第5章

huoyanjinjingshou**le,dan**wuxiao。

tanganzhidingshibunengchita,buranhenghaerjiangneidoushichunlinghungongji,tajiushiyoujingangbuhuaixiantianlingtideguayekangbuzhua。

yushitangankaolvzaisanjueding,quzhaopingzhangdasheng!

qizhehuoyanjinjingshou,neisudukebiyipimakuaiduole。

buguoyiri,tanganqizhehuoyanjinjingshou,nazhaqizhefenghuolun,liangrenjiulaidaolezheiwuzhishanxiale。

“呔!”

“rulai,anlaosunshudaoshan,ganjinbashoutaiqilai,buranzifu!”

tangangangconghuoyanjinjingshoushangxialai,jiutingdaolezheijuhunxiangyin。

“woleigelaozishudaoshan,zheishiwukongzaishuohua?”

“tahairangrulaibashoutaiqilai?”

“qie,zheiwuzhishanruoshinengtaiqilai,wojiuquchi……”

huaweishuowan,tanganjiuganjuedaolejiaoxiadeyizhen“honglonglong”menxiang。

jiezhe,tajiuganjue“sou”deyixia。

renpashanshangle,shanfeitianshangle。

“**!shengkongbanwuzhishanna?”

zheixiangdangyu,beiguanzailaoyulidefanren,renshouyibayaochi,beisuoquanpingziyuana!

haodiana,xianzaixiyoudoudianchengzheiyanglema?

nazhakanzhetangandesongyang,wen:“shanfeiqilaile,nigangcainiyaochishenme?”

“hehehe……chi……shanzhenhaiwei,dui,shanzhenhaiwei。”

tanganzhanzhanweiweidepaqilai,xiangqukankanshanxiadewukongzaiganma,danyoushizaikonggao,xintiao“pengpeng”de,genbenbuganwangxiakanyiyan。

“nazha,pingzhangdashengni?paole?”

“pingzhangdasheng?”nazhabujie,“tabushiqitiandashengma?”

tanganyifu,“nihaixiao,nihaibudong”deshenqing。

“qukankan,qukankan。”

“mafan。”suiranzongshizuishangzheiyangshuo,dannazhayehaishiqule。

nazhagangzou,tanganjiuganjuedaoleyigulingrenmaogusongrandeyinying。

yihuitou,huoyanjinjingshouzhengliangzhe24kchunjinyan,“jiejiejie”biaozhunbanhuaixiaoni。

**!把这货忘了!

“ni,nixiangganma?”tangansuiranyoudiansong,danbushihenhuang。

“nibuzhidao,xianzaiquansanjiedoudelexiaoxi,chiletianmingrenderou,jiunengzhangshengbulaoma?”

tanganyanjingdengda,“jianguoyaoguaibeiposhuabashiyinande,meijianguotoutiewangzheisongbashiyinande。”

“ni……yaobuyaohuitoukankanni?”tayiliantebiehaoxindetixinghuoyanjinjingshou。

huoyanjinjingshouyihuitou,“aowu”yishenghechenggou,duozaitanganshenhou,sesefadou。

cikezailiangrenmianqiandeshi,santanhaihuidashenjingdiankaidaban,santouliubei,jiaocaifenghuolun,shouchiqiankunquan,huntianling,huojianqiang,jiulongshenhuozhao,yinyangshuangjian,jinzhuan。

“lai!nichita,woshani。”

“看谁快。”

huoyanjinjingshoufangfozaiqiangjiaolisesefadoudekelianxiaogou,jiaoyebuganjiao,dongyebugandong。

bushi,tashifanletiantiaolema?

fantiantiaoyebuzhiyuzheimegantaa!

“nihaichiwoma?”tanganyouyoudehuitouwenyiju。

cikezaihuoyanjinjingshouyanzhong,tanganxiaodeshineiyangdexiee。

huoyanjinjingshouganjinhengqiyaotou,neijiaoyigeguai。

“buchile?buchizanxiaquzhaopingzhangdasheng,zou。”tangangenlinzhegouzaiziside,bahuoyanjinjingshouhaoguolai,qizhetajiuxiaqule。

liangrenyishougangxialai,zhengqiaoluozaihouduimian。

tamenzaikanhou,houzailashi。

!!!!

猴在拉屎???

hezheshengkongdewuzhishan,shiburangwukonglatashoushangbei?

sunwukongzaoyixiguanzheiwuzhishanwurenguolai,rujinchajueyourenlaishi,yitaitou,genliangrenyishousimuxiangdui。

kongqizhongsiyouwuyafeiguo,liuxialeliugeheidiandian。

“啊!!!!”

天!塌了!!!

taqitiandashengsunwukong,jiaotilingxiaobaodian,shouxiansanshisanzhongtian,neishihedengdeweifeng,hedengdefengguangwuxian!

danjintian!tadeyishiyingming!quanhuilea!

tanganweiweiceshenwennazha,“hou,yeyaolashima?”

nazhakanzhetangan,meitouweitiao,“niyaobuyaotingtingnizaishuoshenme?”

“ng,houqueshiyeyaolashi。”

孙悟空:“……”

zhijiansunwukonghuaweiyidaoliuguang,xiaoshizailiangrenyishoumianqian。

“peng!”deyisheng,wuzhishanyouluoxiale。

“ai,houhaoxiangzibile。”

huoyanjinjingshou:“nibeirenkandaochugong,nibuzibi?”

“zibi,danshiwokanhoulashi,woyoubuzibi。”

“bizui!!!!”sunwukongshikerenshubukeren,houdedadizhenzhan,sizaiwanhuixiexudashengdexingxiang。

“haohaohao,bizui,bizui。”tanganqizhehuoyanjinjingshougenzhelaidaosunwukongshenbian。

tabeiyazaiwuzhishanxia,zhiliuyigenaodaizaiwaimian,haishimianchaodixiade。

tangannengkandechulai,ruobushifeidelugetou,kenengtajiuchunzibidewoshanliqule。

“wukong,neidoushifuyun。”

孙悟空不理她。

“wukong,weishishilaijiunichuqude。”

孙悟空还是不理她。

“niyaobuchulai,wojiugaosusanjie,dashengyehuilashi!”

sunwukong:“!!!!”

ya,tadelianmadehaozang。

tanganhaigenshenbiandehuoyanjinjingshoushuo:“nikanba,renpingzhangdashengjiushibuyiyang,zaishengqi,douyonglianfadianbao。buxiangni,zhihuizuifadianbao。”

huoyanjinjingshoukanxiangnazha:“daodiyoumeiyourennengguanguanta?”

nazhalinglidekanlehuoyanjinjingshouyiyan,fangfozaishuo:“wozhaode,bufubiezhe。”

huoyanjinjingshousuolesuobozi,henghengliangsheng,padishangle。

tangancikeyijingzaipashanle,tadepashangqu,bafengyinjiexialai,cainengzhenzhengbasunwukongfangchulai。

sunwukongkanxiangnazha,“santaizi,nizhenrenlezheimegehuodangshifu?”

“她也是你师父。”

sunwukongneixinos:“suirantameiyoumaren,danyouganjuetamadehaozang。”

takeshipanlejiniandexingxingyueliang,caibaxindetianmingrenpanguolai,jieguo!

jiuguolaigezheimegewanyi?

nazhataitoukanxiangtangan,shensehuranrenzhendao:“qishi……tazhishiyoudianbuzhengjing,danrenhaixing,butaoyan。”

sunwukongsuizhenazhademuguangkanguoqu,tanganzhengzaihengchihengchidepashanni。

tadeshentixiaoxiaode,zaiwuzhishanmianqian,rumayiyibanmiaoxiao。

kejiushizheigexiaoxiaodemayi,xiaoxiaodefanren,sihusihaobujupapashanzhixian,yanlizhiyousunwukongdefengyin。

“hei,wukong,biejia,weishimashangjiujinijiexialailea!”

tingdaotangandehua,zaizheiyike,sunwukongfangfomingbailenazhashuode,tayebushineimetaoyandeyiyile。

tanganbingbuzhidaotamenliangzaixiamianzenmetucaozijide,zheihuizhenghengchihengchidepashanni。

yaobushuo,youleguajiushihao。xiantianlingti,pashandoushixiaoerkele,neijiaoyigeqingsong。

ranerzhengdangtagangpadaobanshanyao,zhengdasuanqujiefengyindeshihou,tiankongzhishanghudefengyunbianhuan。

“bushiba?jiefengyinhaineimeyouyishigandema?”

“budui,wozenmetingdaoleshuxidehousheng?haishicongtianshangchuanlaide?”