huoyanjinjingshou**le,dan**wuxiao。
tanganzhidingshibunengchita,buranhenghaerjiangneidoushichunlinghungongji,tajiushiyoujingangbuhuaixiantianlingtideguayekangbuzhua。
yushitangankaolvzaisanjueding,quzhaopingzhangdasheng!
qizhehuoyanjinjingshou,neisudukebiyipimakuaiduole。
buguoyiri,tanganqizhehuoyanjinjingshou,nazhaqizhefenghuolun,liangrenjiulaidaolezheiwuzhishanxiale。
“呔!”
“rulai,anlaosunshudaoshan,ganjinbashoutaiqilai,buranzifu!”
tangangangconghuoyanjinjingshoushangxialai,jiutingdaolezheijuhunxiangyin。
“woleigelaozishudaoshan,zheishiwukongzaishuohua?”
“tahairangrulaibashoutaiqilai?”
“qie,zheiwuzhishanruoshinengtaiqilai,wojiuquchi……”
huaweishuowan,tanganjiuganjuedaolejiaoxiadeyizhen“honglonglong”menxiang。
jiezhe,tajiuganjue“sou”deyixia。
renpashanshangle,shanfeitianshangle。
“**!shengkongbanwuzhishanna?”
zheixiangdangyu,beiguanzailaoyulidefanren,renshouyibayaochi,beisuoquanpingziyuana!
haodiana,xianzaixiyoudoudianchengzheiyanglema?
nazhakanzhetangandesongyang,wen:“shanfeiqilaile,nigangcainiyaochishenme?”
“hehehe……chi……shanzhenhaiwei,dui,shanzhenhaiwei。”
tanganzhanzhanweiweidepaqilai,xiangqukankanshanxiadewukongzaiganma,danyoushizaikonggao,xintiao“pengpeng”de,genbenbuganwangxiakanyiyan。
“nazha,pingzhangdashengni?paole?”
“pingzhangdasheng?”nazhabujie,“tabushiqitiandashengma?”
tanganyifu,“nihaixiao,nihaibudong”deshenqing。
“qukankan,qukankan。”
“mafan。”suiranzongshizuishangzheiyangshuo,dannazhayehaishiqule。
nazhagangzou,tanganjiuganjuedaoleyigulingrenmaogusongrandeyinying。
yihuitou,huoyanjinjingshouzhengliangzhe24kchunjinyan,“jiejiejie”biaozhunbanhuaixiaoni。
**!把这货忘了!
“ni,nixiangganma?”tangansuiranyoudiansong,danbushihenhuang。
“nibuzhidao,xianzaiquansanjiedoudelexiaoxi,chiletianmingrenderou,jiunengzhangshengbulaoma?”
tanganyanjingdengda,“jianguoyaoguaibeiposhuabashiyinande,meijianguotoutiewangzheisongbashiyinande。”
“ni……yaobuyaohuitoukankanni?”tayiliantebiehaoxindetixinghuoyanjinjingshou。
huoyanjinjingshouyihuitou,“aowu”yishenghechenggou,duozaitanganshenhou,sesefadou。
cikezailiangrenmianqiandeshi,santanhaihuidashenjingdiankaidaban,santouliubei,jiaocaifenghuolun,shouchiqiankunquan,huntianling,huojianqiang,jiulongshenhuozhao,yinyangshuangjian,jinzhuan。
“lai!nichita,woshani。”
“看谁快。”
huoyanjinjingshoufangfozaiqiangjiaolisesefadoudekelianxiaogou,jiaoyebuganjiao,dongyebugandong。
bushi,tashifanletiantiaolema?
fantiantiaoyebuzhiyuzheimegantaa!
“nihaichiwoma?”tanganyouyoudehuitouwenyiju。
cikezaihuoyanjinjingshouyanzhong,tanganxiaodeshineiyangdexiee。
huoyanjinjingshouganjinhengqiyaotou,neijiaoyigeguai。
“buchile?buchizanxiaquzhaopingzhangdasheng,zou。”tangangenlinzhegouzaiziside,bahuoyanjinjingshouhaoguolai,qizhetajiuxiaqule。
liangrenyishougangxialai,zhengqiaoluozaihouduimian。
tamenzaikanhou,houzailashi。
!!!!
猴在拉屎???
hezheshengkongdewuzhishan,shiburangwukonglatashoushangbei?
sunwukongzaoyixiguanzheiwuzhishanwurenguolai,rujinchajueyourenlaishi,yitaitou,genliangrenyishousimuxiangdui。
kongqizhongsiyouwuyafeiguo,liuxialeliugeheidiandian。
“啊!!!!”
天!塌了!!!
taqitiandashengsunwukong,jiaotilingxiaobaodian,shouxiansanshisanzhongtian,neishihedengdeweifeng,hedengdefengguangwuxian!
danjintian!tadeyishiyingming!quanhuilea!
tanganweiweiceshenwennazha,“hou,yeyaolashima?”
nazhakanzhetangan,meitouweitiao,“niyaobuyaotingtingnizaishuoshenme?”
“ng,houqueshiyeyaolashi。”
孙悟空:“……”
zhijiansunwukonghuaweiyidaoliuguang,xiaoshizailiangrenyishoumianqian。
“peng!”deyisheng,wuzhishanyouluoxiale。
“ai,houhaoxiangzibile。”
huoyanjinjingshou:“nibeirenkandaochugong,nibuzibi?”
“zibi,danshiwokanhoulashi,woyoubuzibi。”
“bizui!!!!”sunwukongshikerenshubukeren,houdedadizhenzhan,sizaiwanhuixiexudashengdexingxiang。
“haohaohao,bizui,bizui。”tanganqizhehuoyanjinjingshougenzhelaidaosunwukongshenbian。
tabeiyazaiwuzhishanxia,zhiliuyigenaodaizaiwaimian,haishimianchaodixiade。
tangannengkandechulai,ruobushifeidelugetou,kenengtajiuchunzibidewoshanliqule。
“wukong,neidoushifuyun。”
孙悟空不理她。
“wukong,weishishilaijiunichuqude。”
孙悟空还是不理她。
“niyaobuchulai,wojiugaosusanjie,dashengyehuilashi!”
sunwukong:“!!!!”
ya,tadelianmadehaozang。
tanganhaigenshenbiandehuoyanjinjingshoushuo:“nikanba,renpingzhangdashengjiushibuyiyang,zaishengqi,douyonglianfadianbao。buxiangni,zhihuizuifadianbao。”
huoyanjinjingshoukanxiangnazha:“daodiyoumeiyourennengguanguanta?”
nazhalinglidekanlehuoyanjinjingshouyiyan,fangfozaishuo:“wozhaode,bufubiezhe。”
huoyanjinjingshousuolesuobozi,henghengliangsheng,padishangle。
tangancikeyijingzaipashanle,tadepashangqu,bafengyinjiexialai,cainengzhenzhengbasunwukongfangchulai。
sunwukongkanxiangnazha,“santaizi,nizhenrenlezheimegehuodangshifu?”
“她也是你师父。”
sunwukongneixinos:“suirantameiyoumaren,danyouganjuetamadehaozang。”
takeshipanlejiniandexingxingyueliang,caibaxindetianmingrenpanguolai,jieguo!
jiuguolaigezheimegewanyi?
nazhataitoukanxiangtangan,shensehuranrenzhendao:“qishi……tazhishiyoudianbuzhengjing,danrenhaixing,butaoyan。”
sunwukongsuizhenazhademuguangkanguoqu,tanganzhengzaihengchihengchidepashanni。
tadeshentixiaoxiaode,zaiwuzhishanmianqian,rumayiyibanmiaoxiao。
kejiushizheigexiaoxiaodemayi,xiaoxiaodefanren,sihusihaobujupapashanzhixian,yanlizhiyousunwukongdefengyin。
“hei,wukong,biejia,weishimashangjiujinijiexialailea!”
tingdaotangandehua,zaizheiyike,sunwukongfangfomingbailenazhashuode,tayebushineimetaoyandeyiyile。
tanganbingbuzhidaotamenliangzaixiamianzenmetucaozijide,zheihuizhenghengchihengchidepashanni。
yaobushuo,youleguajiushihao。xiantianlingti,pashandoushixiaoerkele,neijiaoyigeqingsong。
ranerzhengdangtagangpadaobanshanyao,zhengdasuanqujiefengyindeshihou,tiankongzhishanghudefengyunbianhuan。
“bushiba?jiefengyinhaineimeyouyishigandema?”
“budui,wozenmetingdaoleshuxidehousheng?haishicongtianshangchuanlaide?”