第1章
“siyatouhaibukuaijilaoziqilaizhufan！”yeqiangyidazaozaiwaimianjiaoxiaozhe。
yeweizhuangeshenjixushuijuequ，duiyuyeqiangshuodehuachongerbuwen。
yeweiweiweitanleyikouqi，dangchuyinweijiabancusi，meixiangdaotadelinghunjiumomingqimiaodichuanyuedaolezheigeyejiaoyeweiderenshenshang。
yiqianyiweichuanyuezhongshengzhichuxianzaidianshijuhexiaoshuoli，meixiangdaotazheibeizihainenggangeshimaoni。
tabuzhidaoxianzaisuochudeshinagechaodai，zailishishangyemeijizaiguo，zhizhidaotazaidezheigecunjiaozuoxiatiancun。
yuanzhuyeweishigekumingren，zailiusuideshihoushuangqinshuangshuangyinbingqushi，tanlanzisidedabofuyijiaweilenengshunlichengzhangdibazhanyeweifumuliuxiadetiandishouyangleta。
youniandeyeweibeidabofulinghuijiadeneiyikeyiweizijiyoukeyiyongyoulejia，bucengxiangemengdekaishi。
shouxiaodetabudanyaozhangluojialideyiqiezanghuoleihuoerqiedilidehuoyeluodaotashenshang，dabomuduitafeidajima，tanggetangjieqifutaneigengshijiachangbianfan。
bujitafanchizheigengshijiachangbianfandeshi，neitianyeweijiushiyinweiyizhengtianmeifanchi，shizaitaielejiushangshanwayecaichi，jiaoxiayihuatouzhuangzailubiandeshitoushangjiuzheiyangsidiaole。
哎！
原主真是太可怜了！
“kuaidianjilaoziqilaiyoumeiyoutingdao？”yeqiangjianyeweihaimeichulai，youkaishidashenghanjiao。
yeweimomoetoushangdeshangkou，tengdetaziyaliezuide，shangmianhaiyouningguledexuekuai。
shoushangdeyeweibeirenjiuhuilaishimantoushixue，neiyangzichumujingxin，daboyijiaweileshengqianbuquqingdafu，jiuzhijiejiangtadiuzaichaifangli，renqizishengzimie。
gaishuobushuozheiyijiazizhenshi**daojidian。
“qiangzineigejianyatougaibuhuisileba？”liusufengkandaochaifangliyidiandongjingyemeiyou。
死了？！
yeqiangdunshilengzhule，tadaoshimeixiangdaozheiyichu。
xianzaihuixiangyixianeitianneigejianyatoushoushangqueshihenyanzhong，danshihaibuzhiyujiuzheiyangsidiaoba!
yeqiangqiangzhuangzhending，zoudaoyeweimenqianjiangmenpaidepapazuoxiang。
“yeweinihaibugunchulai，xinbuxinlaozijiangmenyijiaojinichuaikai？”
“zhi”deyisheng，mendakaile，yeweiyishoufuzheyibiandemenkuang，lenglengdishuodao:“nijintianyaoganbamentihuai，wojiuganbanituidaduan。”
“ni......ni......nishiren......haishi......gui......gui？”
liusufengshunjianxiangjianguileyiban，fadoudeshouzhizhizheyeweizhanzhanweiweidiwendao。
maya！zheigejianyatoulianshanghetoufashangheihongsedexuejishenshikongbu，canbairuzhidelianhaizhenyoudianshensibaiwuchang。
yeqiangyebeiyeweideyangzihedebuqing，shuangtuibuzhibujuezaidazhan。
yaojiaoxundehuadaolezuibian，buzhiweiheyijuhuadoushuobuchukou。
weishenmezongjuedezheigexiaojianzhongyoudianbuyiyang，tebieshitaneigeyanshen，rangrenchudehen。
yeweimeilihuiliangren，zhijieraoguotamenliangzouxiangpangbiandeshuigang。
yeweiyitouzairushuizhong，bingliangdeganjue**zheta，rangyuanbenhaiyoudianyunhundenaodaishunjianqingxing。
jianglianshanghetoufashaoweiqingxiyixia，yeweicongshuigangzhongtaiqitou，“shufu！”
shuizhucongfasidiluo，shunzhelianjiawangxialiutangzhe。
kanzheshuizhongfuxianyizhangnianqingdeliandan，bazhangdadexiaolian，wanmeixiashiyishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjing，yanjiaodeyikeleizhipingtianleyisiwumei。
tiana！meixiangdaozheigeyeweizhangderucideyaoyan，zheijueduishihuoshui。
“nizheigetianshadexiaojianzhong，jingranzheiyangzaotalaoniangdeshui。”liusufenglishengjianjiaodao。
yeweikanxiangliusufeng，buyuedizhouqilemeitou，“jiaoshenmejiaolaotaipo，ruguomeijicuodehuazheigeshuihaishiwotiaodeba！”
zheigeshuihaishiyuanzhuzhiqiantiaode，tayongshitianjingdiyide。
cirenjiushiyuanzhudedaboniang，shencaifengman，mianrongxionghan，quangutuchu，jirenyizhongjiansuankebodeyinxiang。
yuanzhudeniangzaishideshihoumeishaoshouzheigedaboniangqifu，yuanzhuzaitashoushanggengshitaobudaoyidianhaochu。
yeweijiangeqiandeshifawangyibianbo，tiqishenshangdeyifuwenlewen。
“呕~”
这也太臭了吧！
duiyujiepiyanzhongdetalaishuo，yidiandourenshoubule。
xianzaidangwuzhijibixuyaoxianxigezao。
yeweihaizaixiangxizaodeshiqing，lingyibiandeliusufengyijingkaishizhamaole。
什么！
ganggangneigexiaojianzhongjiaotashenmelaizhe？
老太婆！
反天了！
“yeweinizheigexiaojianzhongniganzheimehelaoniangshuohua，wojintianfeidasinibuke。”
liusufengchongshangqianyangqishou，jiudasuanwangyeweilianshangzhaohuguoqu。
yeweiyibazhuazhuliusufengdeshouwan，jinggaodao:“congjintianqibuyaozailaizhaorewole。”
shuowanjiangliusufengdeshouwanzhijieshuaikai。
yitaxianzaizheiyangdeshenziban，nalinengchengshouzhuliusufengdeyibazhang。
kanzhebeishuaikaideshou，liusufengyiliandebukezhixin。
zheigexiaojianzhongganggangshibushizaifankang？
zhiqiandamatajiaoxunta，takeshiliangepidoubudaifangde，gengbuyaoshuofankangle。
liusufengjuedezijideweiyanbeitiaoxinle。
“laoniangjintianbudasinizheixiaojianzhong，laoniangdaolichishi。”
shuozhetachaoqiyipangdesaoba，yonglidixiangyeweidaqu。
yeweijianzhuangrenzhejutong，shichuchinaideliqishandaolingyibianqu，zheicaibimianlebeidadeeyun。
benlaijiushoushangle，jiashanghaojitiandishuiweijin，xianzaiyouyaomianduiliusufengfafengchangmian，yeweiganjuetougengyunle，shentixiangbeichouganleside。
liusufengpulegekong，danshiyouyutaganggangyongliguomengyishimeichazhu，zhenggerenwangqianpuqu。
“a！”liusufengyigegentoushuaizaileshuigangpang，shentijiejieshishidizhuangzaileshuigangshang，ganjueshentiyaosanjialeyiyang。
kanzheshuailegegouchishideliusufeng，yeweiyangzhuangyilianguanxin，“ya！daboniangnizenmezheimebuxiaoxina，meishiba？”
额！
zheidunwei，tazheixiaoshenbanlayelabuzhu。
dailengzaiyipangdeyeqianghuiguoshenlai，chongdaoyeweishenbian，xiongsheneshadihoudao:"yeweinigantuiwoniang！nizhaosi！”
“fankeyiluanchi，huakebuyaoluanjianga。woshenmeshihoutuitale？mingmingjiushitazijizhanbuwenshuaidaole，nikebuyaoyuanwangwoa！”
比声音大？
她一点都不带怕的！
liusufengkandaoyeqiangchibie，bendasuanzhanqishendeta，yibuzuoerbuxiuzhijielaizaidishang，kutianhandihaodao;''laotianyea！zhenshimeiyoutianlia，sharenla！sharenla！”
zheishizaoshangxiadiganhuodecunmin，luluxuxuhuilaile。
tingdaoliusufengshazhubandehaojiaosheng，fenfenkaojinyejia，jiangyedabojiaweileyiquan。
“zheiyejiayoufashengshenmeshiqingla？”
“xiangdoubuyongxiang，kendingyoushiliusufengneihuozaidamayeweineihaizi。”
“yeweineihaiziyezhenshigekumingde。”
“ai！sheishuobushini！”