantingxiaxiehuierma。”

zouzaizuiqiantou、shoulinazhejingubangshuadehuhuxiangdesunwukongyiting,mashangbajingubangshouqi,zhuanshentiaohuilaishuo:“shifu,modanxin,anlaosunzheijiuquhuadianzhaifanlai!”

“wukong,xinkunile。”

sunwukongzhengzhunbeitiaoshangjindouyun,

“shengseng,shengseng……。”fangmeixiheyinyuetizheshihereqingdibianpaobianhan。

sunwukongkandaoturanchuxiandelianggepiaoliangguniang,limajingtiqilai。

zheizhouweiqianbuzhecunhoubuzhediande,zheilianggeguniangkendingshiyaoguai。

zhubajieyikandaolianggerentizheshihe,yanjingdoufangguangle,huangzhefeipangdeshenzijiuwangfangmeixiheyinyuegenqianchong。

“lianggemeimei,shoulitideshibushichide?anlaozhuganghaoele,xiexiela。”zhubajieshuozhejiushenshoubashiheqiangguoqule。